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Maramanasa 00271

Joined March 2012
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    Star Swirl the Bearded is lost.  Very, very lost.  He was certain the world was round -- or at least a hemisphere -- and not, as it now appears to be, flat and riding on the backs of four elephants, themselves riding on the back of a massive turtle, swimming through the vast expanses of space.

    He's going to need a lot of magical help to get home, and the Disc is going to need help to deal with the strange creatures that followed him through from his home world - creatures whose icy nature threatens to bring about the Apocralypse.

    Fortunately, the first person he meets is a wizard.  He even has "Wizzard" written on his hat...

    First Published
    26th Jan 2012
    Last Modified
    11th Jun 2013

         It's been a thousand years. Princess Luna is returned, and the castle staff must scramble to see that she has servants to attend to her needs, and just as importantly, that they look the part. Of course, it turns out that it's rather difficult to find competent servants on such short notice. A hooffull of servants are chosen based on their appearance and duties, and are assigned to serve the Moon Goddess as personal retainers until more suitable replacements can be found. When coloring, Cutie Mark, and chance coincide, one of the castle's junior stewards is thrust into a role any loyal servant ought to jump at: Lunar Hoofservant. Unfortunately for Nightlight, Princess Luna is far more demanding than her older sister, and being her servant means contending with an unforgiving goddess who demands nothing short of perfection. Furthermore, somepony must be responsible for the inevitable failure. The duty of "Royal Hoofservant" just might be synonymous with "Royal Scapegoat."

         Saddled with responsibility far beyond his post and expected to fail, Nightlight has no choice but to quit his post or to become the servant that Luna needs. This is the story of a pony's development from colt to stallion, and from servant to leader.

         Thanks much to DirePony for the editing and story direction he's graciously provided me.

         Rated 'Teen' for alcohol use, mild innuendo/sexual references, and pony-swears.

         Not based on the (excellent) sci-fi novel of the same name by Robert Heinlein.

    First Published
    8th Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    10th Jun 2013
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    At the brink of dawn, something crashes on the Everfree Forest, causing untold amounts of damage and displacing many creatures that called the dark and foreboding forest their home. When the dust settles, a massive construct of metal is revealed to be the perpetrator.

    Lyra Heartstrings, as well as the rest of Ponyville, approach the ominous edifice only to find there's something inside...

    ...And that something really doesn't like ponies investigating its home.


    This is an alternate perspective to the events that have and will occur in Unknown.

    Original cover image by Huussii before Swedish Royal Guard edited it. Thanks!

    First Published
    6th Jun 2013
    Last Modified
    6th Jun 2013
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    Equestria is a land filled with many amazing myths, legends, ponies, creatures, and monsters. But what happens when something new is thrown into the mix?

    After the events of 'Cheating Death', Felix awakes to find he had survived his excursion into Equestria. Now a much different man then when he first set out, Felix decides to go and explore the Equestrian countryside. Change isn't the only thing that followed Felix though, as Death, or Harvey Stir in this universe, has been made his guardian until the ramifications of his actions can be fully calculated by the celestial bureaucracy. Harvey Stir keeps a close eye on him, hoping that Felix won't cause any major problems.

    Such as, being involved in a bank robbery, starting random musical numbers, getting captured by a murderous cult, setting fire to a nest of changelings, or inadvertently releasing a dark god of destruction from ages long past...

    ...Not that any of that would happen... right?

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    Special thanks to: Hortense, Wazaga, Fantoche the 13th, Sallythemanatee, munomana, and Alamais.

    First Published
    19th Feb 2013
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    11th Mar 2013
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    Pinkie Pie is visited by a strange customer whilst working at Sugarcube Corner.  Hilarity ensues.

    First Published
    18th Aug 2011
    Last Modified
    3rd Jun 2013
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    Sometimes, we all need company. Big Mac found his in the form of a doll — a filly's mere toy. She provided companionship as an inanimate object, but now, it's not enough. Big Mac attempts to find a way to transform her into something more capable of understanding, but when he does, will he be able to make the ultimate sacrifice to see it through?

    First Published
    2nd Jun 2013
    Last Modified
    20th Jun 2013

    Throughout all of history, one concept has kept both the written and spoken word from becoming an unintelligible mess. That concept is that most holy of grounds known by some as "grammar." It sets down rules for language to follow, and keeps it free of distortion.

    Yet something is wrong. The rules are failing. And only one pony so much as suspects that something is wrong. Something that goes deeper than a simple appearance of errors. Something that could be an attack on the very root of language itself.

    First Published
    2nd May 2012
    Last Modified
    2nd Jun 2013
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    A Juggernaut, one of the most deadly foot soldiers on Earth, wakes up from cryosleep to find his ship crash-landed in a foreign location. With nobody surviving but he, the Juggernaut dons his armour for a final time and prepares to go out guns blazing.

    When the Juggernaut makes it outside, he is confronted with something that will shake his very foundations of life.


    Written for a friend that has supported me since the beginning.

    First Published
    1st Jun 2013
    Last Modified
    6th Jun 2013
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    There's no place like Donut Joe's diner to unwind after a long, hard day. Good company, great coffee, and the best dang cucumber omelette in Equestria. After the week Celestia's had, she could really, really use a place to get away from it all.

    Here, the regulars all know her as Sunny Skies, the unassuming workaholic mare who hasn't taken a day off in... ever. Well, today's her lucky day. Sunny's about to have one alarmingly, catastrophically long holiday.

    Luna's become delirious with a fever, Discord's fled the castle in terror, there's a moon in Celestia's dining room, and ponies with sugar-rich diets all over Canterlot starting to behave... very strangely.

    Put on a pot of coffee, folks. We've got an all-nighter on our hooves.

    Cover art by the wonderful StyxLady.

    Crazy huge thanks to Luminary, Brawny and Eakin for pre-reading and editing this horrid thing.

    First Published
    31st May 2013
    Last Modified
    6th Jun 2013

    When Twilight and Fluttershy move to another world to learn more about a race that even Celestia knows nothing about, they get into a very unusually strange, friendship-less world...

    Now, these 9 strangers have to help our two heroines survive what is known as "war", and get them home safely.

    That can't possibly go wrong, right?

    (My first story, so please try and comment on things I might be doing wrong c:)

    First Published
    25th May 2013
    Last Modified
    29th May 2013