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Several documents of sorts, written by an insane bowl of soup, living in a universe of rainbow ponies. Follow the tales he writes based off of the adventures the ponies have.

Category: Boner Kill

(Non of the ponies mentioned from FiM are actually there canon selves, completely different universe, but at the same time, very much the same universe....)

I will add tales DAILY for some time, please keep up to date with them as best you can.

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In the heat of the moment, some ponies have a habit of letting things out. Sometimes they are minor things that most just shrug off and forget about in a matter of milliseconds. Sometimes they are things that, once revealed, shake the very foundation of their existence.

Rarity's latest revelation falls into the latter.

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A creature of old has been present in Equestria since the beginning of the rule of the alicorns, watching, waiting. He saw their fall and the sisters' rise to power. Now, for the first time in eons, he steps from watching and takes action.

Finally decided to take this once one shot and turn it into a story. I am curious to see how it develops.

300 FAVES! Thank you so much for your love and support!

Everypony tries to cope as the laughter is suddenly torn out of their lives.

'Pretty in Pink' on EquestriaDaily

Dramatic reading by Azekahh

What happens, happens.  I think that is one of the rules of Causality as stated by the late, great Douglas Adams.  It is a pretty important rule and I use it to guide me through life, no matter what goes on in it. So, when I was driving to an out of town job and found myself in another world, I did my best to take everything in stride.

I would be the first to say the adjustment is not easy.  Especially, when the first thing you do is make yourself a pony distrusted, disliked and defamed by some national heros.  Thinking about that, I think I have to invoke another Douglas Adams quote.  "Don't Panic."

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This is the result of me getting bored one day and starting writing.  Now that I got a bit of it done, I wouldn't mind honest opinions, and flame away if you feel the need. I have thick skin.

As you might notice, there are a few chapters with a box at the top.  These are the ones that my editor and I went through again, and hopefully improved.  I'll refrain from changing plot but spelling, grammar and flow are all up for grab.  Especially for the early chapters.

My name is Artemis, I was sworn in as Princess Celestia's personal guard quite some time ago. I've watched her for so many years and silently stood by her side during all the recent ups and downs of her reign. Now I'm going to tell her how I feel. I know it would never work, we're just too different. But sometimes, there are things in a stallion's life he just has to do, and things he has to get off his chest.

What happens tonight will be anypony's guess, but one thing is for certain... it will be a night to remember.

Part one of the "To Love" trilogy. > Part two can be found here<

Teen for slight language and very mild suggestive themes.

Edited by Darastrix.

Pre-read by Azu and NATOstrike.

The annual Ponyville Flea Market is going on, and Pinkie found a very interesting object; an attachable unicorn horn.

Assuming it's just a joke item, Pinkie buys it, hoping to use it as a method of making the Cakes' Twins laugh. But when she discovers that the horn is fully functional...

Can you honestly ever say you would trust Pinkie with Magic?

Train wrecks and stereotypes. The city of Manehatten remains divided, even after the Elements Of Harmony brought the world back together. The lower streets of said city are filled with smog, the populace has taken to calling the lower places the 'Downzone'. One stallion has had enough and decides that life ain't worth the waste. But when he's stopped from taking his own life by a mare he thought long gone, what will he do? Can Twisted Morals love her, or will his guilt and violent temper tear them apart?

:-: Artwork drawn by the lovely Syntactics, and under her policy is only to be used by myself and my partners. For any more information or your own cover art, go to her page and either ask her yourself, or then go to her blog and request your own sweet art. :-:

It has been a whole year since the Battle of Canterlot, where Princess Mi Amore Cadenza (commonly known as Princess Cadence) and Captain Shining Armor were married. Ponies all across Equestria have created many hypotheses on why Queen Chrysalis had gloriously crashed the royal wedding, and hypotheses on what changelings were also sprang into being.

Ponies have been completely clueless about changelings ever since the fateful day many years before…

But I'm not a pony now am I?

And I am here to answer every question that everyling has. Whether they are a nymph or an adult, it doesn't matter!

And how about I stop summarizing and get to the point instead?

This is a book describing everything that has changed to our society following that eventful day.

My name is Copycat, and I will be your guide for this journey through history.

Cover art by Roobles.

Applebloom is tired of being treated like a filly! She's a big pony, darn it! She wants the respect of her brother and sister, so she decides to take a drink of something definitely not meant for fillies. What happens afterward will convince her to never touch her brother's apple whisky ever again.

The following piece was written before season 3 and I'm not going back to change it, because this story flies in the face of canon anyway. Every dumb joke or tired brony-ism you can think of has been used in this fic for comedic purposes. Leave you offended-ness at the door, and enter, THE APPLE ZONE.

P.S. if you find I parodied a fic of yours within, it's because I liked it, not because I'm trying to make fun of it. This is meant to mock the fandom as a whole, as in, all of us. I'm not Blueshift, so it may not be that funny, but I regret nothing.