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    Ponies have only two forms of sending messages. Either using the convectional postal service, which is unreliable and there is the chance of it being intercepted by enemies or you can contact the Palladium Couriers, a secret and forbidden organisations of courier ponies who's highest priority is to send the information to the client, no matter how hard the conditions they may seem to be, they never fail.

    First Published
    1st Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    6th Oct 2012

    "My name is Lyra Heartstrings, and you will not remember me.  You won't even remember this conversation.  Just like with everypony else I've ever met, everything I do or say will be forgotten.  Every letter I've written will appear blank; every piece of evidence I've left behind will end up missing.  I'm stuck here in Ponyville because of the same curse that has made me so forgettable.  Still, that doesn't stop me from doing the one thing that I love: making music.  If my melodies find their way into your heart, then there is still hope for me.  If I can't prove that I exist, I can at least prove that my love for each and every one of you exists.  Please, listen to my story, my symphony, for it is me."

    Cover pic by Spotlight: askspotlight.tumblr.com

    First Published
    5th Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    10th Nov 2012

    Her car's a mess, and so is her life. What better way to start making sense of the cruel world than to take the city bus? Octavia is in for a bumpy ride as she journals her observations and feelings about using the Equestrian Transit System. What will she discover? Only one way to find out!

    First Published
    3rd Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    15th Jul 2012

    * Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

    Well, what can I say?  This is the story of a man.  Or maybe he was... a pony-man.  Or maybe he was just a... Pony!  But he was still...

    FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

    ... Yeah, this is that story.  The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville.  That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven.  Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes.  How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

    So yeah, everything was awesome.  The End.

    Well, except for The Nightmare.  And Trixie.  And some jerk named David.  Then there was that Azure Flora pony.  And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

    Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it.  If you want the story, it's provided right here.

    Just a warning.  I use cusswords like a big boy.

    ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!

    First Published
    8th Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    8th Nov 2012

    Vinyl Scratch is always up for a good party! But when she partys a bit too hard, even for her standards, she wakes up in a mysterious place with no memories of how she got there, and only the soft sound of Fur Elise to greet her listening ears.

    First Published
    24th Jan 2012
    Last Modified
    1st Feb 2012

    The legends told of their return.

    For over a decade Equestria has been beset by the dragons. Every year more villages vanish in flames, and the lonely cities stand as our last redoubt. Winter has gripped the world, and our hope is fading.

    But the legends tell of another, a light in the darkness. The Dragonborn, a mythic warrior reborn with the power of the Voice, the only one who can stand against the dragons.

    But when she appeared, she was not what we were expecting...

    First Published
    31st Dec 2011
    Last Modified
    3rd Mar 2012

    Rainbow Dash is the bravest, most fearless pony in all of Equestria. But when she is visited by nightmares for the first time in many years, can Dash swallow her pride and seek comfort from a small pink pony and some delicious hot beverages? And is this the ideal opportunity to reveal feelings she has kept repressed for so long?

    Cover art provided by: http://fbslyunfbs.deviantart.com

    First Published
    30th Dec 2011
    Last Modified
    17th May 2012

    Humans.

    Truth or myth? Ancient lost civilization or just an old pony's tale?

    No pony has ever seen one, and most haven't even heard of them. But Lyra knows that these wonderful creatures are more than just old legends, and she's going to find out... and possibly drive her roommate insane in the process.

    First Published
    17th Dec 2011
    Last Modified
    21st Jul 2012

    When Rainbow Dash crashes into the library one too many times, Twilight ends up becoming her coach for the upcoming Best Young Flier Competition. But Rainbow Dash wants more, and relationships are never as perfect as they seem.

    First Published
    5th Dec 2011
    Last Modified
    5th May 2013
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    Fluttershy loves to care for animals, going so far as to help other people care for theirs as well.  But during winter, when they're all snuggled up in their warrens and dens to hibernate, Fluttershy can hardly cope with the boredom.  Always one to try and better herself (in non-physical ways that is) the yellow pegasus begins spending time at Twilight's library, learning as much as she can on... softer subjects.  Finding that she had the capacity for far more love than just Animal care, and never expecting a certain lavender unicorn to occupy her thoughts.

    As usual, I do not own any of these characters, nor do I represent in any way Hasbro or the specific team responsible for the creation of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.  All rights are reserved by their original owners and this work of fiction should in no way be distributed for profit of my own, or anyone else's.  

    Special Thanks to c0nker of deviantART for allowing me permission to use his artwork as a cover image (http://c0nker.deviantart.com/)

    First Published
    31st Oct 2011
    Last Modified
    5th Mar 2012