Pipsqueak, how the years have gone by. They've watched you grow from an eager young rapscallion into a handsome, strong stallion. All the while they've been moved, touched, and all around attentive... And what they've noticed is that you don't have a girlfriend! And as your guardians, that's something that won't be stood for. Even if they must ravage all of Ponyville, they WILL find a girl just right for their little Pippy.

Editor: TheNoodleGod2012 and Meester

Art done by: Egophiliac

You're a random human on Earth trying to get some sleep, but these blasted ponies keep appearing in your room. You don't know where they come from, or how they got here, but they insist on sleeping with you in a non sexual manner.

Have you ever wanted to get cuddled by a pony? How about against your will? No? Yes? Either way you are getting cuddled whether you like it or not.

Warning: Adorable cuddling may or may not be suitable for younger readers.

Warning: I can't select all the ponies, but yes all ponies(and other species) are capable of cuddling you. No you're not safe.

Edited by: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/technicscratch

Continuation of the story The Golden Armor.

Comet is the leader of Princess Celestia's personal guard. Angel is the leader of Princess Luna's.

Comet is awake during the day. Angel stays up all night.

Comet likes using a halberd. Angel excels at using claws.

Comet is a pegasus. Angel is a bat pony.

Together, they take on all the twists and turns life hands them. However, things don't always go as planned.

Cover art by Equestria Prevails.

Proofread by jmartkdr and Feather Scratch

Update (10/05/2013): New cover art! haha what do you think?

On a night like any other, Princess Luna is observing her sky, making changes and manipulating the heavenly bodies as needed. However, one particularly bright object in the sky refuses to be moved by her command. Frustrated, she tries everything she knows about manipulating every celestial object, only to find out upon investigation that said object is a meteor on a crash course for their planet and nation. Unable to prevent the impact, Luna observes the meteor land towards the Frozen North. She thinks nothing of it... that is until large volumes of reports of deaths, mutations, and corruptions flood the Princess' daily issues.

With the national (and possibly world) emergency only getting worse, and with no ability to track and contain the spread of the Great Poison, the Princesses and the Elements silently hope for a miracle... any kind of help to save them from a violent doom.

Help may come from a very unlikely source. Specifically, the Hunter, clad in metal.

Preface:

Alright, this is something that's been on my mind for quite some time and I had to get it written down. I'm going to be appealing to a rather specific audience here, but my goal is to ensure that everyone has the ability to enjoy this story. This is not my main story, this is more of a side project but I'm extremely curious as to how this will be accepted... if it even will be. I feel I'm treading  a fine line with this type of crossover, so I'll be writing very delicately. As a result, (even though I'll try my hardest) don't expect weekly updates.

As well, there are certain things that weren't addressed in the trilogy, and so I put my own take on them. Just be aware of that... I only say this because if there are any hardcore Metroid fanatics out there, I don't want them jumping on my ass.

Also, this takes place after Echoes. The events of Corruption will have not happened yet. In terms of MLP, consider everything up to and including the Crystal Empire. Princess Twilight does not exist here.

This story description box will contain any updates or information I wish to share with you all at the top. If you're curious about progress and what not, check that once in a while. I'll be sure to keep everyone posted about the happenings of this story.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but this plotline. All characters and references of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and the Metroid Trilogy are property of Hasbro and Nintendo respectively.

So, with that out of the way, please enjoy the story! (Hopefully) :)

This is a story related to my other fanfic, "Are You Kidding?! There's PORN of Us?!" It's meant as a silly little side-story before I decide on what to do for an actual sequel.

Applejack and Rarity decide to host a dramatic reading of bad fanfiction written by Apple Bloom. How long will they last before it becomes too much?

         The creak of metal echoed as a hellish choir in the room. Lyra sobbed, clutching the little communication device to her barrel, as though it were her life itself. "Please..." She whispered. "Anypony, I think-I think it's getting closer." ...A sickly, raspy breathing crested the doorway on the other side of her hiding spot. "Help..."

       There is an organization which protects mankind, but remains shrouded entirely in secrecy. It is known as 'The Foundation'. They are unscrupulous and methodical, sacrificing as many lives as need be for the greater good. It can't be helped, the supernatural and meta-physical will always be a threat to humanity.

       But not all of their specimen and objects are dangerous. They are varied, some help, some kill. Some are delicious. Some, are deadly.

        And some are...well... Cute

Hello everypoooony! I'd like to thank all the awesome bros that helped with this collab, MrPockets as a writer and editor! MerlosTheMad as a writer! And finally Flying Wingnut as our last collaborator and chief editor. Hope you enjoy the beginning of our haunting tale... *ENGAGE SINISTER LAUGHTER*

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Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw is a video game reviewer from Australia. What happens when he plays a video game so girlish that it freezes his computer? Naturally, he hits it to make it work. Only him hitting it did not fix his problem, but rather it introduced a new one. The instant he hit his computer, he was propelled backwards into an oddly colorful world. But he's not going to let being in a different world stop him from doing his job. Now it's time to step up his reviewing skills for his greatest review ever: Equestria.

Warning: This fic may contain humor most find snide, snarky and sarcastic, and if you don't like it, bugger off.

Zero Punctuation belongs to the Escapist Magazine.

Cover image by: SkiddleZIzKewl

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When Twilight was young, she used to sit on the balcony and look down at the statues in the royal garden. At the strange creatures of fur and armour and feathers and horns, and just...wonder on them.

And out of all of them, out of the unique draconequus and the rare Cyclops and the terrifying Invention Monkey, one particular statue always caught her eye.

Four...blocky, for lack of a better word, knights. Frozen in perfect formation, their heads hidden deep within the confines of their helmets. Each one stuck in the same pose, for as long as she'd known them.

And beneath them, engraved into the stone they were a part of, was a simple message.

"Wake us when something fun happens or Celestia stops being a bitch, whichever comes first."

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An odd request from Princess Celestia stirs up a new hurdle in the life of the mane six.

With one month until the next Gala, Twilight, Pinkie Pie, and the rest of the gang are given extra tickets. Why? Simply so that they may ask their special stallions to attend with them. But with one month until the Gala comes one month to choose who to bring.

Comet takes his job too seriously. Angel doesn't take anything seriously.

Comet joined to protect kingdom and princess(es). Angel joined for adventure and danger.

Comet isn't interested in mares. Angel can't stop talking about stallions.

Comet is a pegasus. Angel is a bat pony.

Together, this unlikely duo goes through life as Royal Guards from basic training to fully fledged guardsponies. Who knows? Maybe they'll even start to get along.

Cover art by slawomiro.