You're a random human on Earth trying to get some sleep, but these blasted ponies keep appearing in your room. You don't know where they come from, or how they got here, but they insist on sleeping with you in a non sexual manner.

Have you ever wanted to get cuddled by a pony? How about against your will? No? Yes? Either way you are getting cuddled whether you like it or not.

Warning: Adorable cuddling may or may not be suitable for younger readers.

Warning: I can't select all the ponies, but yes all ponies(and other species) are capable of cuddling you. No you're not safe.

Edited by: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/technicscratch

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After a date with his Marefriend, Big Macintosh returns to Sweet Apple Acres to find a group of fillies claiming to be his children.

As time goes on, Big Macintosh must find out the truth and how to send them back to their respective alternate universes.

Cover art from ArthurPearson

The Helicoprion, a long-lived genus of shark-like cartilaginous fish that went extinct millions of years ago. This predator certainly was a strange one, seeing how its lower jaw was basically a mix of a fruit roll-up and chainsaw. I make a living studying fossils, and this guy certainly takes the cake for the number one in the weird factor. So imagine my surprise when I inexplicably turn up in Equestria of all places. As a Helicoprion. Guess it's just one of those days.

You can thank Csquared08 for the idea for this story. And I will get that seal of approval, one way or the other. Also to my kickass editor, Linkerman! Thanks for all the help, dude!

And here's a dramatic reading made by these two hilarious dudes, RazortheAwesome and DaedaltheusXIV.

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Celestia wants Twilight and her friends to loosen up a little bit around her. Luna just wants to try the hard cider. During a surprise visit to Sweet Apple Acres at the tail end of cider season, Princess Luna has just a bit too much to drink, and when she makes a rather inappropriate joke, Twilight comes to the very uncomfortable realization that she has never seen Celestia excuse herself to use the restroom.

Rainbow is having a bad day, and It's not getting any better. Surely things will get better once she gets home to the one she loves. One off ship-fic with Rainbowpie or Pinkiedash, whichever you prefer.

Hope you enjoy!

Of course I have to give credit to my wonderful editor Shadowsreached for another great job in making sure things flow and sound like they should. Ironically, she's looking for an editor too so if you know someone *wink wink, nudge, nudge*

As always constructive comments are always accepted, considering recent event though, i will quickly block and remove any comments trying to start something  

There was a question... and Spike wanted the answer.  The curiosity of it was gnawing at his little dragon brain like gerbils in a vat of candy corn.  In desperation, he turns to Cadence for help, and she's more than happy to assist.

After all, it's just a simple question.  What's the worst that could happen?

(Takes place prior to Season 1.  Rated for scattered innuendo.)

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'Do you want to go to Equestria?'

Simple question, simple answer. Of course I do.

Now, things didn't turn out quite the way I expected.

Let me explain something for you: In Equestria there exists a race of cat people. Usually around 5-6ft tall, agile and pretty strong to boot.

Me? I got the short end of the feline-stick...

This is my story, as Jazz the cat.

(Set in the universe of 'Chess Game of the Gods', originally created by Rust and Blackwing, expanded by the fans).

This is just for me to relax and write something funny for you to enjoy. Hope you like it.

Coverart by inoeitall.

Old coverarts: By AppleTank,

Original coverart

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Twilight helps her friend perform a sonic boom. But when she does, it reminds the mare of someone gone from her life. In the end, Twilight is there to remind her she's not really gone.

This is my FIRST story, please feel free to put in any -constructive- criticism that you may have so I can become better! Thanks, and I hope you enjoy!

Also, BIG thanks to Starlitalpha for the massive help and support given! Without it I probably wouldn't have had the courage to post this :). Thanks again!

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Lyra Heartstings is a pony with an obsession. Humans, mythical creatures from ancient history. Before now, she was just a theorist, a madmare. But with the discovery of the crystal caves beneath Canterlot, all the clues finally make sense. Now it's up to one pony to brave the depths, the fury of Equestria's finest at her hooves, and find the truth.

Interacting with new ponies can be stressful for even the most patient pony; they can be wild, energetic and unpredictable. For some, there are few greater horrors then being forced to do so; Prism is one such pony.

She has chosen to hide away and live a life far from the ever watchful eye of a society that prefers conformity and the status quo. Alone with her only artwork and faithful pet rabbit Mr. Wiggles, she leads a fairly happy life keeping her distance from everypony. Although, when her bubble world suddenly pops and life falls to pieces around her, she is torn from her comfort zone and forced to escape the big city and find change in the form of a new life.

What to expect:

-A long story with many chapters, averaging 6000-8000 words each.

-First person, past tense.

-Lots of feels.

-Type 2 diabetes

Character tags are final.