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Ultimate Punch 3733

Joined April 2012
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    Ultimate Punch's Stories (3)

    • Equestrian Idol
      There's a new celebrity in Canterlot, and she definitely isn't Chrysalis in disguise.

      6,164 words · 2,208 views · 263 likes · 5 dislikes
    • Weapon of Math Destruction
      Cheerilee's days as a student at Ponyville Elementary.
      7,995 words · 853 views · 51 likes · 0 dislikes
    • Tough Love
      Our favorite ridiculously pumped stallion has an admirer!
      15,240 words · 800 views · 37 likes · 1 dislikes
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    A short and sugary piece in which you spend a quiet winter day with Fluttershy --

    who just happens to be adorably fat.

    Second person, HiE, cute.

    First Published
    18th Dec 2012
    Last Modified
    18th Dec 2012
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    Love doesn't always last forever.  And sometimes it can crumble so spectacularly that you never want to see or speak to the other person again.

    Celestia was perfectly content with that.  But when Twilight Sparkle suddenly appears at the palace in Canterlot, after a century of silence, she has no choice but to talk to her.

    Politely, of course.  Always politely.

    *Credit and many thanks go to littlerobotbird for the concept and editing of the cover art.  The original picture I believe is Jykinturah's work, but the source post seems to be gone.*

    First Published
    6th Feb 2013
    Last Modified
    6th Feb 2013
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    History remembers King Sombra (when it remembers him at all) as a slavering beast so consumed by his lust for power that he plunged an entire empire into ruin. But who was Sombra? Why did he do what he did? What did he even do?

    Nopony is born evil and Sombra was no exception. He was once the star pupil of Princess Luna, back in the golden age before her banishment. He had friends. He had love. He had tragedy and loss and betrayal. He had all of this and more long before he had...

    A Heart as Black as Night.

    First Published
    24th Dec 2012
    Last Modified
    29th Jan 2013
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    Rarity's exploits in "Sweet and Elite" set in motion a chain of events that will find the unicorn dressmaker taking part in the greatest airship race in the world, the Alicorn's Cup. Excitement will give way to terror, as Rarity soon finds herself the victim of a plot against Equestria, and shipwrecked far from home with her least favorite stallion, the boorish Prince Blueblood. Rarity will learn of treachery in Canterlot and abroad, and will have search for something of substance beneath the prince's obnoxious veneer as she struggles to not only save herself, but her entire nation.  

    Part One of Three

    The Adamant Triskelion - Book One: The Flight of the Alicorn

    The Adamant Triskelion - Book Two: The Abyssal Forge

    The Adamant Triskelion - Book Three: ???

    First Published
    4th Jan 2012
    Last Modified
    14th Oct 2012
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    For Rainbow Dash, Daring Do was only the beginning.

    First Published
    10th Dec 2012
    Last Modified
    10th Dec 2012

    And absolutely nothing happens. At all.

    Contains adult themes. But it's not like that's going to stop anybody, so whatever.

    Cover art by balister, and editing credits go to my sexy cop in a nurse outfit, Future

    First Published
    4th Dec 2012
    Last Modified
    4th Dec 2012
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    In an otherworldly night, a sleeper train is making its way back from the frozen north. Sleep, however, is eluding two travelers. One has a hurt that needs to be mended, the other has a dream that must be remembered. It is the perfect night for secrets to be shared.

    A FlutterDash one-shot, set at the end of The Crystal Empire, on the overnight train back to Canterlot; uncomplicated romance with slight sad and comedy elements.

    Enormous thanks to NATOstrike and Shadowsreached for their awesome proofreading and feedback-ing! Thanks also to Tarantad0 for letting me use that amazing Jousting Fluttershy picture.

    First Published
    20th Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    20th Nov 2012

    Prince Blueblood thought the Grand Galloping Gala was over. He thought he could just go to sleep and put it behind him. He never expected to be reliving the same disaster of a day, over and over... and over.

    TV tropes page here:

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/TheBestNightEver

    Thanks to all the people who wrote the page and all the people who gave me a little wakeup call and comment to become aware of that fact! You can't see it, but you guys put a real smile on my face tonight.

    Also, recently, extra thanks to RD Dash for giving TBNE a thorough editing. I've updated the fic accordingly (7.11.12)

    First Published
    30th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    30th Mar 2012

    Following the events of "The Strange Destiny of Prince Blueblood," our semi-hero's life has been flipped and turned upside down.  Despite his attempts to start over fresh, however, his past—both recent and distant—keeps coming back to haunt him and the ponies he cares about.

    First Published
    30th Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    18th Apr 2013
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    Silence. The golden rule is silence. Silence, and obediance.

    For years, you have trained as a royal guard. Now, thanks to the fortuitous return of Shining Armour, your old-time friend and Captain, you are promoted to guarding Celestia personally. What follows, though, is the discovery of a personal side to the Sun Princess that you could never have imagined, not even in your most vivid dreams.

    (Character Building. Let's try it, shall we?)

    First Published
    14th Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    9th Feb 2013