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    Bad Horse's Stories (14)

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    Pinkie Pie challenges her friends to play a game in which they take turns being evil, with the rest of the players tasked to thwart the evil schemes. The stakes are high, and all of Ponyville is caught in the middle...

    First Published
    23rd Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    15th May 2013
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    ... and learns important life lessons.  An erratic series of encounters loosely based on true stories.

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    "Congratulations, you have written the first 'Proper Noun Verbs A Noun' story that does not actively disgust me." - Prereader Benman

    First Published
    23rd Oct 2012
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    15th Dec 2012
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    Twilight Sparkle's friends have lived long and happy lives. Now their time is coming to an end, but Rainbow Dash, at least, will not go gently. Twilight has the power to save her friend's life. Is it worth violating the natural order?

    "The things that pull at your heart—the memorial in the prologue, the wedding in Chapter 1, the births and deaths and relationships to come—are not the point of the story: they are the stakes, and the story is at its heart about a decision that must be made."

    horizon

    First Published
    19th Apr 2013
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    26th Apr 2013
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    After two years of study under Princess Celestia's tutelage, Twilight Sparkle submits a culmination of what she's learned. When her paper is rejected, she realizes that revisions are in order: revisions to her understanding of herself, and revisions to her thesis.

    Featured on Equestria Daily.

    First Published
    1st Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    1st Aug 2012
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    In an effort to keep her mind occupied, Twilight Sparkle decides to delve once again into the grand mysteries of Pinkie Pie. This time, Twilight's focus is on her claims of growing up on a rock farm: like so many things related to Pinkie Pie, the idea that somepony could grow rocks as an agricultural product makes absolutely no sense. However, the investigation eventually leads Twilight to a rather... surprising discovery.

    This is the first story in The Petriculture Cycle.

    Artwork by Page Turner. Now with a TV Tropes page.

    First Published
    6th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    6th Mar 2012
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    At 3:15 AM, Adams woke me with a loud knock on my front door.

    "Put your boots on," he said when I answered. "There's a biblical monster in my house."

    Sequel by Minalkra.

    Audiobook by Scribbler.

    As seen on Equestria Daily.

    Special thanks to GaryOak.

    First Published
    2nd Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    8th Mar 2013

    After the War of the Ring and the return of peace to Middle-earth, Gandalf the White departs for Equestria to pay a visit to two old friends of his; specifically, two old alicorn friends of his.

    What he does not foresee is that Equestria, like its populace, has changed vastly since his previous visit, and as a result he is quite unprepared for what lies ahead. Can the old wizard endure the trials that this new journey will bring to him? Surely, but only if he makes a few more friends along the way.

    Six of them, to be exact.

    Written with a heavily Tolkien-influenced style, which is pre-read and edited by thefluffyone and Shadow Fyre, who are both absolute lifesavers. Countless thanks for your help, men!

    (Originally posted on 8/21/12 on FIMfiction. This is written by an author that has only seen the films and has yet to finish the books, so there may be slight discrepancies. Credit to my friend Luis J. for suggesting this idea to me.)

    First Published
    23rd Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    5th Feb 2013
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    This is a story of how the grand spirits of Tyranny and Pride fought in ages long past, battling over the future of the world 'neath stars newly born on a nameless field in the distant north.  It is a story of blank skies, of strange endeavors, and of things prehistoric.  At least, that's how it starts.

    The Crystal Empire makes Equestria look young, and Twilight Sparkle is about to find out just how old Celestia really is.

    First Published
    26th Feb 2013
    Last Modified
    26th Mar 2013
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    A collection of short stories. A little bit of this, a little bit of that. All, hopefully, about what it means to be human.

    Except, you know, with ponies.

    I'm afraid of Changeling: Drone 42531 is insecure and decides he needs to see a professional, whether or not the professional wants to see him. [Comedy] [Random]

    One thousand and one: A family keeps a long vigil, regardless of the cost. [Sad]

    Uncoordinated: Twilight Sparkle and the Cutie Mark Crusaders conduct an experiment. Accidentally. [Comedy] [Random]

    But the Greatest of These: Every pony has to grow up someday. Every dragon, too. [Slice of Life]

    Wonder: Pinkie Pie's farm is grey. The sky is grey. Her sister is grey. The world is grey. Until, one day, it isn't. [Slice of Life]

    The Apple of my Eye: Apple Bloom finally gets her cutie mark. It's not what she wanted. [Comedy] [Random]

    Bookworm: Twilight Sparkle finds an odd message in her books. [Dark]

    At the End of the Day: Just what does Pinkie Pie do in her free time? [Slice of Life]

    The House at the End of the World: Some promises shouldn't be kept. [Adventure] [Dark]

    Pantone Perfect: Rarity and Twilight Sparkle enjoy a refreshing argument at the spa. [Comedy] [Random]

    Medium Rare: In which we learn the secret, scarring horror that was Fluttershy's first experience with a dragon. [Comedy] [Random]

    One Thousand Flowers: How long do gifts take to grow? [Slice of Life]

    Tempest: A pegasus teaches his son the nature of the rain. [Slice of Life]

    No Natural Predators: The days have grown longer as the world winds down. [Adventure] [Dark]

    Six More Weeks: The first day of Spring is a wonderful time to be a pony. Just make sure you get the date right. [Comedy]

    (Based on prompts from the Thirty Minute Pony Stories tumblr. All written in 30 minutes – give or take.)

    First Published
    8th Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    5th May 2013
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    They are the Hoardsmiths.  And they are completely insane.

    First Published
    9th Feb 2013
    Last Modified
    9th Feb 2013