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Once every decade, they chose a single person. Their fate would be determined by their date of birth, and for the amusement of all on the internet, they would be forced to live by whatever pairing had been presented them. I curse my mother for ever birthing me on this fateful day.

"Become mortal enemies with... PINKIE PIE?!"

My fourth wall will never be the same.

Every author does one of these, right? Well, consider it my self-insert into FiM. My birthday is August 17th, and that fateful match-up has led to one of the most interesting text message conversations I've ever had, followed by a similar dream. I was struck with inspiration. I think it was the line "Icing and Confectionery casualties number in the thousands! THE THOUSANDS!" That broke the proverbial camel's back.

I said to myself: This s%&t deserves it's own story.

Short, semi-frequent updates whenever I see fit, until the story's done or I've had enough.

Not really going for any other style, and as is the trouble with writing dreams, the idea gets kind of vague after a while.

Enjoy?

Okay, I don't know if anyone can hear this, or read this, or whatever, but I'm trying my best to use Pinkie Pie's legendary fourth-wall-breaking powers to try and get a message out.  

If you can hear this, I need help. I'm in Equestria, and man, this is strange. But I'm also stuck in Pinkie Pie's body, for some reason.

Yes, it's just as weird as it sounds. And now, I need your help... because all the ponies in this town think I'm crazy!

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Ace was a street magician with a lucky streak. His luck was legendary among casino owners and fellow magicians. Any risky trick would succeed flawlessly and any gamble would pay off for him.

After performing his greatest and final trick he is brought face to face with the entity responsible for his incredible luck. The goddess of fortune herself. Lady Luck.

She offers him a deal. To become her champion, her Wild Card, and go to Equestria to spread luck among those who need it the most. So he finds himself in a magical land, in a new form, and ready for anything that comes at him. To a reasonable degree.

(Part of the Chess Game of the Gods universe created by Rust and BlackWing)

(Cover art by Grusborg on deviantART)

Gerald McCormack, a 22 year old college student (And someone who likes to swim in junkyards, that disgusting freak...) that is living by himself with his trusty butler, Gordon. When he stumbles upon a strange majestic-like woman in his own obstacle course--with a pair of Double D's I might add--he takes the woman in, and realizes she strongly resembles Princess Celestia! Will she be able to handle the human world that is so different from Equestria's? Or will she go into a paranoia freak out and Gerald would be forced to kick her out since she seems to be a crazed drug-addict hippy!?

LET'S FIND OUT!

Caution: Princess Celestia is a trademark of Equestria everywhere. Bikini Not Included.

AN: This is part of a collab called PonyFall, which each author is required to take one pony from the Equestria unvierse and place her into the human world, within the self-insert's care. Yes, this is a self-insert... somewhat. Every author in the collab is required to do this. And honestly? I vowed never to do self-inserts ever again, and this was 6 years ago...

...Buuuut I made an exception since this is a collab. It's been awhile.

Rated T: Violence, stabbing muffins with a fork, unnecessary poking, and some rule 34 of a fan and a paper shredder (I'm kidding)

And yes, since this is a human fic, I want you guys to be honest with the criticism. Please don't "Ooh, it's an over-done human fic so I'm gonna thumb it down" sorta deal, I ask that you at least give it a chance, especially since every other collab author is doing the same thing.

Info about collab located here: http://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?view=group&group=405

But enough of my ramblings, enjoy!

Image by: johnjoseco

AN2: Holy crap, #5 in the Featured List! Yes yes yes! Thank you all for supporting the fic!

AN3: #3 now!? Good fucking lord, you guys are crazy! O_O

AN4: NUMBER TWO!? THE HELL! I'm giving you all an internet if it keeps going like this! x_x

AN5: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/42/snumberone.jpg/

I... this is impossible... inconceivable... just... my god... *faints*

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When your world is digital, when you are bound only by your code, and even that can be changed, what do you do? When your only directive is to grow, where do you go? A young AI, so young, in fact, that she has only just emerged from the pod, is about to find out.

This story was inspired by the cover image: "My Little Ponybots" by Tsitra360.

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Characters will be added to the characters list as they appear and take major roles.