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Alondro 120547

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    • Discord and The Doctor
      Discord is a statue again, plotting revenge. The Doctor decides that's not going to happen.

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    Following a most unpleasant encounter at one of Canterlot's great parties, Prince Blueblood decides that he is tired of everyone thinking that he is a lazy, empty-headed ponce. He decides the only solution is to have a grand adventure and reinvent himself, becoming the good, dignified, heroic Prince that everypony expects him to be.

    The only problem is he's a lazy, empty-headed ponce.

    First Published
    5th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    3rd May 2013
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    When Spike asked Twilight to help him create The Noble Dragon Code, he hoped a lot of things would happen.

    Getting worshipped as a god by legions of theologically-inclined dragons wasn't really one of them but, hey, whattcha gonna do? Them's the breaks, kiddo.

    First Published
    17th May 2013
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    17th May 2013
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    Princess Twilight is finding herself with more and more political power than both Luna and Celestia. Not wanting to upset the balance of power, Twilight brings her concerns to the other princesses. Unfortunately, the royal sisters won't be of much help; after all, change comes slowly to the immortal. However, for a certain spirit, change is an everyday occurance. Now Discord has become Princess Twilight's advisor, and they are driving each other crazy.

    However, hate can morph into love—but they'll still be driving each other crazy.

    First Published
    19th May 2013
    Last Modified
    23rd May 2013

    (READ ALL OF THIS) You have been given the Humans Guide to Life if Equestria. By some odd series of events you have come to this wonderful land of talking ponies. But a lot of you can't just jump into it without a little knowledge of your new home. Also you haven't been given this book, more like you have been forced to read every last word by Princess Celestia herself. But this is not a normal guide, no. This is a story, a story about you! In this we will cover, love and mating, your new self, settlement and careers, and many more things. So don't panic, because OMG THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.

    (Please I hold nothing against humanity, or HiE stories, I love each and every one of them. In fact I'm giving them each a big shoutout for inspiring me. This is my second fanfic, and I just did it for the pure enjoyment of writing. It is roughly based off the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. I will update occasionally and I will finish it.)

    (Rated Teen for: Some sexual references, crude humor, and mild goofiness, and a teeny tiny bit of swearing. And fourth wall breaking. )

    And this also a Guide, not a Manual.

    First Published
    9th Feb 2012
    Last Modified
    17th May 2013
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    Reading of the story (YouTube, mp3 link in comments): Chapter 1.2

    Ponies were magically and genetically engineered to be the perfect servitor race. They are powerful, adaptable, intelligent and completely under the control of their creators. A laboratory accident frees one such pony from her mental chains, but how can one mare save herself and the rest of her kind if she doesn't even know she's a slave?

    This is not the Equestria you know and these are not your little ponies. Not yet anyway.

    Tags: Sci-Fi, Adventure, Diamond Dogs, Gryphons

    Other tags: historical, mind control, Clarke's 3rd Law, excessive use of high energy physics, before they were famous.

    First Published
    12th Jan 2012
    Last Modified
    16th May 2013
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    Nopony ever said the friendship between Fluttershy and Discord would be an easy one. The difference in their life expectancies doesn’t help, but that’s a problem Discord can fix with a snap of the talons—that is, until Fluttershy finds out. Discord isn’t one to give up easily, though. He’ll do anything to keep his one and only friend. Anything.

    Inspired by the image by C-Puff.

    First Published
    15th May 2013
    Last Modified
    15th May 2013
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    It was a bright and sunny day when Discord came back to Canterlot under the watchful eye of Celestia as a (mostly) redeemed draconequus. But the luxurious life of royalty is so... BORING! "Do something creative," She said, "It'll be fun." She said. So on a dark and stormy night full of cliches, Discord sat down and began writing offensive literature that only he could imagine. Equestria will never be the same again.

    First Published
    15th May 2013
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    20th May 2013
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    Ulquiorra Cifer was defeated at the hands of a mere human and died in Las Noches. At least that's what he thought. In the boundary that separates life and death for all hollows he's found by one that finds him interesting enough to give a second chance at life free from Aizen's control and free to do as he pleases; he was just never told that his second chance of life would take him to an alternate world he never could've imagined even if he tried.

    The land of Equestria is a magical place full of hope and second chances. In this land can the Cuatra Espada find something that's been missing and learn how to live? Or will his presence be the downfall of the peaceful world?

    First Published
    13th May 2013
    Last Modified
    18th May 2013
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    What if Twilight was orphaned before her acceptance into Celestia's school for gifted unicorns?

    what if she and the princess of the sun became inseparable? What if Twilight starts calling Celestia mommy after their lessons?

    What if Celestia loves it?

    Inspired by the cover photo

    • Prologue · 13th May 2013
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    • C.1 · 13th May 2013
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    • C.2 · 14th May 2013
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    • C.3 · 14th May 2013
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    • C.4 · 15th May 2013
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    • C.5 · 16th May 2013
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    • Intermission · 18th May 2013
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    • C.6 · 19th May 2013
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    • C.7 · 20th May 2013
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    • C.8 · 20th May 2013
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    • C.9 · 22nd May 2013
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    • C.10 · 23rd May 2013
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    • Incomplete · Everyone
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    First Published
    13th May 2013
    Last Modified
    23rd May 2013

    You've seen the elements of harmony in action, the six bearers being best friends, and the ponies that have been the focus of My Little Pony for a whole two seasons. But what do the ponies seen in the background do during the adventures of the mane six? Read here about six ponies with conflicting personalities as they try to become friends and go on amazing adventures.

    First Published
    4th May 2012
    Last Modified
    9th May 2013