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TundraStanza 1340100

Joined April 2012
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    Following her defeat and expulsion from Canterlot, Chrysalis is fuming. That mood doesn't improve when Celestia arrives on her doorstep. Things degrade from there...

    Thanks to Famosity from Deviant Art for letting me use her art for the cover.

    First Published
    24th Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    24th Apr 2012
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    Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize?  I have, once before.  This time was not all that different.  Headache?  Check.  Dry mouth?  Check.  Upset stomach?  Check.  Hooves?  Uhm, that one is new.

    Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32.  Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before.  The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me.  It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now.  I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.

    Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it.  Geez.


    A little comedy side project.  EDIT: HAHA Main project.  More characters to be added if I get that far.  Categories might be refined as I write.  Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely.  Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at.  Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.

    Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture!  First fanart, I'm so HAPPY.  I've gotten more since then!  I should collect it all here.

    First Published
    2nd Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    17th May 2013

    Quality time is pretty rare when you've got a country to run.


    Edited by KidKolumbo.

    First Published
    8th May 2013
    Last Modified
    8th May 2013
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    Daphne has tried to live her life as any normal teenage girl would, focusing on school and the intricacies of adolescent life in an effort to forget her more imaginative childhood. Now, however, her kid sister has been kidnapped by forces she cannot understand and she is forced to chase after her into a land she had once thought only make-believe. Cast adrift in a strange and magical world, she must find her sister before she can use the Golden Bridle to take control of Equestria as the pawn of a dark and terrible master.

    First Published
    30th Dec 2012
    Last Modified
    8th May 2013

    This isn't where I belong. I left all this behind years ago, moved on with my life. But a mare from my past brought me back, and now she won't let me go. So I'm stuck here, trying to make the best of it with ponies that don't understand me, don't even like me.  But when something moves in the darkness, and when things go wrong in the cold, dead night, they'll turn to me to try to set things right.

    Why? Because once a police pony, always a police pony.

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    This is a spin-off story to 'Why am I Pinkie Pie?!', and will contain spoilers for that story, but it's not necessary to read that story to understand this one.

    Cover art by the talented Conicer

    First Published
    22nd Jan 2013
    Last Modified
    14th May 2013
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    A week after her coronation, Princess Twilight is killing time in between her lessons at the castle with Princess Celestia by experimenting with high-level magic spells. After a failed experiment, Twilight seems...different. However, despite her friends' insistence that there's something wrong with her, she remains adamant that she's fine and that there's something wrong with all of them! Well, it has been an entire week. I suppose Equestria's due for another disaster.

    First Published
    15th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    6th May 2013

    Hello, I'm Mary. I'm a mother of two, married to the most wonderful man I could hope for and am living as far as I'm concerned, the life I've always wanted. So why oh why in the wide, wide world of whys, did this happen to me?

    This is my story, for better or for worse, about how things in my life became beyond unbearable.


    Author's note edit- I noticed a LOT of speculative comments and questions about M material. No, this story will remain E (Well I think T suits it better, it isn't A freaky friday kinda story like originally envisioned, for its length more interesting things will happen.) with only hints at and light swearing/mentions of beer. But no adult themes which take place in present time in this story. It's a drama and a slice of life strictly, expect things like Mary coping with her new body, dealing with neighbors, and learning how to survive in a world she's entirely alone as a pony in. Stuff of that nature.

    That is all! Please message me if you have any more comments, questions or concerns. They will be forwarded along to the cabin and Captain of the flight.

    -Cheers, Merlos The Mad

    -Edit Art was commissioned by the illustrious  Conicer!

    -editedit Art was adjusted by LordElliott

    First Published
    12th Feb 2013
    Last Modified
    9th May 2013

    Pinkie Pie challenges her friends to play a game in which they take turns being evil, with the rest of the players tasked to thwart the evil schemes. The stakes are high, and all of Ponyville is caught in the middle...

    First Published
    23rd Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    15th May 2013

    Twilight searches Pinkie's room for signs of where her friend is.  Instead, she finds a couple of mysterious bottles with a dark liquid in them.  Her scientific curiosity gets the better of her and decides to try it.  Just a sip... for SCIENCE!  What could happen?  Famous last words.

    First Published
    6th Jan 2012
    Last Modified
    6th Jan 2012

    It is the year 201 of the Fourth Era and the once glorious Equestrian Empire is but a shadow of its former self. Despair and sadness abound, while there is little joy to be had. It is in these troubled times that an Argonian Pony by the name of Khazur is accused of a crime he did not comit and sentenced to death.

    As he struggles to save his life, little does he know that his escape will take him to the war-torn land of Skyrim. Here he will tumble into the flow of destiny, beginning adventures that would put the fate of reality itself in his hooves.

    First Published
    28th Dec 2011
    Last Modified
    23rd Nov 2012