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    Mom says that families who work really hard get to put a gold star on the inside of their windows.

    First Published
    6th Nov 2012
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    6th Nov 2012
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    [EQD Featured - 10/04/12]  Derpy Hooves loses her job and home to personal failures and finds that her life of passivity and reckless indulgence have left her with nothing but an empty void in her heart.  When she cries out for help, she receives two answers—one from a concerned Twilight Sparkle who tries to set her life back on track, and the other from a phantom mare who lashes her spirit to that of Silver Cross, traveling warrior and refugee of a destroyed nation.  

    The clumsy but well-intentioned optimism of the Elements of Harmony and the unshakable death wish of her new "soulmate" are challenging enough, but Derpy will have to contend with overzealous agents of the crown, romantic entanglements, wielders of impossible magic, an outrageously evil despot, and even the dreaded contents of Spike's Secret Stash before all's said and done.  Little does Derpy understand that her pursuit of a way to fill the holes in her heart and mind will only draw her ever closer to the forbidden truths of Equestria's Lost History . . .

    Cover Art by the talented McLarenF1LM22

    The following is supplemental material.  Do not read before finishing Episode 03.

    APPENDIX

    Character Ages

    Ponies keep track of their age by seasons, not years.  Birthdays are still celebrated annually, but measuring age in years is an unreasonable choice for creatures with a lifespan of roughly 25-30 - there just isn't enough room for demarcations that any reader could relate to.  For clarity, the character's ages as of the time of this story are given in three categories below.

    MLPL2 Character Age Chart [GDocs Format]

    For reference, please note that MLPL2 begins about three years after the Nightmare Moon incident.

    More characters will be added as they receive significant roles in the story.

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    Episode 01, Scene 1 (Draft 4)

    First Published
    17th May 2012
    Last Modified
    27th Mar 2013
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    In the dark,six voices dwindle. They drift, forgetting life and love and hope, eaten away by time and void.

    And then, suddenly, there was colour.

    First Published
    18th Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    15th Dec 2012
    First Published
    5th Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    28th Aug 2012

    Sequel to Envy and Arrogance.

    Sweeping changes are taking Equestria by the reins as the conflict between Harmony and Discord becomes more fully understood, and, at the same time, less clear than ever before. With nopony to count on but themselves, and sometimes not even that, the Elements of Harmony are forced to either punish the guilty or leave all they know at the mercy of Lady Luck as they go up against two of the most powerful entities in all the world.

    (Cover image by HereticOfDune; illustrations by LingLiJing and Denial.)

    First Published
    10th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    9th Sep 2012
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    [Story under a massive rewrite. Everything is subject to change. Read at your own risk.]

    With the help of forces beyond their control, six friends discover their true importance in Equestria’s timeline. With this new knowledge in hoof, they must try to figure out whom or what has crosshairs on their foreheads. The Elements of Harmony aren’t the only weapons of mass destruction in Equestria.

    (Cover image and illustrations by Denial.)

    First Published
    12th Nov 2011
    Last Modified
    4th Mar 2012
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    Young Shining Dawn is very excited when she hears that Princess Celestia is coming to visit Ponyville. But for Sweetie Belle, her grandmother, the visit carries much deeper significance, especially when she learns that her old friends Scootaloo and Applebloom are also coming, and that the Princess is here on a very special visit for Grandmother Twilight.

    Story inspired by this wonderful picture by Harwicks-Art. Click through the link for source.

    First Published
    1st May 2012
    Last Modified
    1st May 2012

    A sequel to: The Parliament of Dreams

    A hundred years in the future, where Equestria is a parliamentary republic, and cutie marks don't exist, a simple run for take out food ends up being more than Detective Sergeant Ana Kelso bargained for when she discovers a certain pink party pony asleep on the hood of her car... despite the fact that Pinkie Pie is supposed to have been dead for the last fifty years.

    First Published
    15th May 2012
    Last Modified
    23rd Sep 2012

    A prequel to Boast Busted.

    Now has a TVTropes Page!

    Trixie Lulamoon, the personal student of Princess Luna, has finally, through a combination of reasoning, pleading, and whining, managed to convince the princess to invest some real responsibility in her, and give her a chance to show off everything she's been learning while under the alicorn's wing. Luna has appointed Trixie to be the official representative of her Night Court to the town of Ponyville, which this year will be hosting the Longest Night Celebration. Trixie is additionally tasked with overseeing the preparations for that festival.

    At first, things seem to be going less than swimmingly. The catering is way too many kinds of apples, the weather patrol is far behind, the musical maestro is nowhere to be found, and the decorations could use significant toning down. To top it all off, Trixie can't help but feel that this was less an appointment to a position of real responsibility, and more an informal exile from the Night Court. Still, things could be worse: a mad alicorn goddess of fire and hate could escape from her millennial imprisonment on the sun and try and conquer Equestria.

    But what are the chances of that?

    First Published
    9th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    13th May 2012

    Equestria Daily post

    It's been a hundred years since Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were overthrown, and the Equestrian Republic was founded, a hundred years since anyone has gotten a cutie mark. So what happens when a completely ordinary pony living in the Republican Capital City of Ponyville woke up one morning and discovered that one has appeared on her flank?

    First Published
    23rd Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    13th May 2012