Writes stories... slowly. VERY slowly.
6w, 2dNosflutteratu - in Polish! 2 comments · 46 views
9w, 2dHow is This My Life? 4 comments · 58 views
21w, 1dWhy I Will Effectively be "Dead" for Two Weeks 2 comments · 71 views
23w, 4dLunacy to the Core - in Russian! 0 comments · 56 views
29w, 4dWell, This is Awkward 1 comments · 95 views
29w, 6dThe Thought Plickens 3 comments · 95 views
35w, 5dNot a Thinly-Veiled April Fools Joke 2 comments · 104 views
45w, 6dThoughts Regarding a Sequel to "Chaos and Laughter" from an Older, Wiser Me 13 comments · 206 views
46w, 6dFour Terrible Ideas for Fanfics that I Would Nevertheless Read 14 comments · 176 views
48w, 6hI Feel So Unclean... 9 comments · 181 views
Worker's dreams have taken a turn for the worse. Feeling trapped, unable to talk about his experiences and unable to stop the near-nightly terrors, he wonders if he should reach out to the Princesses. It never occurs to him that these nightmares might be something more.
The graffiti did not bother her. The art of vandalism was, in some form or another, as old as civilization itself. The content, on the other hoof, was an entirely different issue. “Princest Is Wincest,” it said. Bad grammar and spelling were one thing, but this was an attack on the Equestrian language.
Luna frowned. She would have to ask Celestia about this at the first opportunity. Perhaps there were spare funds for a literacy program. If nothing else, Tia might be able to explain what exactly it meant.
THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING YOUR ‘PHOENIX-B-GONE’ HOME PHOENIX REMOVAL SYSTEM. USER ASSUMES ALL LIABILITY.
What's better than one phoenix? Two phoenixes.
What's better than two phoenixes? A houseful of them, unless it's your house. Then you have a problem.
Rarity has a problem.
Spike has finally saved up his allowance, and on a beautiful winter's day he buys his first material possession, a sled!
When a technical difficulty causes him to doubt his purchase Twilight quietly uses her magic to solve the problem. But what awaits the dragon whelp as her magic turns an average sled into the Super Amazing Rocket Sled of Awesome?
Rainbow Dash finds out that Twilight's mother is the real identity of Silky Dusk, the author of the Daring Do books.
Excited by her discovery, she writes a fan letter.
Things only go downhill from there.
Proofreading done by RainbowDashie1001, whose awesomeness is too big for me to handle properly. Now with 20% fewer stupid grammar errors!
(Now with an epilogue because birthday!)
The Hive serves the Swarm. The Swarm serves the Queen. The Queen serves the Hive.
Chrysalis is dead. Deposed. So is the way of the Changelings. But now the Swarm comes to a point of contention: none of their kind removed her.
The new Queen must be... selected.
They ask the Hive for a choice. But the Hive chooses not. No, the Hive has something else in mind, someone else who should choose. And so do two cultures, utterly alien to each other, find themselves in a dangerous dance...
There are many duties and obligations a Princess of Equestria must carry out and Twilight is in the midst of learning them. Over the past few days Princess Celestia has been tutoring Twilight in a series of strange, seemingly nonsensical rituals and incantations. Could this all be as vital to the survival of Equestria as Celestia insists, or has Twilight simply found herself caught in an elaborate prank courtesy of the wily white alicorn?