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Joined May 2012
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    DitzyDerpy1992's Stories (3)

    • A Tale of Equestrian Proportions
      In this tale Robbie goes to visit a friend in Canada who says he has something to show him.

      68,658 words · 549 views · 22 likes · 6 dislikes
    • Amnesia: My Story
      A unicorn awakens in a forest to discover he has no recollections of his past or how he got there. He finds his way to Ponyville where he tries to regain his memory, and begin a new life.
      4,919 words · 57 views · 3 likes · 0 dislikes
    • Weddings and Trials
      Robbie and Rainbow are set to be married, but complications get in the way of their plans.
      16,233 words · 226 views · 7 likes · 17 dislikes
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    What happens when Octavia, Vinyl Scratch, Lyra and Bonbon all decide to tackle on the game of Everfree? They have to face the famous Slenderpony, that's what. Chaos and hilariousness ensues.


    I don't own the cover image, and I'm actually looking for a better pic. Also, this fic has slight LyraBon and OctaScratch shipping, if anyone's wondering, but it's mostly just comedy between the four mares. The story was inspired by this video and is just a little something I decided to write to get over my writer's block.

    First Published
    19th Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    19th Mar 2013
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    Sweetie Belle is a normal filly, at least she thinks so. But even among her fellow Cutie Mark Crusaders, she had always been different. Maybe it was some slight bouts of immature behavior or taking after her older sister. But lately she has felt some strong feelings looming over her, she knows why but won't tell a soul. She won't even be honest with her self. So what does she do? The choice is obvious: She hides. She hides from friends, she hides from families and teachers. She hides her feelings where they can never pop out and ruin what life she has. But is hiding enough?

    Editors: Knowledge and Kineta Kore

    Future Chapters Editor: The Conflicted Writer

    Warning: This story deals with things of a slightly mature and definitely 'taboo' nature. I would say exactly what it's about but it is a mystery, just don't be surprised if a few chapters in your brain explodes.

    Note: Sorry if your brain explodes.

    Proofreader: Thunderchaser23

    First Published
    10th Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    10th Apr 2013
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    Cloud Kicker might just have the wildest life of any pony in Equestria. Marvel at the insanity that is her life, and laugh at the suffering of her poor beleaguered best friend, Blossomforth.

    This is a semi-sequel to "The Incredibly Dense Mind of Rainbow Dash." Not really a proper sequel, since it's focused on Cloud Kicker and Blossomforth instead of Rainbow and Pinkie, but it's in the same continuity. So I guess that makes it a follow-up-side-quel story. Or something. You don't need to have read "The Incredibly Dense Mind of Rainbow Dash" to read or enjoy this, but you ought to read it anyway, just because.

    This story runs parallel to Ponibius' "The Study of a Winning Pony"

    Also, Cloud Kicker and Blossomforth still need their own tags. They're too awesome to spend their lives stuck under the "other" tag.

    First Published
    26th May 2012
    Last Modified
    15th May 2013

    Applebloom is tired of being treated like a filly! She's a big pony, darn it! She wants the respect of her brother and sister, so she decides to take a drink of something definitely not meant for fillies. What happens afterward will convince her to never touch her brother's apple whisky ever again.

    The following piece was written before season 3 and I'm not going back to change it, because this story flies in the face of canon anyway. Every dumb joke or tired brony-ism you can think of has been used in this fic for comedic purposes. Leave you offended-ness at the door, and enter, THE APPLE ZONE.

    P.S. if you find I parodied a fic of yours within, it's because I liked it, not because I'm trying to make fun of it. This is meant to mock the fandom as a whole, as in, all of us. I'm not Blueshift, so it may not be that funny, but I regret nothing.

    First Published
    5th Jan 2013
    Last Modified
    5th Jan 2013
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    Everypony has secrets, and Applejack is no different. Apple Bloom's looking for answers only her older sister can give, but Applejack doesn't want to talk. If her secrets came to light, she fears they could crush the filly who looks up to her with nothing short of admiration.

    Cover image by latecustomer. Story inspired by image.

    Featured on Equestria Daily on Nov. 11, 2012.

    First Published
    15th Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    15th Oct 2012

    Welcome to the future of Ponyville, where all the foals you know and love have reached adult-hood. The citizens of this utopia awake to find that Derpy Hooves has delivered a letter to each individual mailbox, something her daughter has written in an attempt to change Ponyville once and for all. Whether she succeeds or not, however, is all up to fate.

    First Published
    8th Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    8th Nov 2012
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    A trip to a pub, some drinks later, and an open time slot leaves two mares stunned and awestruck.

    First Published
    7th Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    11th Feb 2013
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    Octavia gets a chance of a lifetime that could affect both her and Vinyl's relationship.

    When you get that one, big moment; you never let it go. Octavia is going to have to learn the hard way how she will deal with this and handle Vinyl. Sometimes you have to make a decision...

    First Published
    25th Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    4th Apr 2013

    Octavia had it all.  Fame, fortune, adoring fans, everything!  She was the finest, most refined and well known classical musician in all of Equestria.  Everypony loved hearing her cello; whether it be solo or with her ensemble.  One day, however, a new musician rose to fame with a new style of music called 'dubstep'.  Everything soon went downhill for Octavia as more and more ponies converted to this electronical style music.  She was soon cast on the streets, no money left, no more fame or recognition.  Eventually, the DJ pony found the run down cellist living under a bridge and offered her...well, more like forced her...to stay with the DJ at her home.  Join these two rivals as they drive each other to near insanity every day and eventually, fall in love.

    First Published
    17th Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    29th Mar 2013

    Pinkie Pie has an existential crisis while painting her room. This self-parody is dedicated to Professor Piggy, who once told me that I could write a story about Pinkie watching paint dry and weave it into an incredible psychological journey. Let's see if he was right.

    Featured on Equestria Daily.

    Dramatic reading by MicTheMicrophoneZero.

    Cover art by chaosdrop.

    First Published
    24th Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    24th Apr 2012