Ponyville is a place filled with mysteries... according to Pinkie Pie, at least. While many merely see what's in front of them, Pinkie has it all figured out. She is a self-proclaimed master of observation, after all.
Twilight, however, disagrees.
Vinyl Scratch is not a vampire, she would say, she is just a pony with strange red eyes. And Octavia, on the other hoof, isn't a 'Land' Siren either, hypnotizing stallions to do her bidding with her music. She's simply a master of both the cello and the male heart. What of Time Turner, one may ask? Not a Time Lord, she would say, he's only lord of Ponyville's clocks. And by way, Derpy Hooves is most certainly not his secret assistant playing dumb.
What about Lyra Hearstrings and all her odd behavior, though?! Certainly that must mean something!
Twilight would roll her eyes. A former 'Hamen' from another dimension? Really?! How would that even make sense? Scootaloo? Don't even bring her up. She's not a star child/spirit/changeling/[insert insane theory here], she's just a poor orphan filly down her luck. And don't get her started on on Captain 'Jack' Harness. He isn't immortal, nor does he lead a secret organization called Horsehood. He's a retired guardsman. His name isn't even 'Jack', it's Black!
There's more, but the jist has been gotten, save for one last thing:
For most certainly, and this is with beyond a doubt: none of these ponies, when the clock strikes one on a foggy night, are secretly meeting at the run-down Stallion Stanley Hotel to conspire against Ponyville.
The Truth is Out There.