You've watched every episode at least twice. You make regular pilgrimages to Hot Topic for pony stuff. You post regularly on MLP fanfiction sites. And you have a crush on Fluttershy.
In short, you could not be more of a brony if you tried.
So what happens when the Mane 6 suddenly materialize in your bedroom...and they're not very happy to see you?
Special thanks to theMorningEspeon for pre-reading and editing!
EDIT: Wow, didn't expect this thing to become so popular.
EDIT: By Steinbeck's mustache, this fic's been featured!
I am so happy!