I love to steal. The thrill of the theft, the shivers that go down my spine when I pilfer someone's valuable or rare object... it's an adrenaline rush.

Back on Earth, my job was damn difficult. Laser tripwires, security cameras, alarm systems, and armed guards were just some of the things I had to deal with on an almost-daily basis if I wanted to make ends meet. Here in Equestria, though... it's almost as if they want me to steal from them. It's a cakewalk. Even with Fence taking a portion of the value when he sells my stolen goods, I'm still practically rolling in bits.

Surely nothing bad could come of this at all... right?

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At 3:15 AM, Adams woke me with a loud knock on my front door.

"Put your boots on," he said when I answered. "There's a biblical monster in my house."

Sequel by Minalkra.

Audiobook by Scribbler.

As seen on Equestria Daily.

Special thanks to GaryOak.

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       Shining Armor couldn't be more proud of his little sister. Yet at the same time, he is sad.  Both Cadence and Twilight will live forever. But what will become of him?

      Shortly after the coronation, he confides his feeling to Cadence about his thoughts.  She tells Shining Armor of a legend about six artifacts that if collected, could grant a pony one wish.  For Shining Armor, he would like nothing more than to spend eternity with his loving wife and his adorable little sister.  Thought the journey is filled with peril, villains lurk around every corner, Shining is prepared to return an alicorn, or die a unicorn.

     I'm planning on doing a rewrite of chapters 1-4. Certain aspects like Entropy are going to be removed, but the the event's will be mostly the same.  I'll try and get the revised chapter's done before continuing.  When that will be will depend on how busy I am with school and how long it will take me to contact an editor

This is pretty much a self-insert, mostly done for comedic purposes.

After a mishap with an invention of mine, a friend and I find ourselves in the magical land of Equestria. How will the peaceful land of Equestria handle the influx of two humans? Will Jay and I ever find a way back home? Will anyone give this story a fair shot? Read and find out.

Things that actually involve MLP:FiM begin in the second chapter.

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Twilight had always been a diligent researcher. She would routinely pour over every book she had at her disposal in preparation for every royal assignment. Except, sometimes books can only teach one so much. With this heretical idea in mind, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash decide to take it upon themselves to make sure Twilight keeps her wings clean, and doesn't embarrass herself in the sky.

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A ship from the Republic's fleet has had a error and left hyperspace way out of the galaxy over a planet that has never even been chartered ever.  The Saber (the name of the ship) needs immediate supplies and sends gunships and fighters to collect what is needed Beta team is leading them. When the clones get there they meet a race of equine.

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Would you ever sacrifice everything for someone you love? Would you sacrifice being with someone you love for the sake of someone else you love?

Celestia has loved her sister from the very beginning and the era of Nightmare moon hasn't changed a thing, sadly, the other ponies aren't so like-minded. Luna has returned from cities, towns and villages with rejection scarring her emotions to no end. Well enough is enough and Celestia has a plan to put Luna in their good books once and for all, but it will come at a great cost.

DJ's head was spinning as he sat behind the wheel of the 2002 Chevy S10. The usual blaring speakers were silent. He had a destination. Home. And he'd be damned if he let the most important night of his life, and the biggest hit of his career stop him from laying in the soft bed for his dreams to be filled with the flashy ring. The ring champions wore. And he was a champion. He smiled, closing his eyes to think of the ring. What would the booster club put on it? Would it look like his class ring? Would it have his name or number on it? He opened his eyes to see a deadly sight. A deer. Jumping a fence. Heading right into the road. He tried to swerve, only for his truck's tire to hit a large pothole. He felt the vehicle go airborne. The roof of the cab caved in, just centimeters from his head. The truck continued to roll as he heard a loud pop, he assumed were the airbags. The vehicle came to a rapid stop, smashing against something very sturdy. Very hard. As he lost consciousness, he heard a voice. At first, he thought it was God. But it couldn't be? God wasn't a women. The voice yelled the same thing over... and over... and over... getting farther and farther away as his world turned to a black abyss.

     "Tia! Tia! Tia!"

***Some events in this story are true, such as the coversations between players. Please do not take any of it personally! Rated teen for language, sexual themes, and a little blood, but not enough to consider it gore.***

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the TV shows, movies, books, songs, or video games mentioned in this story!

After leaving Ponyville, the human TD Harrison Powell finds himself in even stranger territory than the land of the ponies. Will he find his way home? Or will he find out that he should have stayed in Ponyville under the watchful eyes of the Royal Sisters after all?

Sequel to No, I am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!!

Edited by the amazing Jack Kellar

Special thanks to MyHobby for the cover art!!

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A human in Equestria story? Good lord, how does it feel to be so creative and original? I mean, there's no way that that sort of thing has been done before, right? Well anyway...where was I? Oh yes, I have always heard about the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, but good gravy I would never watch the darned thing! What am I, five? *mumbles angrily* However, that didn't stop...something from transporting me into the world of the show so here I am...in Equestria...trying to get home...this is gonna be interesting.

*Author's note* I have never read any HIE stories (except for the Last Brony one) but this is just me trying my hand at one. Any similarities between this story and other HIE stories are purely coincidental.

Special thanks to GuyFace, Jack Kellar, Storm Shaker, Spiffy McSquee, and Goober Trooper for helping me with this one!

Now with a sequel, Wanderings of a Non-Brony and two spin-offs, The Breaking of a Non-Brony and TD's Little Rarity. The latter is a sort of My Little Dashie parody.