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    As the personal protegee of Princess Twilight Sparkle, Luna's life is more than crazy enough for a unicorn of her age. Balancing her studies and putting up with her hard partying pegasus sister is enough to keep Luna up most nights with little or no social life to speak of. But as the only one who believes the legends that Tirek the Terrible is returning and the only one who actually cares  enough to stop him, it doesn't look like Luna is going to be getting any sleep anytime soon.

    Which is just as well, because she keeps having the strangest dreams about a life she half-remembers; a life of long nights spent as Princess of the Night and a terrible catastrophe that befell her kingdom. But those are just dreams...right?

    With the fate of Equestria in the balance, Luna must unite a group of unlikely allies to stop Tirek, save Equestria, and solve the riddle of her nightmares before they come to life

    First Published
    14th May 2013
    Last Modified
    9th Jun 2013
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    Lost, alone and scared. The three words that sum up Scootaloo's life now that everything has changed. With no cutie mark, no crusaders to back her up, and all of these murders going on around Equestria, how is the older mare going to cope with being the only 'sane' one left in Equestria?

    It's so unfair. It's unbearable. And the loss of life keeps growing and growing until there may be no more to tell the tale.

    One by One truly is the lonliest number.




    Link for artist of picture: http://ponysquare.com/file/pic/photo/2012/05/e65d44baca7b84a925e10daacd3f48a6_500.jpg

    First Published
    15th Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    20th May 2013
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    Princess Celestia, tired of the constant pressure that ruling a nation puts on her, decides to take a day off and let Luna take her responsibilities for a day, something the younger alicorn is more than happy to do. She disguises herself as a pink maned pegasus pony named Sunny Skies, and decides to go walking around Canterlot without any supervision. Unfortunately for her, not all parts of Canterlot are as safe as the palace, and she finds herself at the wrong end of a gang of muggers, who decide to kidnap her for a ransom when they see how much money she has on her.

    Luna freaks out.

    Celestia thinks it's hilarious.

    Edited wonderfully by sqarishoctagon and Cloud Hop

    Updated cover art by Dominatore

    First Published
    30th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    26th May 2013
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    It's been ten years since Rainbow Dash's father disappeared in a wild, fierce thunderstorm. When the same strange storm hits Ponyville, Rainbow Dash does as much as she can to try and stop it from happening again.

    But magic has a strange habit of making things reappear, opening old wounds that could change Rainbow Dash's life forever.

    First Published
    26th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    13th Jun 2013
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    I don’t question the “life” bar floating over my head, or my “EXP” gauge, or the little phantasmal boxes that appear whenever I look at an “equippable” object that show its “statistics.” It’s normal for small messages to appear in the sky every now and then, such as [System update in 2 hours.] My kind worships the Developers, higher beings that direct, create, and control everything we see. It’s all normal. This is how things have always been, since I was born. My father, my grandfather, my ancestors have all accepted and coped with these elements.

    So why does everything feel so... fake?

    My name is Twilight_Sparkle, and I know there’s something wrong here.

    Co-Written by GaruuSpike and Chaotic Dreams.

    First Published
    24th Apr 2013
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    26th Apr 2013
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    The world's going to end in one week. It's been doing that for a while now.

    Someone in Equestria's broken the world. They've taken time along with it, trapping everything into a single, indefinitely repeating week. Only the elements' bearers move forwards in time, but they've got problems of their own. For each cycle drains their talents from them, each conversation twists old friends into enemies, and not a single one of them knows how to save the world. Some of them have even stopped trying.

    And then Twilight finds a way. All that's left to do is gather everyone back together.

    Story arcs written about an apocalypse cycling in perpetuity and the effect it has on Equestria. Not as dark as it tries to be.

    Additional: Story formatted to look its best in Font Serif, Size Normal, Colour Medium-Dark, Paragraph Spacings 1.2; this as the banner image; no interactive pony, Snow Default, css color #8c8691, Background Pattern Stars and Background Image Night Town . Reading otherwise will expose you towards rogue spacings, silly typography and a severe lack of Luna.

    Featured on EQD for crimes against humanity.

    First Published
    11th Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    29th Apr 2013
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    Part 1 of the Shadow Trilogy

    As Twilight Sparkle enters her third year amongst her friends in Ponyville, she finds herself plagued with strange dreams of an unknown power whispering dark secrets to her. The voices speak of Power, of the strength to protect what she holds most dear, of the great knowledge she could attain, such that no force could ever threaten her lands, or her friends, ever again.

    Though she shrinks from this voice, the lure of greater knowledge, of magical power far beyond what she currently knows is enticing and alluring to her, eating away at her resolve even as the lack of rest begins to wear her physical defenses down.  

    What is this voice, and what does it plan for the most faithful student in Equestria?

    Note: Events diverge from canon following the events of "Games Ponies Play"

    Part 2 The Twilight Fall Will be found here!

    First Published
    12th Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    27th Mar 2013
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    What happens when someone who doesn't like My Little Pony ends up in their universe and is stuck there? Basically, a lot of freaking out, swearing, and irresponsible things... Who would have guessed?!


    Rated Teen for language and sexual themes. Also for Brony Hater language.

    I do NOT agree with any of the language references. They are all used in a fictional sense and do NOT portray any mindset of my own.

    Also, if anyone has a better cover image... please share! ^^;;

    First Published
    12th Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    14th Apr 2013

    Equestria is a land of rainbows and pastel-coloured ponies, where friendship is a tangible force and villians are redeemed as often as they are defeated.

    It is truly a land of magic, but even more than that, it is a land of stories, from the mundane anecdote between friends to the world-spanning epic. And every story has a happy ending.

    But a happy ending doesn't always mean a happy beginning, and it certainly doesn't mean a happy middle. Celestia has manipulated Equestria for over a thousand years to ensure that the dark times are as short and as painless as possible - though doing so may mean breaking every one of the tenets of harmony she preaches.

    When faced with a choice between seeing Equestria fall to darkness with the promise of salvation, or fighting to stop the catastrophe by sacrificing the guarantee of a happy ending, Celestia holds the fate of her little ponies in her hooves as never before.


    A behind-the-scenes look at Celestia and Luna's actions throughout Season Three.

    First Published
    2nd Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    11th Apr 2013
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    Ponies these days are nuzzling younger than ever. Talk to your foals about the dangers of unprotected tummy rubs.

    A Los Pegasus charity commission for Pav Feira. He... he gave me the prompt. I had no choice. Forgive me.

    First Published
    10th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    10th Apr 2013