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Something in the way she moves, attracts me like no other lover. Something in the way she woos me. Lyra knows that there's something about Octavia.

The 'F' stands for 'Friendship'... Gosh, what were you thinking?  But seriously: After hearing a certain pegasus say a word that she's never heard before, Scootaloo goes to the rest of the Cutie Mark Crusaders to 'expand their vocabulary' if you will.  How will the citizens of Ponyville react to such language?  Especially when the Crusaders' older sisters hear about it. (Rated Teen because even though there's no gore or sex involved, there is definitely foul language.)

By the by, this little abomination has been in my own personal development hell since January 7th, so you'll accept my apologies if it's not quite up to par with my other stories (feel free to draw parallels with Duke Nukem Forever, without the famous franchise or hyped-up expectations).  I just wanted to make something goofy and never got around to finishing it until recently.

As always, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and all affiliated characters therein are owned entirely by Hasbro, and not me.  The fanfictions I create are meant to be taken for entertainment value only and are not in any way making me money.  Seriously, I'm broke, and making these doesn't help me with that...  I should sue Hasbro for inspiring me to waste my money-making time... But that's neither here nor there.  The opinions expressed are most likely my own, but not necessarily, and (being unaffiliated with Hasbro in any way, as I am) are therefore not necessarily the opinions of Hasbro as a whole nor the employees that flesh it out, except perhaps by wild coincidence, to which I have no prior knowledge.  No copyright infringement, and no slander.  Kumbaya, Hasbro, Kumbaya.

After Applejack tells Apple Bloom and Scootaloo not to see the hottest movie in Equestria, the two fillies take it upon themselves to sneak off and see it anyway. With a clever lie, their night is practically assured to go off without a hitch.

The only thing they hadn't accounted for was the movie theater itself...

EQDaily featured! - 4/8/12

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Twilight wakes up with a serious head-ache caused by her horn spontaneously growing due to a sudden increase in her magical power. Nopony seems to have an answer for it, but it has attracted the attention of an unusually powerful militant foreign nation intent on her capture and execution. When a string of events lands Twilight before Celestia's father himself he tasks her and her newfound magic with tying up some loose ends he'd left behind long ago, ultimately connecting with this foreign nation's goals. With their powerful enemy baring down on Equestria, intent on taking it in a stranglehold, Twilight and her friends have little other choice than to travel the world and hunt for the rest of Celestia's family and end several thousands of years worth of feuding to prevent the war coming to Equestria before they themselves are caught.

Image Picture by Lostzilla of DeviantArt.

(find him yourselves)

Ech is a whiny bitch, but he helped edit a little I guess. (you too bats)

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Many years after sending her beloved protege to Ponyville, unease sits heavily on Princess Celestia's heart as her relationship with Twilight Sparkle seems to have cooled despite all they've accomplished together. On the advice of her sister, Celestia sets out to investigate and resolve the lost connection with her most faithful student. What does it mean to be a Faithful Student...or a Princess of the Sun?

Earned a six-star rating on Equestria Daily and featured on its very own TVTropes page!.

Worgen? Try Ponies as the new Alliance race instead! Deathwing's Cataclysm breaks open the seals separating Equestria from the rest of Azeroth, allowing in the insanity that is World of Warcraft and WoW players.

I also recently got a spin off! Check it out!

"A Day at the Quest Hub" by Braininthejar

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/77999/a-day-at-the-quest-hub

WoP TV tropes page here:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/WorldOfPonycraft

When a mishap occurs with Celestia's bathroom scale, an ancient protocol that may just doom Equestria is set into motion.  With the entire palace staff now conspiring against her, the sun goddess must not only contend mountains of paper work, dancing celery sticks, and steroid pumped stallions, but a sister who will take this chance to torture Celestia any way she can as payback for her banishment. Lock the cupboards and barricade the fridge! It's the Royal Diet!

Now with TVTropes page! :http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/ASliceOfLife

Tightly wrapped are the chains of immortality and heavy is the metal out of which they are forged. To live forever is the greatest gift and also the cruelest of curses. One that not even the gods would wish on their enemies.

Image belongs to PinstripedApocalypse at http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=old celestia&order=9&offset=72#/d4iu5t6.