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After losing out on first chair cellist in the Manehattan Philharmonic Orchestra to her biggest rival, Octavia tries to console herself with a healthy bout of moping and a strong drink. One drink soon becomes several, though, and her evening of debauchery leads to a long night of frenzied, sordid passion with her best friend Vinyl Scratch. It isn't until she wakes up in the morning with Vinyl's legs wrapped around her that Octavia remembers two very important things: one, she's straight. And two, if the infamously strict conductor of the Philharmonic finds out how unrefined Octavia's social life has become, she could lose her one and only chance at the only dream she's ever had in her life.

This could get a little bit complicated.

Cover art by CouchCrusader, who I swear to God is like fatting me up for slaughter or something with all the custom stuff he does for me.

Half-heartedly edited by NTSTS #dunked

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Ponies these days are nuzzling younger than ever. Talk to your foals about the dangers of unprotected tummy rubs.

A Los Pegasus charity commission for Pav Feira. He... he gave me the prompt. I had no choice. Forgive me.

Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria...

One week ago, Twilight Sparkle was crowned the fourth Princess of Equestria.  Tonight, Ponyville hosts the 1003rd Summer Sun Celebration, and Princess Celestia and Princess Luna want a vacation.  With two fine young princesses like Cadance and Twilight to take over for them, nothing could possibly go wrong.

(Title image hacked together from vectors by sakatagintoki117 and Chrome-MMVII.)

You're a random human on Earth trying to get some sleep, but these blasted ponies keep appearing in your room. You don't know where they come from, or how they got here, but they insist on sleeping with you in a non sexual manner.

Have you ever wanted to get cuddled by a pony? How about against your will? No? Yes? Either way you are getting cuddled whether you like it or not.

Warning: Adorable cuddling may or may not be suitable for younger readers.

Warning: I can't select all the ponies, but yes all ponies(and other species) are capable of cuddling you. No you're not safe.

Edited by: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/technicscratch

Sequel to The Return of Princess Nightmare Moon! After having made a full medical recovery Princess Nightmare Moon tries her hoof at wooing one of her subjects, Nurse Bandaid. Her loud, bombastic and bossy ways may be a little too much for the poor guy! Meanwhile, a freshly regenerated Chrysalis returns to feed on Celestia. Will anypony see through her ruse if she's hiding in plain sight?

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Even though MLP:FiM ended a few years ago, my friends and I still loved the show. Stories, merch, fan art, I loved it all. Things started to get a weird though when I found myself with a cutie mark appearing on my leg. Humans aren't supposed to get cutie marks, so where the heck did this come from? And what's going on with my hair?

This was meant to be a short little quirky story, but as I soon found myself engrossed in writing a bigger and bigger story.  It was originally just written for the 'Pony transformation general' community on /mlp/. However, due to the positive feedback from friends, I then decided to post the story here on FimFiction so others could enjoy it.

It should also be noted that the story here has been slightly modified version from the original. The story you see here has been fully reedited and 'cleaned up' to fit the standards of a "Teen" rating here on FimFic. If you wish to up the ante and read the mature version of the story, you may do so on the Google Doc here. Feel free to switch between either story version whenever you like, as the main story line between the two versions is identical.

The reviews are in, esteemed critics are RAVING about Five Score, Divided by Four

Well, sh*t...

-destinedjagold

Well, this is... bizarre. But interesting. But bizarre.

-bitWolfy

This story just mindfucked my everything. You get a like, a favorite, a follower and a bag of corn flakes good sir.

-Uranium Plastic Cup

SWEET FILLY LUNA I AM FLIPPING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW

-Shadow Reaper

I'll probably never be able to clop again if this keeps up.

-Dash Attack

This is the only story on FimFiction to have me literally shaking with excitement. I congratulate you on an amazing story!

-jeramiahsental

"Wait, you asking for a review on what now? Who??"

- Editior in Chief, Chicago Tribune

Five Score editors:

1st- Scrub

2nd- Rain Shaker (careful, he bites)

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Love songs and tooth picks. Some more Human->Lyra fun craziness! Written by FrozenMasquerade

Earning Wings of a Different Nature. A military helicopter pilot realizes he's Daring Doo. Written by StrayanPhoenix772

The New Boss. A human turned Sombra becoming a mob boss? Yes please. Written by Dash Attack

Willow is a thestral-- one of the bat-winged pegasi, rarely seen anywhere outside of Princess Luna's royal guard, and never quite welcome anywhere in Equestria. His parents have moved away from Canterlot to try and get a new start for all of them... but how well can a young batpony fit into a tiny, insular little community like Ponyville?

Trixie appears once more in Ponyville, but something is...off...about her. She isn't speaking in third person. She is convinced that she is supposed to be the Element of Magic, that Celestia is supposed to be the Tyrant Sun, that Luna is supposed to rule as Equestria's monarch - and that Twilight is supposed to be a wanted criminal. Has she gone insane? Or is something bigger beginning - with consequences that Trixie, Twilight, and two entire worlds, can only guess at?

The long-awaited Crisis on Two Equestrias begins at last!

While reading the stories of The Lunaverse can only enhance your reading experience, it is not necessary for this story! It is being written as completely, 100% stand-alone, with no prior knowledge necessary!

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Since her return and rescue, Princess Luna has been looking for some way to properly honor the six mares who saved her from herself, but nothing she has been able to think of has seemed meaningful enough to repay her saviors.  

Nothing, at least, until she spends Nightmare Night in Ponyville, and gets to actually know the six ponies to whom she owes such a great debt.  She realizes she enjoys their company, and wishes for them to spend more time with her, that she might grow closer to them.

So, in accordance with many fine and ancient traditions, and after thinking it over for a good...couple of hours, easy, she proclaims that she shall marry all six of them.  Oh, and that Twilight will be marrying Celestia, too.

Now would be the appropriate time for everypony to panic.

--Cover Art Courtesy of Zemious--

* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

Well, what can I say?  This is the story of a man.  Or maybe he was... a pony-man.  Or maybe he was just a... Pony!  But he was still...

FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

... Yeah, this is that story.  The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville.  That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven.  Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes.  How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome.  The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare.  And Trixie.  And some jerk named David.  Then there was that Azure Flora pony.  And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it.  If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning.  I use cusswords like a big boy.

ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!