Today is the day you finally seize your rightful position as lead cellist in the Canterlot Philharmonic Orchestra.

Unless that is, a certain ashen mare has anything to do with it.

Be on your guard. The firebrand with amethyst eyes plays dirty.

When a well-known writer in Equestria asks Twilight to read his latest work, what kind of reactions will she have to it?

Welcome. This, my friends, is what you get when I have about an hour of free time and it's the 600th Thread landmark for AiE over on /mlp/.

Enjoy.

Very lightly edited for your viewing pleasure; I wanted to keep to the feeling of the original version as much as possible.

Inspired by the track 'She's a Glitch' by TeiThePony on Youtube, which is a remix of 'She's a Pony' by General Mumble (Poowis), which is in turn a cover of 'She's a Pirate'.

Twilight visits Sugar Cube Corner to make an order, but gets more than she bargained for when Pinkie Pie bursts out of the basement and is acting very strange... Well, stranger than usual. Not only that, but the Cakes are hiding something. What's with Carrot's Labcoat? What's with the lack of subtlety in Pinkie defiance of physics? And who does Soarin really love?

My first shot at a One-Shot... hehe. In preparation for the epic one. Also, one of my pre-readers suggested the dark tag due to... well, you'll see. Tell me if you think otherwise.

This is just a collection of silly little one-shots I wrote which are too short to make into a proper story. They vary in terms of characters, writing style and genre. So it could be a second person comedy, or a sad first person you read.

Warning: Contains 100% Randomness and 0% Sense. Part of the Geoverse.

Everypony knows Twilight Sparkle as the sweet, studious unicorn whose magic powers are matched only by her incredible focus and organizational skills. When Twilight's friends make fun of the way her checklists and schedules control her life, Twilight just laughs.

One day, for reasons known only to her, Twilight goes on an unstoppable organizing rampage. Soon, Rarity decides that she's had enough, and tries to stop Twilight before she organizes Carousel Boutique into oblivion.

Twilight Sparkle is very, very organized. Twilight Sparkle has never told anypony why she's so organized. Until now.

Winning. It's something you can't manage doing. You're not Charley Horse Sheen by a long shot. Though, when you accidentally win a backstage pass to see a certain singer, you may end up winning in more ways than one, but winning, like anything else, doesn't always go perfectly.

SFG Rating : [Cheeky]

Just for clarification, this story takes place after 'you' and Sweetie Belle have graduated, so no foalshipping here.

It's been 5 years since the Rainbow Factory was shut down by Princess Celestia, and what information was released to the public, was heavily censored. The factory had been abandoned and, with specific instructions from Princess Celestia, still loomed over Cloudsdale. You are currently undergoing your first year in flight school. Your father had worked at the weather factory before it shut down but after it was condemned, you never heard from him again.

          Today at school, your history class discussed the factory in as much detail as was permitted. However, today's lesson gave your classmates an idea.

"Glaze" belongs to WoodenToaster

"Pony Joe" belongs to BronyDanceParty

"H8_SEED" belongs to TheUlasht

Original Rainbow Factory fic and all quotes from it belong to AuroraDawn

Applejack is convinced that her produce is talking to her. Twilight Sparkle is convinced that only her expert help can restore Applejack to sanity. Hijinks ensue, as hijinks are wont to do. WARNING: Contains puns.

Written for the prereader Secret Santa prompt exchange. This prompt came from NinesTempest, and my prompt ended up going to BronyCray.

Young Applejack runs from her home and her grief, just as a forgotten princess once did, a thousand years ago.

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Pinkie Pie is having trouble remembering her childhood, but thanks to Twilight's memory spell she soon starts to remember, and remembers why she forgotten them. Now with her painful memories restored and a alter ego she is forced to keep her past a secret and follow her darkest desires just to keep them at bay, but it might come at a high price....her closest friend Twilight.

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Quick notice this IS a remake, the original version will remain at my DA so if you wanna read it just message me VIA a note, reply faster. This story was inspired by a song made by TarbyRocks, he DID give me permission when I first wrote this, here's a link to his song if your interested.

Here ya go.

Also I'm rewriting this to fix all the errors, plotholes, and just make it a better story. I will do this to Alicorncation later on but for now, enjoy. ALSO gore as there will be blood and the like, you've been warned. XD Also the title image is by shadesoflove from DA, and he gave me permission to use it.