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    Attention: This is the original work of Seven81493 from Chapter 1-10. With permission, I am continuing the story and only take credit for chapter 11 and on.

    Andrew was your ordinary, every-day, run-of-the-mill human. He had a boring job, nobody he could call a girlfriend, and basically, nothing to work with. One night, he comes home from yet another boring day of work and passes out in bed. Meanwhile, in the magical land of Equestria, Twilight Sparkle makes a wish upon a star. A wish to meet her soul mate. If only she knew what she was in for...

    First Published
    22nd May 2013
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    22nd May 2013
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    Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize?  I have, once before.  This time was not all that different.  Headache?  Check.  Dry mouth?  Check.  Upset stomach?  Check.  Hooves?  Uhm, that one is new.

    Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32.  Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before.  The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me.  It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now.  I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.

    Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it.  Geez.


    A little comedy side project.  EDIT: HAHA Main project.  More characters to be added if I get that far.  Categories might be refined as I write.  Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely.  Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at.  Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.

    Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture!  First fanart, I'm so HAPPY.  I've gotten more since then!  I should collect it all here.

    First Published
    2nd Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    17th May 2013
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    What if Twilight was orphaned before her acceptance into Celestia's school for gifted unicorns?

    what if she and the princess of the sun became inseparable? What if Twilight starts calling Celestia mommy after their lessons?

    What if Celestia loves it?

    Inspired by the cover photo

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    First Published
    13th May 2013
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    23rd May 2013

    You know these stories where somebody suddenly wakes up with a creepy, unknown voice in their head? Well that's what's happening to me, except I'm that strange voice, and I'm not stuck in somebody, I'm stuck in somePONY.

    How did I get here? And how will I ever find a way to go back without so much as a body to call my own?

    My first ever fanfic of anything ever, so feel free to rip it to shreds if it sucks.

    Just wanted to toy with the "voices in my head" shtick.

    First Published
    9th Sep 2012
    Last Modified
    5th May 2013

    This here is a short story that came to me as I sat in the shade of a Humvee, eating an MRE. It's a little funny and a little sad, and it is the tale of how a mare named Jade became the afterlife receptionist for Ponyville.

    First Published
    25th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    14th May 2013
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    Swarm is the first ever changeling/pony hybrid, child of Warden the pegasus, and Kuno the changeling.

    What does life have in store for this unlikely trio?

    Twists, for a start!

    First Published
    21st Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    1st May 2013
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    Sequel to Gotta Dash 'em All.

    After much anticipation, Twilight has finally succeeded in designing a teleporter capable of sending ponies to the Unova region. Unfortunately, a trio of mischievous fillies decide that this may be the perfect opportunity to get their Pokémon trainer cutie marks.

    When the mane six discover that the trio has used the machine, they follow them to the Unova region for a rescue mission. Can they find the Crusaders before it's too late to save them from themselves? Stick around to find out.

    First Published
    18th Apr 2013
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    1st May 2013
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    For Fluttershy it was suppose to be a normal day: meet up with Rarity for their weekly get together, get some apples from the market, then go home and tend to her animal friends. Then a dragon attacks the town and her life is changed forever.

    She walks away from the attack, but not unchanged. She now has the ability to walk through fire without getting hurt, her hearing and eyesight have greatly improved, and she could speak a language that nopony, not even Princess Celestia, knows.

    Dertermined to find out what happened to her, Fluttershy, along with her friends, head north to find a pony who could give her the answers she needs. Will she find what she was looking for? and if so, would she want them in the end?

    Rated teen for some violence, some strong but not gory detail.

    Constructive Criticism is greatly appreciated please.

    Warning: Avoid comments because of spoilers.

    Cover image is by spontaneouspotato on Deviant Art

    First Published
    8th Jan 2012
    Last Modified
    30th Dec 2012
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    My unicorn parents called me a worthless mud pony. They pushed me every day to overcome my lowly status. When I woke up one morning with my cutie mark, I thought they would love me. I couldn’t have been farther from the truth.

    It was not destiny or enjoyment that led me to discover the cello and composing. My parents made that decision, deciding before I was born I would continue their family legacy of famous musicians.

    They did not realize what that decision would cost them.

    Special Thanks and Links:


    Cover Art: Dreampaw. The inspiration for the story.

    Dramatic reading of Act I by Malao567.

    Style inspired by H.P. Lovecraft

    Gweat and Powaful Twixie: Editor & brainstorming.

    TypeWriterError: Editor & Rating Board

    Gage of Grandiloquence: Editor

    The11thWonder: Pre-reader

    Nharctic: Pre-reader

    Breath of Plagues: My Pinch Editor.

    ArgonMatrix: Bad Grammar Exterminator

    Daemon of Decay: Advice, also inspired me to write fan fiction. Blame him!

    First Published
    9th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    21st Apr 2013

    ~Another spinoff to "Omnius' Travels: Equestria". Not required to read.~

    When Gods do battle, they very rarely directly involve themselves. No, they much prefer to send in their own pawns to do their bidding. Normally, this results in their chosen pawn creating different...changes. They forever change the course of whatever world they're sent to, whether it's intentional or not. Now, since I technically work for the Gods and Goddesses of Good, it's not really a surprise when I somehow wind up on a version of Equestria which is being used for a sort of chess game...

    What's really strange, however, is the fact that I'm not a pony this time around. Not like all of the other Equestrias.

    This time, I'm something a bit...different.


    It is not required to read the first story to read this one.

    ~New cover art by the extremely talented Io!

    First Published
    9th Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    6th Apr 2013