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Joined May 2012
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    kooarbiter's Stories (2)

    • Pinkie tries LSD (or well, we all had good lives)
      Pinkie opens a rift in the 4th wall, and discovers the holy grail of 60's counterculture: Lysergic acid diethylamide, or in short, LSD

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    • The prank
      The Cutie Mark Crusaders attempt to get revenge after being humiliated, but not all is as it seems..
      1,359 words · 801 views · 10 likes · 8 dislikes
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    Raindrops clocks in and out every day for her job--ONE job, with set-in-stone expectations. Unfortunately for her, one of those expectations involves dealing with her coworkers. That's a trick in and of itself, and Cloud Kicker is far from an average coworker. With the worst storm in her career blowing in from the Everfree Forest, she has to face down unending rain, hail, lightning, and worst of all: Cloud Kicker's nymphomania. The question now is what will give first: her body, or her sanity?

    A story in the Winning Ponyverse.

    First Published
    13th May 2013
    Last Modified
    13th May 2013

    Time Turner has a plan. Go to Los Pegasus, enter a poker tournament and win money. It’s a good plan if you intend to cheat your way to victory. But this tournament also has other ponies willing to cheat as well, and they’re not going to give up that prize easily.

    Then there’s another wrinkle in the grand plan. Cloud Kicker is also on her way to Los Pegasus in search of fun, and she’s found somepony interesting to follow. Somepony she still hasn’t crossed off her 'To Bang' list.

    Despite his objections, Time Turner will need her help; because Los Pegasus isn't an earth pony friendly city. The seats can’t be sat on, the storm cloud oven wants to electrocute him, and it’s a long way down if you decide to step outside.

    Set in Chengar Qordath's Winningverse as part of The Cloud Kicker Fan Club and Winningverse Group's anniversary month.

    First Published
    10th May 2013
    Last Modified
    10th May 2013

    Rainbow Dash and Cloud Kicker have been good friends for years now. But when Cloud Kicker comes to Ponyville for one last visit before heading off to join the Royal Guard, Rainbow has to face some difficult questions about just what she wants to do on what might be their last chance to hang out in a long time. Her decision might be a little easier to make if Cloud spent less time thinking about banging and more time thinking about her awesome friend, Rainbow Dash.

    Obviously, this calls for a night on the town. And booze. Lots and lots of booze.

    Part of the Winningverse.

    First Published
    1st May 2013
    Last Modified
    1st May 2013
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    Engineer and Sniper, the RED team's campers, are pretty much the best friends one might see on a battlefield full of annoying teenagers with baseball bats and pyromaniacs who don't see things as they should. Engineer covers Sniper's back with Sentries, supplies the two of them with ammo, and in return, Sniper spychecks, defends Engineer, and gets rid of enemy Snipers.

    However, after an incident involving a sapper, Razorback, and malfunctioning teleporter, the two are sent to a dimension where it's all the things Sniper and Engineer dislike. Nay, the things they hate. So how will the two get back to their camping, Nopeing, and Pissing? And why are the two replacements sent by the mysterious Grey Man so...mechanical?

    Please. Somebody stop me from posting these stories. Rated Teen for mild language.

    First Published
    23rd Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    11th May 2013
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    Far in the West, out in the frontier, Babs Seed and Apple Bloom have found an adventurous, satisfying life. Business at their bar is booming and supporting Sweet Apple Acres, ending Applejack's economic woes (for the time being). Babs has reunited with her father and the savior of her foalhood, Turner.  North of no-pony's land, Citrus, Libra, and Braeburn are thriving in Appleloosa, though tensions between the locals and an influx of emigrants threaten to shatter peace in the tiny town.

    Far in the East, in the belly of the beast, the once-glorious city of Manehatten has collapsed into a haze of unimaginable chaos and depravity at the hooves of its King. A King whose chessboard is rapidly expanding and whose Knights march to conquer and annex in the name of their Master.

    When East and West clash at last, who will be left standing?

    Third and final installment in the alternate universe timeline started by Tangled Roots. Preceded by Sweet Apple Anthology and beginning from the first story's Epilogue.

    Coverart by the awesome artist Lulubell.

    Rated Teen for strong violence, language, and darker elements.

    First Published
    22nd Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    17th May 2013

    The challenge? Daunting. The reward? Worthy. Failure? Not an option. For Big Macintosh has accepted the bet, and thus begins A Ballad of Eeyup and Nope - in which he isn't allowed to say either.

    First Published
    25th Sep 2012
    Last Modified
    3rd May 2013
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    Monster attacks. Crime. Illegal hallucinogens made from electric fruit.

    They say things didn't use to be like this. They say things were different, before Luna came back 60 years ago, but Detective Hard "Hardy" Boiled of the Detrot Police Department has never known any world other than that demarcated by the seedy streets of his beloved decaying metropolis; a world in which the coroners sing and dance, surveillance bugs have personality disorders, and the Chief of Police is a scarier entity than most of the eldritch things the city attracts.

    The grey unicorn who turned up dead outside the posh High Step Hotel seemed like just another case, but her missing horn is the pointy tip of a very large and nasty iceberg. It's up to Hardy and his friends - a rejected monster hunter, a psychic cab driver, and an underground antiques heir - to find out what’s going on in an investigation that promises to turn Detrot upside-down and inside-out.

    Especially if Hardy has anything to say about it.

    Featured on EQD - 5 Stars!

    Cover art by Akasashi (http://akashasi.deviantart.com/)

    First Published
    26th Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    17th May 2013
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    Dusk Shine's dreams are haunted by a strange mare who looks remarkably like him. He wants nothing more than to meet her, but has no idea how.

    Twilight Sparkle cannot help but feel that something is missing, and only somepony she cannot see and cannot find knows the answer.

    Both of them are about to learn a powerful secret of their worlds and the magic that surrounds them. Neither will like what they find.

    First Published
    20th Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    7th May 2013
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    Raven of the Teen Titans has long been a closet pegasister.  She was introduced to Friendship is Magic by Beast Boy and Starfire and - although she is loathe to admit it - she enjoyed it.  She especially identified with the character of Twilight Sparkle.  What with Twilight's enjoyment of reading, talent in magic, and unexpected but life changing friendships, it felt like Raven's own life mirrored and sugarcoated onto a world of pastel colored ponies.  Even Twilight's friends reminded Raven of her own to a certain extent.

    When she wakes up one morning in Twilight Sparkle's body with no idea how this happened or how to fix it, she begins to think she identified with her a little too well.

    Now trapped in the plot of the series from the beginning, she has to find away to fix this, find out what happened to the real Twilight, and at the same time save all of Equestria.  At least she has some friends to help, right?

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    Crossover idea inspired by the fact that these two characters share the same voice actor, Tara Strong.  Originally, it was just an idea I played with for fun, but I have a serious - and frightening - plot for it.  Dark for later chapters.

    First Published
    14th Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    11th May 2013

    Willow is a thestral-- one of the bat-winged pegasi, rarely seen anywhere outside of Princess Luna's royal guard, and never quite welcome anywhere in Equestria. His parents have moved away from Canterlot to try and get a new start for all of them... but how well can a young batpony fit into a tiny, insular little community like Ponyville?

    First Published
    27th Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    31st Mar 2013