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NachoTheBrony 10111

Joined January 2012
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    • The Masseur
      I’m happy today, but I don’t thank Discord for pulling me out from my happy life on Earth.

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    A series of random glimpses into the Xenophilia universe from a diverse collection of authors and Xenofans - some moved over from the Xenophilia forum, others brand new and fresh from the stables - all stored here for your enjoyment.

    But is it canon? Fanon? Head-canon? Who knows? That's up to you to decide.

    All ficlets used with the authors' kind permission.

    First Published
    15th May 2013
    Last Modified
    23rd May 2013

    Sometimes, Spotlight - or, Psych Ologist, as known by the masses - needs some time to unwind.

    And, between bickering couples, Cloud Kicker's horrible aura of train-wreckery and the Cutie Mark Crusader Lemonade Fabricators, 'unwinding' may need a little more than the typical 'Two' he gets from his friends at the Spa.

    No, this time, he's getting a Four.

    Oh yeah, things just got serious.

    Non-canon oneshot set in the Winningverse ~ Title for Chono

    First Published
    8th Jan 2013
    Last Modified
    8th Jan 2013
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    Octavia's new to Ponyville, and she just bought a used couch.  As it turns out, she has to move the heavy thing clear across town on her lonesome.  That isn't the problem.  The problem is these damn crazy ponies who won't stop pestering her.

    Cover Art by faloxx

    First Published
    8th May 2013
    Last Modified
    8th May 2013
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    Romance, palace intrigue, and swashbuckling adventure await our six heroines when Princess Luna summons the Elements of Harmony to Canterlot.

    I started writing this story in the middle of March 2011 and submitted the last chapter and the epilogue to EqD 3 1/2 months later on July 4th.  The basic idea for it, though, had come to me after watching the first two episodes on YouTube at the beginning of that February, but it took me a month to discover there were places on the net to which a person could send fanfiction and have it posted.  I don't get out much, y'see...

    The discerning reader may, therefore, find a bit of canon-fodder here and there, and for all that I've thought about diving back in and changing a few things to make the story line up better with Season 2, I'm not gonna.  For better or for worse, this story's done, and I hope to use what I learned while writing it and from the comments it's gotten--and the comments I reckon it'll get here--to make my next story better.

    Mike

    First Published
    15th Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    15th Jun 2012
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    Short stories and scenes from the All-American Girl series, some written by me and some by others.

    Please note the Random tag is meant to note that each story may have different elements, and that the three other tags are the overarching ones.

    First Published
    15th May 2012
    Last Modified
    29th Apr 2013

    Currently undergoing rewriting; only the "Chapter: Number" (e.g. Chapter One) chapters count.

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    “My name’s Daisy Jo Martinez.  I was born – or so my birth certificate says – on March 30, 2012.  I’m married with two kids, my husband’s a Naval officer.  I’m originally from a town just outside of DC called Winchester, Virginia – apple capital of America, yay, go me.  I’m a Republican – that tends to shock a lot of people – and I’m a practicing Catholic – and that tends to shock more people than the first, and like I said, I’m married – I think people start passing out at that point.  I've lived a happy, charmed life and I’m proud to be an American.

    “And as you can also see, I’m a pony.  Well, physically anyway."

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    Don't forget the side stories, as well as the prequel!

    And now with its own TV Tropes page!

    First Published
    10th May 2012
    Last Modified
    1st Mar 2013
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    Once upon a time, a human named Lero Michealides was inexplicably transported to the magical land of Equestria.  With no way of returning to his home world, he rolled up his sleeves and fashioned a new life for himself in this world of sapient ponies, adapting to their alien society and way of life, all to the very best of his human abilities.  

    In time, Lero even managed to find love in the form of a pegasus mare named Rainbow Dash.  But this romance would prove to be unlike anything Lero had ever experienced before!  He quickly learned that because the pony gender ratio equates to about 5 females to every 1 male, monogamy was NOT embraced by the ponies of Equestria as it was by the humans of Earth.   Instead, several females traditionally all married the same male, ("Otherwise, you'd end up with a lot of lonely mares!")  unifying in a polygamous 'herd.'  

    Stunning as this news was, Lero simply did what he did best: he adjusted.  He adapted.  

    He went with the flow.  

    Soon enough, Lero even came to develop a herd of his own: in addition to Rainbow Dash, there came Princess Celestia's prize student, Twilight Sparkle, and later, the serene martial arts master, Lyra Heartstrings.   The four of them were so blissfully, passionately happy together.  Destiny had smiled on them all.  

    But then, one day, Princess Celestia tasked her faithful student with fixing an incomplete spell of a long-dead magical genius.

    Twilight cast the great wizard's spell.  And in doing so, the Destinies of all her dearest friends were SWITCHED.

    Now, while Twilight busies herself finding a cure that'll restore her friends to their former selves, Lero Michealides finds himself in a dire bind, indeed.

    One girl, who he never fell in love with -- and who never would have fallen for HIM, in her right mind -- now believes herself to be Lero's soulmate.  The other girl -- the TRUE love of Lero's life -- now sees him as a casual acquaintance.    And convincing them of the truth is an impossibility.  

    What will Lero do in a situation where there IS no path of least resistance?   Whatever his ultimate decision... hardship and heartache are destined to confront him at every turn.

    Welcome, friends, to Divided Rainbow.

    [Big credit to AnonAuthor, and all the rest of the Xenoverse canon writers,]  

    First Published
    19th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    21st May 2013
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    Swarm is the first ever changeling/pony hybrid, child of Warden the pegasus, and Kuno the changeling.

    What does life have in store for this unlikely trio?

    Twists, for a start!

    First Published
    21st Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    1st May 2013
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    Five choices that Twilight made in the show. Five ways she could have made them differently. Five sets of consequences. Five sets of regrets. Five points in time. Five things that never happened.

    Featured on EQD - 15th April 2013

    [Utilises an old fanfic challenge that can be found here.]

    First Published
    5th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    5th Apr 2013

    The star system Omega Centauri was just another oddity on a map to scientists in the not too distant future.  However when they found the star was orbiting an earth-sized, earth-like planet instead of a black hole as its motion had suggested, a mission was scrambled to investigate this most unusual of celestial behaviors.

    Hamstrung by politics, and nearly crippled before it began, the 'Lone Ranger' mission was reduced to just one crew member and left to his own devices.

    These are the logs of Arrow 18 and its lone commander.  This information is classified TOP SECRET by the Global Space Agency.  

    Do NOT tell the princess.

    First Published
    1st Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    22nd Dec 2012