Retiring isn't always easy.  Especially when your job title is Evil Overlord.  Most of the time retirement from that particular position comes on the sharp end of an opportunistic hero's sword.  But Damien didn't survive the past six centuries by playing by the rules.  His retirement plans involve running.  Running from his country, his continent, and his very universe to escape Fate's long reach.  And what better place to run to in an attempt to live peacefully than the utopian land of Equestria?

Currently being edited by the ever amazing Frederick the Saiyan.

Since I've had a number of comments on this I figure I should clear it up here.  This is not a crossover witht he overlord game series.  Note the lack of a crossover tag.

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In a bout of boredom, Twilight Sparkle decides to make a clockwork automaton. When she tries to give it limited sentience, enough to follow basic instructions, she is more than a little shocked to discover that she has inadvertently put the soul of a living being within...

Now, Twilight has to cope with a living machine.

A silly little thing, not meant to be taken too seriously.

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Shining Armor and Cadence's spell reveals something completely unexpected as it expels Chrysalis and her changelings out of Canterlot: A secret kept from everypony for several years...

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[Epilogue Pending!] When Rarity finds out how little Twilight gets out of the Library, things get out of hand as she decides to take it upon herself to teach Twilight the ropes of dating. As Rarity drags her around, Twilight begins to have a good idea of who she wants to ask out.

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Once in a great while Leapling day affects all the ponies of Equestria, Earth ponies become unicorns, Unicorns become pegasus and Pegasus become Earth ponies until the sunsets!

How will this effect the mane six and worse, how will leapling day ever end if nopony knows where Princess Celestia is!

Contains some mild adult themes in one scene describing the connection Earth ponies feel to every other pony.

Ian and Anthony have been transported to Equestria! Now they have to adjust to life in the new world of cute,crazy technicolor fluffy ponies!Will they ever get back or stay and grow close to thier new friends?

"Suppose I killed them all?"

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You know, every day I try to be a normal kid.  I go to school, do my homework, and hang out with my friends.  I've always dreamed of having a pony as a pet.  But now my room is filled with these technicolor ponies and I'm just about ready to kill myself.  I've read all the damn fics about how awesome it would be to have a pony in real life, but Celestia damnit this sucks balls.  Pinkie, what did I tell you about disobeying physics!  

Twilight Sparkle discovers that the library's archive of movies is incomplete, and missing a mysterious film known only as Attack of the Smooze! Armed with nothing more than a list and Pinkie Pie, Twilight sets out to find this lost piece of cinema, and along the way hopefully discover why every pony in Ponyville refuses to talk about it.

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Rarity has accomplished everything she’s dreamt of accomplishing, and she couldn’t be happier. At least, that’s what she thinks, until an old friend comes unexpectedly bouncing back into her life. A RariPie story.

Warnings for: Dancin' and drinkin'.

Cover art was drawn by the multi-talented and ever-fabulous Baby Seal Burritos.