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Lyra Heartstings is a pony with an obsession. Humans, mythical creatures from ancient history. Before now, she was just a theorist, a madmare. But with the discovery of the crystal caves beneath Canterlot, all the clues finally make sense. Now it's up to one pony to brave the depths, the fury of Equestria's finest at her hooves, and find the truth.

It's Sisterhooves Social time again. This year, Dash catches wind of two new competitors and gets Spike to bet on the race. When her team is revealed to be a rather famous set of siblings, it looks like poor Spike will be her slave for a week! However, due to a team of masseurs, a minor invasion, unfortunate addictions, and dubious barrel components, victory might not be as near as she thinks...

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Sombra and Fluttershy are perfect for each other in every single conceivable way. He's a Dark Lord, and she's an adorable yellow pegasus who is the embodiment of goodness and purity. He loves Crystals and the enslavement of free ponies. She loves adorable critters.

They go on a wonderful vacation.

Twinkie Pie.  Appledash.  Rareshy.  You know these pairings and may have favorites of your own.  But what if every member of the Mane Six were paired with every other member in the same fanfic?!  That's what the Combinatorics Project is--an epic treasury of fifteen ships spread across five parallel universes increasingly full of plot and whimsy.  Can you guess which couple is which?

* The angster and her secret admirer

* The burlesque showmares

* The celebrity marriage

* The commune farmers

* The curse victim and caretaker

* The dessert caterers

* The hopeless homebodies

* The industrial mavens

* The mad scientists

* The masquerade hosts

* The model train overlords

* The multiversal adventurers

* The orchard grafters

* The rivals in love

* The weather aficionados

Plus: Twilight blows up like a balloon and goes out to 'have a spicy time'!  Applejack and Rainbow Dash are competitive about everything!  Rarity dresses like a butterfly--and later in five outfits at once!  Pinkiezilla crushes a miniature town and argues with Octavia about her instrument!  Fluttershy dances with an angel and keeps a weather diary!  Derpy tells a six-word joke!  Not everypony ends up happy, but most do!  A little suspense is a good thing.  Bitter sorrow!  Transcendent joy!  Probability cupcakes are cupcakes that cupcakes!

Note: This story was written during Season Two, so a few small things are out of date.

Vinyl Scratch and Octavia, two of the Pinkieton Detective Agency's newest members, are called out to apprehend a vicious group of outlaws.  But what starts out as a hunt for bank robbers will soon become a struggle for control over the wild west in...The West Is Not Enough!

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Proofread by the fantastic RTStephens.  The cover image was made from backgrounds and vectors by NightmareMoon5, ZuTheSkunk, supermatt314, and ZeeGaaS on deviantART.

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After the events of Hard Reset Twilight's life and mental well being are slowly returning to normal. Her recovery is cut short, though, when a letter arrives informing her that the time loop spell she cast is causing severe damage to space and time itself. In over her head, Twilight tries to summon anypony who will know how to fix it. The pony she gets is the last one she ever thought she would meet... and nothing like she expected him to be.

Plazmatic Brony has recorded a dramatic reading starting here

Life in Ponyville has been relatively quiet recently, which is somewhat surprising, given that the town's librarian tried to usurp the Equestrian throne only a few months ago. Aside from the appearance of a grumpy pegasus who set up shop as a cloudsmith, the aftermath is so unnoticeable that most ponies aren't even aware that the incident happened at all. Unfortunately, all that's about to change, thanks to the return of a certain revenge-obsessed showmare....

This is the fourth story in The Petriculture Cycle; reading the first three stories, which begin here, is highly recommended.

Artwork by Page Turner.

I accidentally bought a genie who offered me three wishes.  Obviously I wished to go to Equestria... but I forgot how tricky genies are.  Then this mess happened.  

I made it home alive, somehow, and I still have two more wishes.  So let's try this again with a bit more specificity, eh?  There's no way the genie can screw me over this time...

Guest Writer: shortskirtsandexplosions

It is highly recommended that you read the original first, although this should be plenty funny without it.

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I bought a lava lamp at a garage sale.  It had a genie in it.  I wished to go to Equestria.  I forgot that genies are all "tricky" and stuff.

Have you ever been so angry that you turned your faithful student into a princess?

A tongue-in-cheek (hoof-in-mouth?) response to the fandom reaction following the announcement of Princess Twilight.