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paleowriter 5269

Joined January 2012
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    paleowriter's Stories (5)

    • How to Woo Your Lady in Nine Easy Steps
      Spike orders a How-To guide book to win Rarity's heart.

      50,490 words · 11,699 views · 736 likes · 14 dislikes
    • Of Age
      Rarity is on a mission to learn more about dragons, stop a war, and discover her true feelings.
      35,648 words · 4,451 views · 396 likes · 6 dislikes
    • Ladies Don't Freak Out
      Oneshot. Rarity panics when she thinks Spike has left Ponyville for good.
      1,109 words · 2,719 views · 336 likes · 7 dislikes
    • The Ballad of Firebrand and Olivine
      Spike recalls a bedtime story about a dragon falling in love with a pony.
      3,135 words · 1,745 views · 180 likes · 3 dislikes
    • Rarity's Diary
      1,303 words · 2,119 views · 106 likes · 2 dislikes
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    Twilight and Spike grew up and did everything together since forever. But following the events of Magical Mystery Cure, Twilight is now a princess. She grew up first. Spike realizes he needs to catch up, and so makes a choice to do the same.

    All the while, there is a secret, one that involves Princess Celestia, our favorite little dragon, and a certain sense of heritage.

    First Published
    6th Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    8th Mar 2013
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    Whatever the problem Rarity faced, there was always a Spike and a wine for it. She was confident he had gotten over his crush on her long ago, and he had since come to be a dear friend who she relied on for support and companionship.

    And surely he feels the same way towards her.

    First Published
    3rd Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    3rd Mar 2013
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    After Diamond Tiara loses a bet to the Cutie Mark Crusaders, she has to ask Snails to the Hearts and Hooves Day Dance.  But when Snails turns to Sweetie Belle for help in impressing his date, she realizes she is starting to develop feelings for him.  And so what was to have been a simple victory for the CMC turns into something a bit more complicated.

    First Published
    7th Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    14th Mar 2013
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    Most days are ordinary until we make them special.

    Written for Valentines Day and for personal need to vent shipping urge.

    First Published
    7th Feb 2013
    Last Modified
    7th Feb 2013

    Applebloom is tired of being treated like a filly! She's a big pony, darn it! She wants the respect of her brother and sister, so she decides to take a drink of something definitely not meant for fillies. What happens afterward will convince her to never touch her brother's apple whisky ever again.

    The following piece was written before season 3 and I'm not going back to change it, because this story flies in the face of canon anyway. Every dumb joke or tired brony-ism you can think of has been used in this fic for comedic purposes. Leave you offended-ness at the door, and enter, THE APPLE ZONE.

    P.S. if you find I parodied a fic of yours within, it's because I liked it, not because I'm trying to make fun of it. This is meant to mock the fandom as a whole, as in, all of us. I'm not Blueshift, so it may not be that funny, but I regret nothing.

    First Published
    5th Jan 2013
    Last Modified
    5th Jan 2013

    Pony magic works in funny ways. Unicorns all have magic they can control. Earth ponies and pegasi have innate magic that connects them to the earth and the sky. And then there are more unusual cases. Pinkie Pie's supernatural senses, for example. And then there's Braeburn, who seems to have a rather unusual effect on other stallions...

    First Published
    10th Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    16th Aug 2012
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    For the past year, Spike has lov-liked Rarity. However, when Twilight lays down flat his chances with the beautful unicorn, Spike is devastated. By chance, he meets a strange pony, who offers him help on his love affairs.

    WARNING: Some comments talk about the story and some very spoilerish things. DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE STORY! It will remove all the fun of some scenes. It is advised that you read first and comment later.

    First Published
    18th May 2012
    Last Modified
    21st Aug 2012

    Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An everypony story.

    (Cover image by Rannva)

    First Published
    17th Jan 2012
    Last Modified
    17th Jan 2012

    Shawn Spencer, psychic detective, is a thick-tufted boy genius who ice skates through life on polished blades of snarky eloquence. He has tested himself against some of the greatest criminal minds of his time and emerged victorious... though often through unbelievable luck and not a small amount of bumbling.

    Now, he faces a challenge unlike any before. One that will test his mind, his sanity, and his adaptability as he is thrust into the midst of an unfamiliar world and the ponies who populate it.

    The Mane 6 face their own challenge, as an old enemy, tempered in the crimes of a much darker world than theirs, returns to Equestria. It is a challenge they are ill-prepared for and one that only their strange, new, alien friend can help them overcome.

    First Published
    17th Dec 2011
    Last Modified
    28th Sep 2012