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Once upon a time, a small, mute girl was given the chance of a lifetime - the chance to go to Equestria, the chance to have a voice, the chance to make a friend. I was that girl, this is my story.

Something I just couldn't get off my mind until I wrote it down. Be warned: the ponies in these battles really go off on each other. Almost exactly like it is in "Epic Rap Battles of History", except with less cursing. There's plenty of verbal bashing, though.

Vinyl Scratch is the DJ for most of these battles, and will be doing the all-caps commentary (except for the ones she's in, of course). OC tag because of slight self-insert.

I've heard that this story is better when read with someone else. You know, with each person doing one half of the rap battle?

List of Rap Battles (as per request)

#1: Twilight Sparkle vs. Rainbow Dash

#2: Pinkie Pie vs. Rarity

#3: Spa Sisters vs. Flim Flam Brothers

#4: Octavia vs. Vinyl Scratch

#5: Angel vs. Gummy

#6: Derpy Hooves (Ditzy Doo?) vs. Lyra Heartstrings

#7: Princess Luna vs. Discord

#8: Scootaloo vs. Pipsqueak

#9: Fluttershy vs. Screwball

#10: Apple Bloom vs. Diamond Tiara

#11: Trixie vs. Featherweight

#12: Silver Spoon vs. Spike

#13: Sweetie Belle vs. Queen Chrysalis

#14: Applejack vs. Carrot Top

#15: Bon-Bon vs. Lyra Heartstrings

#16: Twilight Sparkle vs. Rainbow Dash (rematch!)

#17: Big Macintosh vs. Shining Armor

#18: Iron Will vs. Photo Finish

#19: Gilda vs. Prince Blueblood

#20: Nightmare Moon vs. the Doctor (Doctor Whooves)

#21: Princess Celestia vs. Princess Luna

#22: Snips and Snails vs. Twist and Ruby Pinch

#23: Braeburn vs. Soarin'

#24: Zecora vs. Cheerilee

#25: Winona vs. Opalescence

#26: Derpy Hooves vs. Pinkie Pie

#27: Spitfire vs. Daring Do

#28: tba

Picture by Silversnow here on this site.

...should there be a 'sex' tag, considering some of the stuff brought up in the rap battles?

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What happens when the Reds and Blues finally get Church out of the Epsilon unit? Caboose decides he wants a turn in the unit, of course! What happens next? Well let's just say he always did say he wanted a pony, now he has a world full of them.

[Before asking questions in the comments, please read!]

- The first chapter is the end of the ninth season. I put it there just to ease the flow of the story.

- You will probably be extremely confused if you have not seen the last two seasons of Red vs Blue.

- You will probably be even MORE confused if you have never heard of Caboose.

- I placed a series of hyphens to show when the story becomes my own work during the prologue.

- Click here to watch the series if you have not.

- FAQ

Uploaded to FimFiction: Monday, March 5th, 2011 at 2:30 PM.

Uploaded to RvBfics: Monday, March 26th, 2011 at 11:50 PM.

Linked on Bungie.net: Saturay, March 31st, 2011 at 3:29 AM.

Proofread/Edited By - Pissfer

Current Title Image:

The Group by ~Butts-are-Nice

Past Title Images:

Caboose and Pinkie by ~SarahWidiyanti

Caboose and Pinkie by ~Farore769

Church and Twilight by ~Farore769

Dramatic Readings:

ShadowflashMLP

Fan Art:

Caboose's Drawing by ~Depressing Rain

Are you tired of average authors not having your favorite character in Equestria? Well have no fear! JohnDoe is here to sate your OC desires!

Feel free to request someone to go to Equestria for a fun trip!

My body is ready

Cover art by Duruznik