This is a realistic view on how shipping would actually happen in the show.  Almost every pony has been shipped with everypony else, but this is what would actually happen if two ponies ever attempted at a relationship.

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No offense to any shippers, even though you shouldn't take any.  If anypony would like to see any other shippings done on this fic, just leave a comment.  Maybe I'll write it if I feel like it.

Rainbow Dash was just cruising through life, one cupcake at a time. However, after a freak encounter in the kitchens of Sugarcube Corner, the pegasus finds herself faced with something she's never encountered before: love.

However, this is not your average love story. For you see, the object of her affection isn't some handsome stallion with a windswept mane and gorgeous abs. No; her love is a sink.

Now, Rainbow must face the challenges that come with love, all while learning to deal with strange urges, teething children, and dresses.

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A big thanks to Golden Vision and Pav Feira, my editors! This fic would be awful without them!

The girls get together to have a few drinks. Silliness ensues.

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Fear, a misunderstanding... betrayal; it all began with those. Ponyville's most energetic, most joyful, most entertaining occupant... imprisoned behind locked doors and barred windows. Even a consummate optimist wouldn't last long in this place, and yet here she is. Trapped in a world where the only escape is the oblivion of sleep; a rose reverie.

Author: Pinkie Pie, shut up! No you can't name- You already did. Son of a...

Pinkie Pie: So author, you're always writing stories about me! How about I write a story about YOU!?

Author: That is a horrible... horrible... HORRIBLE ide-

Pinkie: Spectacularific! Let's do it!

A hack author (from "Extremely Terrible and Horrifying Stories" and "Mystery Pinkie Pie Theater 3000") is attempting to write his next magnum opus. Then Pinkie Pie happens.

Not the most original idea in existence, but hey, this is my take on how it would play out.

This is my first fanfic with my OC, of most of his life lived out in Manehattan, Suave Steps is a pegasus of amazing calibur in dancing later finding a new talent which became his "curse." Having his image known around the city he is forced to leave his only normal home to hide from the attention. With thinking of ponyville as his only solution, he now leaves his mark to start a new life, in hopes of getting away from unwanted fans. ANY SONGS, LYRICS, OR REFERENCES MENTIONED IN THIS STORY RIGHTFULLY BELONG TO THEIR OWNERS. Please comment, rate, and leave any suggestion to help out, THANKS.

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When Ditzy Doo loses her job at Cloudsdale Mail and Freight, she gets a job at another shipping company... only to find out their definition of shipping has nothing to do with delivering packages! Desperate for income to support herself and Dinky, will Ditzy be able to make it as a pony matchmaker?

A FedEx cargo plane is en route from a cargo drop off, when out of no where, something extraordinary happens.

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Derpy is a special pony, as any resident of Ponyville will attest to. Most say an accident with a thundercloud scrambled her brains, but she knows otherwise: It opened her mind.

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When a freak reading accident causes Twilight to be admitted to the Ponyville hospital, Rainbow Dash is right by her side.  Compelled by a sense of duty and repayment, she takes it upon herself to cheer up her friend.