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Tehmustachedbiscuit 68164

Joined April 2012
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    Tehmustachedbiscuit's Stories (6)

    • To Make A Deal With Death
      My story of Death's Deal.

      3,042 words · 1,107 views · 151 likes · 12 dislikes
    • My Little Sunako
      Sunako.
      2,853 words · 339 views · 20 likes · 3 dislikes
    • When the Belle tolls...
      Sweetie Belle takes the tale of her demonic life and tells us all through her heart breaking story..
      3,915 words · 464 views · 28 likes · 7 dislikes
    • Contraptions...
      Ember Cogwork is aspiring to be Equestria's greates inventor and will do anything to acheive it.....
      2,670 words · 221 views · 10 likes · 1 dislikes
    • Fledged
      3,138 words · 262 views · 13 likes · 3 dislikes
    • A River of Crimson
      4,777 words · 220 views · 6 likes · 3 dislikes
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    Gun by Ezio


    Up until now, no one knew about the power of gunpowder and metal. But, when a Mysterious Stranger gives Pinkie Pie a strange thingamajiggity, shit goes down.


    And for those of you who don't know who the Mysterious Stranger is... Here.

    First Published
    12th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    12th Apr 2013

    After being destroyed during the assault on the Enclave's Satellite Relay Station, Liberty Prime is sent to the magical land of Equestria by completely mysterious and serious forces.

    His new purpose? He has no idea.

    First Published
    3rd May 2012
    Last Modified
    11th Oct 2012
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    After becoming an alicorn princess, Twilight receives a new pair of wings. Celestia and Luna comfort her in their own way before her coronation. What they should've done was teach her how to hide her arousal.

    This story was written in the midst of the "alicorn Twilight" hysteria which permeated the brony fandom in the weeks leading up to the season three finale.

    First Published
    4th Feb 2013
    Last Modified
    4th Feb 2013
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    It had been a few years since she was forced to leave the vault she called home, now people don't even know her name but the title she was given.  A malfunction with a device she was given takes her to a land that is not like her own.  How will she handle this new environment and these happy ponies?

    First Published
    1st Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    23rd Apr 2013
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    The Producers have long been the bane of the Top Gear team's existence, sending them off into the most dangerous and hilarious of situations in the name of good television. Now follow Captain Slow, Hamster and Jezza as they are sent off again into the unknown as some of the first humans to set foot (Or wheel) into the land of Equestria.

    Oh, and the Government doesn't exactly agree with this one either...

    Teen for language and sexual references.

    First Published
    18th Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    10th Mar 2013

    "Twilight isn't exactly a social pony." Could win me the Understatement of the Year award.

    However, what most ponies don't know is that Octavia, a high-class socialite, isn't exactly much better herself, despite countless rumours about a liason between her and a certain DJ.

    Now, drawn back to the upper-classes that she tried so desperately to get away from, can Twilight Sparkle find solace, and companionship, from one of the very socialite ponies of her past that she is so desperate to escape?

    First Published
    15th Feb 2013
    Last Modified
    27th Mar 2013

    Part 1: Lyra's Pyro Predicament

    Part 2: Twilight's Demoman Devastation

    Part 3: King Sombra's Robotic Retaliation (Coming soon)

    After receiving a strange book from Pinkie known as "The Bombinomicon", Twilight wakes up one morning to find that the mystical tome has been stolen, by...Twilight?

    Things quickly unravel as RED Team's Tavish DeGroot (Demoman) and Spy find themselves not only trying to get back home, but also fighting for their lives as villains from the Team Fortress 2 universe combine forces with some of the most dangerous foes Equestria's ever seen!    

    First Published
    30th Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    15th Feb 2013

    "I'd never let them hurt you, Sweetie Belle..."

    First Published
    17th Dec 2012
    Last Modified
    17th Dec 2012
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    The Helicoprion, a long-lived genus of shark-like cartilaginous fish that went extinct millions of years ago. This predator certainly was a strange one, seeing how its lower jaw was basically a mix of a fruit roll-up and chainsaw. I make a living studying fossils, and this guy certainly takes the cake for the number one in the weird factor. So imagine my surprise when I inexplicably turn up in Equestria of all places. As a Helicoprion. Guess it's just one of those days.

    You can thank Csquared08 for the idea for this story. And I will get that seal of approval, one way or the other.

    And here's a dramatic reading made by these two hilarious dudes, RazortheAwesome and DaedaltheusXIV.

    First Published
    11th Feb 2013
    Last Modified
    18th Feb 2013
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    Princess Luna, Lyra, and the Mane 6 have set off on a grand adventure that involves a roadtrip across an alien planet.

    The catch is that half of them will be experiencing it as machines!

    Meanwhile, Queen Chrysalis secretly tagged along and plans to neutralize Willie Nelson for what his music did to her.

    There's only one undead Man in Black who can stop her - Johnny Cash.

    First Published
    10th Feb 2013
    Last Modified
    10th Feb 2013