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    When a mishap occurs with Celestia's bathroom scale, an ancient protocol that may just doom Equestria is set into motion.  With the entire palace staff now conspiring against her, the sun goddess must not only contend mountains of paper work, dancing celery sticks, and steroid pumped stallions, but a sister who will take this chance to torture Celestia any way she can as payback for her banishment. Lock the cupboards and barricade the fridge! It's the Royal Diet!

    Now with TVTropes page! :http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/ASliceOfLife

    First Published
    3rd Feb 2012
    Last Modified
    23rd Apr 2013

    Sequel to The Darkness of Love.

    Spike saved the Elements of Harmony, but a past mistake had caught up to him. He died a week later, leaving Twilight heartbroken, holding a crystal that contained half his soul from before he succumbed to dark magic.

    Now, some months later, Twilight has spent her time searching for the key to bringing Spike back. With everything in place, and Cadence assisting her with Spike's resurrection, will everything go as planned, or will something falter and leave Spike half of or twice what he used to be?

    Opening theme for this story is: Awoken - Sound of the Aviators

    Rated 'Mature' for Violence and Sex.  To see sex chapters, click on the link here.

    First Published
    22nd Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    28th Mar 2013
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    Spike has been missing for three years. Why he disappeared is a mystery to everypony. What caused him to leave in the first place, and why is he suddenly back now? He's acting cold towards his old friends and won't reveal why. He's lost his love for Rarity and is treating everypony he comes across the same way Gilda did.

    Opening theme for this story is: Constellations - Sound of the Aviators

    Rated: Teen for language and potential sexual outcomes.

    Warning: Self-harm is described in this story. If you are prone to self-harm or know someone who is and feel uncomfortable reading about the subject, then I don't recommend reading the story.

    First Published
    14th Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    22nd Nov 2012
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    On a dark night filled with even darker magics, an insane cult attempts to give Nightmare Moon a body and life of her own, utterly separate from Princess Luna. But, when the spell is interrupted by Celestia, something unexpected is created.

    Now, a little black alicorn filly named Nyx finds herself living under the care of Twilight Sparkle, only to be haunted by memories and emotions from her past. Is she Nightmare Moon reborn or is she simply a doppelganger with a soul and mind of her own? Can Twilight Sparkle protect Nyx from those who refuse to see past her dragon eyes and black coat?

    Or, will Nyx be forced to inherit the sins that may not even be hers and become the greatest evil Equestria has ever known?

    First Published
    29th Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    30th Aug 2012

    (READ ALL OF THIS) You have been given the Humans Guide to Life if Equestria. By some odd series of events you have come to this wonderful land of talking ponies. But a lot of you can't just jump into it without a little knowledge of your new home. Also you haven't been given this book, more like you have been forced to read every last word by Princess Celestia herself. But this is not a normal guide, no. This is a story, a story about you! In this we will cover, love and mating, your new self, settlement and careers, and many more things. So don't panic, because OMG THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.

    (Please I hold nothing against humanity, or HiE stories, I love each and every one of them. In fact I'm giving them each a big shoutout for inspiring me. This is my second fanfic, and I just did it for the pure enjoyment of writing. It is roughly based off the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. I will update occasionally and I will finish it.)

    (Rated Teen for: Some sexual references, crude humor, and mild goofiness, and a teeny tiny bit of swearing. And fourth wall breaking. )

    And this also a Guide, not a Manual.

    First Published
    9th Feb 2012
    Last Modified
    17th May 2013
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    Alex has been thrown around realities for a long time without control. This time, he jumped to Ponyville and will be staying for a lifetime. Can he build a life here? Does he want to? What about the family he left behind?

    Cover art is a commission by AphexAngel

    First Published
    7th Feb 2012
    Last Modified
    21st May 2013
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    A single changeling is cut off from the swarm during the attack on Canterlot. She's discovered by Vinyl Scratch and adopted as a pet. How will Wubsy the changeling, Vinyl, and Octavia cope when the town develops Changeling-phobia? Will Wubsy ever be able to prove her good intentions and stay with the mare she's grown so attached to? Rated Teen for off-page lesbian pony make-out session.

    My bid to make "Wubsy" a more official part of the fannon. Check the source of the fic image to see the comic that started it all.

    A gracious thank you to GarlicParsnip, Comma-Kazie, Chengar Qordath, JJ GingerHooves and Steel Resolve who proofread and co-authored the piece.

    First Published
    3rd Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    17th May 2013

    Retiring isn't always easy.  Especially when your job title is Evil Overlord.  Most of the time retirement from that particular position comes on the sharp end of an opportunistic hero's sword.  But Damien didn't survive the past six centuries by playing by the rules.  His retirement plans involve running.  Running from his country, his continent, and his very universe to escape Fate's long reach.  And what better place to run to in an attempt to live peacefully than the utopian land of Equestria?

    Currently being edited by the ever amazing Frederick the Saiyan.

    Since I've had a number of comments on this I figure I should clear it up here.  This is not a crossover witht he overlord game series.  Note the lack of a crossover tag.

    <subtle hint>I am open to submissions for a better title image</subtle hint>

    First Published
    29th Jan 2012
    Last Modified
    21st Nov 2012

    Twilight Sparkle is summoned to settle a legal matter involving The Great and Powerful Trixie... What in Equestria did she do now?

    First Published
    11th Jul 2011
    Last Modified
    7th Feb 2012

    The Great and Powerful Trixie has fled from Ponyville because it's canon. Since this is a fan written story, she returns to Ponyville unintentionally and meets up with Twilight after collapsing on her doorstep. To spoil the first paragraph, both mares already harvest feelings for one another. Hilarity ensues as they try to live together by complete force of the author. Will they ever confess their feelings to each other? If they didn't then this wouldn't be much of a romance fanfiction now would it?

    Picture by dw1482

    First Published
    11th Nov 2011
    Last Modified
    7th Jan 2012