Celestia and Luna were born as unassuming foals in troubled times. But already marked for greatness, the simple earth ponies stand to face a world set against them, full of danger, fear, and sadness. A world they will change forever.

A sweeping epic taking place before Equestria was made, where Celestia and Luna must rise from normal foals to become the Princesses we know them as, beset from all sides by monsters, other ponies, and even the forces that govern nature. Their tale is as tragic as it is triumphant.

(Cover and internal art by Madmax)

(Editing credit predominantly Lightside Luc)

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More popular than the "Celestia's Homecare" omnibus, better selling than "Fifty-Three More Things to do When Trapped on the Moon", and more controversial than the infamous "Cupcakes", how does the story of this remarkable book differ in a universe full of... pony?

After escaping the destruction of Equestria at the hands of some big ol' meanies, Pinkie Pie leads her friends on a series of baffling, mind boggling and downright nonsensical adventures through a galaxy where harmony is in short supply, but aliens, monsters and chaos are most definitely not.

Gasp! As they meet strange alien creatures!

Cry! As emotional torment assails our characters!

Groan! As the Author includes yet another 4th wall break!

And most importantly, DON'T PANIC

Equestria, 932 A.D. A kingdom divided. To the West, the Anglo-Stallions.

To the East, the French. Above, nothing but Celts and some people from Scotland.

In Guinard, Palace, and Difford, parasprites.

In the kingdoms of Wessex, Sussex, Essex and Kent, parasprites.

In Mercia, and the two Anglias, parasprites, with a 50% chance of cutie pox

coming out of the Northeast at twelve miles per hour.

Legend tells us of an extrodanairy leader who arose from the chaos to unite a troubled kingdom.

A pony with a vision, who gathered knights together in a Holy Quest.

This pony was Twilight Sparkle, King of the Britons, for this was Equestria!

Based off of Monty Python and the Holy Grail (duh) and My Little Pony (doubleduh)

Just so you all know, this story is pretty heavy on copy pasty. This is because I want to get into writing fanfiction, but haven't written stories not involving ponies in about ever, so this is mainly a random topic I chose to practice with. I will redo it with no copy pasty after this one.

(READ ALL OF THIS) You have been given the Humans Guide to Life if Equestria. By some odd series of events you have come to this wonderful land of talking ponies. But a lot of you can't just jump into it without a little knowledge of your new home. Also you haven't been given this book, more like you have been forced to read every last word by Princess Celestia herself. But this is not a normal guide, no. This is a story, a story about you! In this we will cover, love and mating, your new self, settlement and careers, and many more things. So don't panic, because OMG THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.

(Please I hold nothing against humanity, or HiE stories, I love each and every one of them. In fact I'm giving them each a big shoutout for inspiring me. This is my second fanfic, and I just did it for the pure enjoyment of writing. It is roughly based off the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. I will update occasionally and I will finish it.)

(Rated Teen for: Some sexual references, crude humor, and mild goofiness, and a teeny tiny bit of swearing. And fourth wall breaking. )

And this also a Guide, not a Manual.

(Credit to Primogenitor34 for Cover-Art)

(Credit to smellyfeetyouhave and Thunder Blaze for the old cover-art)    

     When a mansion appears out of nowhere in the outskirts of town, The Mane 6, are all invited to a housewarming by Specter Yield, the owner of the strange mansion. Hours after they leave to attend the party, the Cutie Mark Crusaders find themselves in this mansion. Eventually, Sweetie Belle finds herself alone in this massive mansion, trying to save her friends, and discovering the truth behind this haunted mansion. Will she be able to rescue her friends... and possibly all of Equestria from the ghostly presence?

Note: This is my first published fanfiction. Please offer criticizm that may positively influence any future parts of this story...

Note 2: Music is getting added. If you see a hyperlink, right click, and open in a new tab in order to stay on the story :D. Suggestions for music are accepted.

Be Awed and Amazed by the tale of Sweetie Belle as she traverses the multiverse in search of her lost mentor and friend, Twilight Sparkle! Will she find her in post-apocalyptic Equestria? Or maybe in a strange world where everypony is the wrong gender? Or even where a Pony claims to be a human? Read as she journeys through very familiar worlds you might have read about... if you dare!

At this point in time all the main worlds to be visited have already been chosen. Thank you all for the suggestions, and I hope you enjoy the surprises!

You can also visit the TV Tropes Page which has Spoilers!

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.  A journey of which your traveling partners are somehow familiar even though you've never met them yourself.  Welcome... to the Equestrian Zone.

A Twilight Zone crossover fic.

Rated Teen for darker elements and situations involving suspense and horror and mild violence.  Humans appear in stories where needed.

NEXT EPISODE: Episode 9 - The Changing of the Guard

NOTE 1: There is NO continuity or direct timeline between episodes unless otherwise alluded to or otherwise stated.

NOTE 2: The picture I found of RD is found here: http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/Yay+3+Have+a+Hipster+_96bbd3408c8c121b4a4954b1c4a86dbc.png