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Akela Stronghoof 12139

Joined January 2012
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    Akela Stronghoof's Stories (1)

    • The Effects of Gravity
      Dipper finds a cave in the woods. Mabel joins him to look inside. Ponies ensue.

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    Commander James Bond was one of MI6's top operatives. Having succeeded in countless missions and bringing down international terrorists such as Le Chiffre and Dominic Greene, Bond is sent to Istanbul to retrieve a hard drive containing the names of every agent involved in undercover affairs. The hard drive in question has fallen into enemy hands, and it's his job to get it back.

    After disastrous events in Istanbul during the mission, James finds himself in an unfamiliar land, and soon becomes entangled in a tale of international espionage.

    Only one man can protect Equestria and its princesses in this new time of crisis, and his name's Bond.

    James Bond.

    First Published
    25th Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    3rd Apr 2013
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    (Parody) Kate the college student loves ponies. But unwanted magnetism to her own gender has also made her a bit of a homophobe. Landing smack in the middle of Ponyville, she discovers (to her horror) that she is even more attractive to mares than she is to women. Her mission? Find actual friendship without being shipped. Whether or not she's successful... is entirely up in the air. A fun reversal and satirical poke at HiE tropes with heart to spare. As a small warning, while the story is not particularly explicit, there is quite a bit of innuendo which is played mostly for laughs.

    First Published
    21st Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    8th Jan 2013
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    Silence. The golden rule is silence. Silence, and obediance.

    For years, you have trained as a royal guard. Now, thanks to the fortuitous return of Shining Armour, your old-time friend and Captain, you are promoted to guarding Celestia personally. What follows, though, is the discovery of a personal side to the Sun Princess that you could never have imagined, not even in your most vivid dreams.

    (Character Building. Let's try it, shall we?)

    First Published
    14th Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    9th Feb 2013
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    A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept.

    ... For a given value of "realistic."

    Now with an image graciously provided by Page Turner, and an audiobook version narrated by multifanficaday:

    http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1AC27637E0924B8C

    And with a TVTropes page!

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/Hands

    First Published
    7th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    13th May 2013

    Lemon Dreams is a happy pony with a perfect life in Ponyville. There's only one problem - she thinks she's a lemon.

    Is she really a  pony-shaped citrus fruit, or is she just crazy? Does it even matter? When Lemon Dreams finds herself at odds with the ponies of Ponyville and pursued by a strangely familiar ghost, she realises she must discover the answers to those questions before it's too late.

    First Published
    17th Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    10th Jan 2013
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    Tom is hungry. Tom wants cake. Unfortunately for Tom, his cake is a plot device which drops him right into the world of Equestria. That's the good news. The bad news is what he's become...

    First Published
    7th Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    7th Jul 2012
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    Mort, also known as the Pale Pony (of Death), finds himself in a position where he has been tasked to take time off from his rigorous duties of reaping souls. Seeking guidance, he is directed towards the town of Ponyville, to learn about the magic of friendship from Twilight Sparkle and her friends. All he needs to do is keep his true nature a secret. That shouldn't be too difficult...right?

    Special thanks to Specter-Von-Baren and Pyrite Foolsgold for their help in proofreading and editing this story, as I really needed it. Additional thanks to Pilate, Chuckle5 and Admiral Biscuit as well! Couldn't have done it without all their help!

    Credit for the title card goes to Siansaar, AKA Carnifex.

    For another excellent take on Mort, check out Sip's version!

    First Published
    6th Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    28th Apr 2013

    [Second-person romance fic starring "you" and Lyra] Months have passed since you, a human, have appeared in Equestria and were taken in by a pony by the name of Lyra Heartstrings. Now, you and her are the best of friends, being nearly inseparable.

    But what happens when you begin to develop more romantic feelings for the musical mare? Will you face rejection and ridicule? Or does Lyra have some secret feelings of her own?

    NEW! Internet Reading!

    First Published
    9th Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    4th Mar 2013
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    Going up to the roof for some fresh air after pulling and all-nighter, our "hero" makes the mistake of closing his eyes for a bit.

    When he opens them again, he is no longer on the rooftop in Copenhagen he was expecting to be on... no he's somewhere very different, and extremely unfamiliar.

    How will he react? How will the ponies react? Nothing is certain, except for one thing...

    He never asked for this.

    This story takes place about 8'ish years after the second season of MLP:FiM, the language of Equestria does not match any earth languages (that the main character knows of at least), and the human in question knows nothing of these ponies or the world of Equestria.

    He emerges into Equestria on the roof of a building in Manehattan, not the Everfree, not Ponyville and certainly not one of the princesses' bedrooms in Canterlot Castle.

    Oh! Spoilers in the comments and all that jazz, not gonna go into a whole spiel about it.

    First Published
    17th Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    21st May 2012

    *Urgent*

    SECURE. CONTAIN. PROTECT

    <Clearance: Level Alpha>


    To Canterlot Tower

    Facility 13034 is overrun. Containment Protocol has failed.

    To all SCP personnel, this is a Alpha level threat. I repeat, we need immediate assistance.

    Subject has broken through the containment barriers and is currently making it's way to <censored>.

    Losses are high, we are ill equipped to contain the ███████.

    If it continues at this rate, the ███████ will reach surface in a matter of hours.

    If anypony reads this, Princess Celestia needs to be informed immediately. I repeat, Princess Celestia needs-

    *Message lost*


    (Warning: Horror themes)

      

    First Published
    17th May 2012
    Last Modified
    17th May 2012