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Vimbert the Unimpressive 1784120

Joined December 2011
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    Vimbert the Unimpressive's Stories (17)

    • Interference
      Celestia seems to be acting strangely. Could the tabloid rumors be true? Twilight hopes not...

      7,103 words · 17,642 views · 733 likes · 21 dislikes
    • Get Thyselves a Room
      Luna keeps spying on Appledashing dreams and it's driving her mad.
      5,183 words · 7,605 views · 805 likes · 40 dislikes
    • Distorted Perspective
      A chaotic event gives Princess Celestia a fresh take on her life.
      9,736 words · 19,595 views · 760 likes · 41 dislikes
    • Playing Hard to Get
      A Royal Guard struggles with sexual identity and unrequited love. Not Twilight x OC.
      6,787 words · 4,830 views · 260 likes · 11 dislikes
    • The Price
      2,575 words · 5,946 views · 431 likes · 25 dislikes
    • Twilight, Revised
      33,727 words · 9,356 views · 602 likes · 42 dislikes
    • Learn to Fly
      3,019 words · 3,007 views · 148 likes · 8 dislikes
    • Idbow Dash
      3,638 words · 5,293 views · 369 likes · 28 dislikes
    • Rainbow Dash's Addiction
      3,057 words · 1,353 views · 107 likes · 6 dislikes
    • My Mask
      1,246 words · 579 views · 76 likes · 4 dislikes
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    Twilight Sparkle has hit a wall in her studies. So when she is tasked by Princess Celestia with joining an expedition on a faraway island, she can't help but see it as a form of punishment. Nevertheless, she packs her bags and heads to Baltimare, one of Equestria's many port cities. It should have been simple: find a ship offering passage and pay them to take her to Haven. She soon learns, though, that ponies are afraid of the unknown waters past Eternity's Crossing. Despite her best efforts, she is unable to find a ship willing to take her there. That is, until she meets Captain Rainbow Dash.

    Brash and enigmatic, Rainbow Dash, along with her crew, are the only ones willing to ferry Twilight on the waters of the Forgotten Sea. She expects six months of quiet travel that will allow her to continue her studies. What she gets is an adventure that flips her view of Equestria on its head, and the realization that the line between right and wrong is never as clear as it seems.

    Featured on EQD on 4/28/13

    A huge thanks to Breath of Plagues and Zeta040, who are amazing pre-readers.

    First Published
    19th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    19th Apr 2013
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    The name's Applejack. Canterlot, the capital of our kingdom was beset by a plague of changelings durin' a weddin'. Had it not been for Cadence and Shining sendin' them packin', we might all be changelings by now. Not long after, Princess Celestia ordered a stallion from every house to enlist for the counterattack against them. He served his kingdom, as did countless other colts, and he came back without a scratch on him. Or, so Ah thought...


    A sad story, but not so much a sad ending.

    First Published
    14th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    14th Apr 2013

    Lyra Heartstrings: local lyrist of Ponyville and all around nice pony. But despite that being her special talent, no one acknowledges her for it. Instead, they remember her for something far weirder, that Lyra wants forgotten.

    First Published
    11th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    11th Apr 2013

    [Crack Pairing] [RarityxKingKong]

    Rarity always liked the big, strong, noble, silent type. Sometimes we get exactly what we wish for, though not always packaged how we expected.

    First Published
    23rd Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    23rd Apr 2013
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    One day, Rarity does something incredible.

    A collaboration between the members of the Spanish Announce Table Goes First.

    Cover art provided by darkflame.

    First Published
    20th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    20th Apr 2013
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    Twilight Sparkle's friends have lived long and happy lives. Now their time is coming to an end, but Rainbow Dash, at least, will not go gently. Twilight has the power to save her friend's life. Is it worth violating the natural order?

    "The things that pull at your heart—the memorial in the prologue, the wedding in Chapter 1, the births and deaths and relationships to come—are not the point of the story: they are the stakes, and the story is at its heart about a decision that must be made."

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    First Published
    19th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    26th Apr 2013
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    Five choices that Twilight made in the show. Five ways she could have made them differently. Five sets of consequences. Five sets of regrets. Five points in time. Five things that never happened.

    Featured on EQD - 15th April 2013

    [Utilises an old fanfic challenge that can be found here.]

    First Published
    5th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    5th Apr 2013
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    Tensions grow hotter in the mining town of Farrington after the events of one disastrous night. The fallout from this blaze will test many citizens' relationships in fire. Some will falter, but some may perservere.

    Before any repairing can begin, ponies—and one griffin—will have to take stock of their pasts, or else their futures may end up strangled by their scars.

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    Note: This is a sequel to Summer Days. I strongly encourage reading that story first.

    Special thanks to Gaiascope for this awesome cover!

    First Published
    12th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    24th May 2013

    Sometimes we forget who we really are. We ignore things that should be important until we forget they were even there and end up locked away in forgotten places in our hearts. But no matter what happens, we can never hide from ourselves. This is the story of when people meet, even when they were never meant to do so. A story that shows us how alien we can be to other worlds... Or to ourselves.

    First Published
    11th Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    4th May 2013

    When a debt-collection company sends a representative to collect on Lyra's parents' debts, they don't care that her parents have been missing for years - the debt is legally hers. If she can't pay up, she'll lose her house.

    In order to pay the debt, Lyra devises a plan that simply can not fail - she'll convert her home into an item shop and sell her way to riches! Surely Bon Bon will help, too. What could possibly go wrong?

    Inspired by Recettear

    First Published
    27th Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    20th Apr 2013