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CelestialScribe 51573

Joined December 2011
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    CelestialScribe's Stories (5)

    • Discordian Episodes
      While the mane six were off defeating Discord, what did the other inhabitants of Equestria get up to?

      37,667 words · 2,894 views · 229 likes · 3 dislikes
    • Max Payne Stumbles Into Equestria
      Our lovably grim Max Payne is sent on a one-way journey to Equestria via bullet express.
      48,034 words · 2,566 views · 166 likes · 5 dislikes
    • The Dark Brotherhoof
      Twilight is invited to join one of the most feared groups in Ponyville, the 'Black Hoof'...
      51,273 words · 944 views · 48 likes · 0 dislikes
    • A Day In The Life Of Opalescence
      An adventure of best pet Opal, and her attempts to annoy Rarity.
      3,683 words · 512 views · 24 likes · 0 dislikes
    • Karl Pilkington in Equestria
      5,013 words · 837 views · 70 likes · 7 dislikes
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    Octavia is a high-class pony. Fine alcohol is her wont, and uncouthness her intense chagrin. Such is her surprise to find herself lumbered with an insufferable oaf of a DJ pony. However, sometimes these situations work themselves into a satisfactory ultimatum all the same.

    First Published
    5th Nov 2011
    Last Modified
    11th Feb 2012

    Comet takes his job too seriously. Angel doesn't take anything seriously.

    Comet joined to protect kingdom and princess(es). Angel joined for adventure and danger.

    Comet isn't interested in mares. Angel can't stop talking about stallions.

    Comet is a pegasus. Angel is a bat pony.

    Together, this unlikely duo goes through life as Royal Guards from basic training to fully fledged guardsponies. Who knows? Maybe they'll even start to get along.

    Cover art by slawomiro.

    First Published
    20th Jan 2013
    Last Modified
    31st Mar 2013

    The Unity Day party at Sweet Apple Acres goes awry after surprising accusations are leveled at Applejack, on account of some difficult-to-discern lyrics.

    First Published
    19th Jan 2013
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    19th Jan 2013
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    Fluttershy agrees to help Rarity promote her new fashion line at the first annual Equestrian Fashion Forum in Canterlot.  Alongside Fancy Pants' le petite amie, Fleur de Lis, Fluttershy stumbles onto a plot to ruin Rarity's career.  Will they be able to save her, or will the fabulous fashionista be driven from high society once and for all?

    First Published
    7th Aug 2012
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    7th Aug 2012
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    Perhaps there is more to the relationship of an immortal pet and her immortal master than first meets the eye.

    First Published
    2nd Jan 2013
    Last Modified
    2nd Jan 2013
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    The history of war may be written by the winner, but the Royal Historian is the one who provides the notes and background to the writer.  The recent events that some have called ‘Mare Wars’ or ‘The Invasion of the Barracks’ are no exception.  The Royal Historian has painstakingly compiled this folder of notes and background material on what should more accurately be called, ‘The Opening of the Guard.’

    Please remember to return the folder back to the Royal Historian when you have completed reading, in the event we gather more material that needs to be included.

    Musty Pages, Royal Historian

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    First Published
    3rd Dec 2012
    Last Modified
    3rd Dec 2012
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    Whether by the sword or the slow decay of time, Shining Armor will die.

    First Published
    7th Jan 2013
    Last Modified
    7th Jan 2013

    It's Sisterhooves Social time again. This year, Dash catches wind of two new competitors and gets Spike to bet on the race. When her team is revealed to be a rather famous set of siblings, it looks like poor Spike will be her slave for a week! However, due to a team of masseurs, a minor invasion, unfortunate addictions, and dubious barrel components, victory might not be as near as she thinks...

    First Published
    7th Dec 2012
    Last Modified
    7th Dec 2012

    This is a realistic view on how shipping would actually happen in the show.  Almost every pony has been shipped with everypony else, but this is what would actually happen if two ponies ever attempted at a relationship.


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    No offense to any shippers, even though you shouldn't take any.  If anypony would like to see any other shippings done on this fic, just leave a comment.  Maybe I'll write it if I feel like it.

    First Published
    15th May 2012
    Last Modified
    3rd Mar 2013

    Doctor Evil is frozen in space for thirty years. Now he has thawed and is ready to take over the world. Only, he doesn't seem to be in his world anymore.

    What will he do without his henchman? Will Mustafa ever pay for shearing Mister Bigglesworth? Does Twilight really look that old? All these questions and more will be answered... eventually.

    First Published
    16th Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    26th Aug 2012