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Joined May 2012
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    Kinky Pie's Stories (1)

    • A friendly chat
      Soldier and Demoman have a friendly chat with Merasmus.

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    An ancient enemy has escaped their bonds and threatens to destroy the entire world in a black night of chaos and uncreation. What Equestria needs is Twilight Sparkle and the Elements of Harmony.

    Unfortunately, what Equestria is getting is Princess Luna's rather dangerous-sounding 'Doom Patrol'.

    Luna! Derpy! Princess Erroria! A weird-looking cyclops! They and the rest of the animation error ponies must race to save Equestria from the doom that awaits. But it's a task they can't possibly hope to achieve.

    Because their enemy is... Nobody?

    [NOTE: This story is very loosely inspired by Grant Morrison's 'Doom Patrol' comics from the 80s; absolutely no knowledge of it is needed to enjoy this, so don't get scared off!]

    First Published
    9th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    9th Apr 2013

    The annual Ponyville Flea Market is going on, and Pinkie found a very interesting object; an attachable unicorn horn.

    Assuming it's just a joke item, Pinkie buys it, hoping to use it as a method of making the Cakes' Twins laugh. But when she discovers that the horn is fully functional...

    Can you honestly ever say you would trust Pinkie with Magic?

    First Published
    28th Sep 2012
    Last Modified
    11th Apr 2013

    What happens when Octavia, Vinyl Scratch, Lyra and Bonbon all decide to tackle on the game of Everfree? They have to face the famous Slenderpony, that's what. Chaos and hilariousness ensues.


    I don't own the cover image, and I'm actually looking for a better pic. Also, this fic has slight LyraBon and OctaScratch shipping, if anyone's wondering, but it's mostly just comedy between the four mares. The story was inspired by this video and is just a little something I decided to write to get over my writer's block.

    First Published
    19th Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    19th Mar 2013
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    There is a dragon problem, and the Mane 6 are there to stop it. However, something goes wrong and they wake up in the blocky world of Minecraft. They find Spike and use him to contact Princess Celestia to get out. But will they survive until Celestia can help? Or will they just die and respawn several times?

    First Published
    25th Sep 2012
    Last Modified
    25th Mar 2013
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    It has been one month since the Elements of Harmony were used to trap Discord again, and it has been one month since Twilight lost one of her closest friends, the only consolation of which being that Church was finally getting some well deserved rest. At least, that is what she and the others believed. Discord, still trapped within Church's mind, has been picking away at his sanity the entire time, messing with his memories, making him forget what was real and forcing him to remember what wasn't. When he finally escapes, will Church be able to distinguish between reality and the memories Discord tampered with, or will his slim grip on reality finally give out?

    If the ponies he is led to believe are his friends are of any indication, probably the latter.

    [Before asking questions in the comments, please read!]

    - This is a sequel to the completely unjustifiably popular, My Little Caboose: Blue is Magic!

    - You probably will be extremely confused if you have not read that before this.

    - You probably would be even MORE confused if you have never heard of Caboose.

    - Click here to watch the series if you have not.

    - FAQ

    First Published
    5th Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    22nd May 2013

    "Twilight isn't exactly a social pony." Could win me the Understatement of the Year award.

    However, what most ponies don't know is that Octavia, a high-class socialite, isn't exactly much better herself, despite countless rumours about a liason between her and a certain DJ.

    Now, drawn back to the upper-classes that she tried so desperately to get away from, can Twilight Sparkle find solace, and companionship, from one of the very socialite ponies of her past that she is so desperate to escape?

    First Published
    15th Feb 2013
    Last Modified
    27th Mar 2013

    We all know our beloved dragon, Spike. He is kind, helpful and never complains about unfair working conditions.  He helps where he can and tries to live a happy life while being Twilights' number one assistant.

    What if Spike wasn't that? What if he would be a sarcastic and cynical flank-hole? What if he had enough of the way Twilight handled him? What if he leaves Twilight and searches for his own life?

    Well, let's see how this plays out.

    Now with a sequel.

    Dated pre-coronation, and will not take the changes of it into consideration.

    First Published
    9th Feb 2013
    Last Modified
    24th Apr 2013

    It's approximately half a year after the Changling siege on Canterlot, and everything seemed fine and dandy, but for unknown reasons, Rainbow Dash goes missing for a full month. But when she came back, she wasn't exactly the same...

    In other words....

    "Sun shines, Grass grows, Birds fly, and buddy...I hurt ponies!"

    (Warning, the following story contains insults, sometimes strong language, flirtation between two mares, skull fracturing, baseballs to the knee, excessive drinking of radiation in a can, and just pure awesomeness altogether, you have been warned...)

    First Published
    11th Feb 2013
    Last Modified
    6th Apr 2013
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    This is a parody of "The Count of Monte Cristo" starring Spike the Dragon. When the dragon is presumed dead by his friends, but is in reality given a chance at a brand new exciting life, a whole new world opens up for the dragon. With a new name, and wealth beyond measure, Spike hopes to get revenge on those who wronged him, and become worthy of the love of his life, Rarity.

    Author's Note: I LOVED "The Count of Monte Cristo"! It was just incredible! You have to read the book, or at least see a movie. Of course, this isn't an exact parody (No prison, no treasure hunt, and a few other things), also, I don't exactly remember the book word for word anyway. However, I do believe that you will enjoy this fan fic, whether you like or have read the book or not.

    First Published
    21st Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    14th Feb 2013

    In a dark place named Tartarus, a subterranean hellscape between worlds, humans and ponies are paired together at random to survive a gauntlet of horrible monstrocities while the future of their realms hang in the balance.

    Now, are you buying that?  Good.  Cuz I'm friggin' tired of having to explain it all on top of dragging this annoying-ass unicorn around the effing corridors of purgatory along with me.  You'd think the damn, burning yahoos who run this place would give us rest stops to drown ourselves in beer or something.  Friggin' A.

    Oh, and some ponies and humans spill blood together and stuff.  I dunno.  Stop playing BattleDuty: Future Football and read this, or whatever.  Like I give a crap...

    First Published
    24th Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    24th Jul 2012