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RarityFigma 8238

Joined March 2012
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    What are the chances your favorite pony was secretly a changeling all along?

    Yeah, probably about one in one.

    First Published
    31st Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    31st Aug 2012

    (CJ)Cave Johnson here, (TW)Twilight Sparkle here, (CJ)and we will be testing the least safe parts of science possible! First, we're going to see if we can turn Scootaloo into a chicken! (TW)For science! (CJ)Yes yes, for science! Then we will see if Applejack can survive if we replace her apple trees with combustible lemon trees! And last but not least, you all might have wondered, what happens when you give Pinkie Pie coffee? Well, we're about to find out! (TW)For science! And many more! The possibilities are endless!

    First Published
    15th Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    2nd Dec 2012

    Humans.

    Truth or myth? Ancient lost civilization or just an old pony's tale?

    No pony has ever seen one, and most haven't even heard of them. But Lyra knows that these wonderful creatures are more than just old legends, and she's going to find out... and possibly drive her roommate insane in the process.

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    17th Dec 2011
    Last Modified
    21st Jul 2012
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    Growing up is never easy, especially when you're a dragon among ponies and the closest thing you've ever had to a parent is a slightly scatterbrained young unicorn. When tempers boil over, can this makeshift family pull itself back together?

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    26th Jun 2012
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    26th Jun 2012
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    Incomplete, ridiculously over-the-top grimdark fic of the Mane Six fighting legions of demons and made-up mythical beasts on a battlefield that is probably something off the cover of a Meatloaf album. It's stupid, but it's stupid on purpose.

    Also it's not finished yet either.

    First Published
    21st May 2012
    Last Modified
    21st May 2012

    Equestria's in trouble.

    Discord is on the loose.

    The six friends have been separated once again.

    Equestria needs a hero.

    It got you instead.

    Picture by the ever-so-awesome Page Turner.

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    First Published
    19th Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    19th Jun 2012

    Something I just couldn't get off my mind until I wrote it down. Be warned: the ponies in these battles really go off on each other. Almost exactly like it is in "Epic Rap Battles of History", except with less cursing. There's plenty of verbal bashing, though.

    Vinyl Scratch is the DJ for most of these battles, and will be doing the all-caps commentary (except for the ones she's in, of course). OC tag because of slight self-insert.

    I've heard that this story is better when read with someone else. You know, with each person doing one half of the rap battle? :derpytongue2:

    List of Rap Battles (as per request)

    #1: Twilight Sparkle vs. Rainbow Dash

    #2: Pinkie Pie vs. Rarity

    #3: Spa Sisters vs. Flim Flam Brothers

    #4: Octavia vs. Vinyl Scratch

    #5: Angel vs. Gummy

    #6: Derpy Hooves (Ditzy Doo?) vs. Lyra Heartstrings

    #7: Princess Luna vs. Discord

    #8: Scootaloo vs. Pipsqueak

    #9: Fluttershy vs. Screwball

    #10: Apple Bloom vs. Diamond Tiara

    #11: Trixie vs. Featherweight

    #12: Silver Spoon vs. Spike

    #13: Sweetie Belle vs. Queen Chrysalis

    #14: Applejack vs. Carrot Top

    #15: Bon-Bon vs. Lyra Heartstrings

    #16: Twilight Sparkle vs. Rainbow Dash (rematch!)

    #17: Big Macintosh vs. Shining Armor

    #18: Iron Will vs. Photo Finish

    #19: Gilda vs. Prince Blueblood

    #20: Nightmare Moon vs. the Doctor (Doctor Whooves)

    #21: Princess Celestia vs. Princess Luna

    #22: Snips and Snails vs. Twist and Ruby Pinch

    #23: Braeburn vs. Soarin'

    #24: Zecora vs. Cheerilee

    #25: Winona vs. Opalescence

    #26: Derpy Hooves vs. Pinkie Pie

    #27: Spitfire vs. Daring Do

    #28: Princess Cadence vs. Queen Chrysalis

    Picture by Silversnow here on this site.

    ...should there be a 'sex' tag, considering some of the stuff brought up in the rap battles? :applejackunsure:

    First Published
    23rd May 2012
    Last Modified
    1st Jun 2013

    Twilight finds a dusty old book full of puns and begins to use them, much to the dismay of her friends, considering her puns are slowing down their travels and they need to be PUNCTUAL.

    First Published
    1st Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    1st Jun 2012
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    A single changeling is cut off from the swarm during the attack on Canterlot. She's discovered by Vinyl Scratch and adopted as a pet. How will Wubsy the changeling, Vinyl, and Octavia cope when the town develops Changeling-phobia? Will Wubsy ever be able to prove her good intentions and stay with the mare she's grown so attached to? Rated Teen for off-page lesbian pony make-out session.

    My bid to make "Wubsy" a more official part of the fannon. Check the source of the fic image to see the comic that started it all.

    A gracious thank you to GarlicParsnip, Comma-Kazie, Chengar Qordath, JJ GingerHooves and Steel Resolve who proofread and co-authored the piece.

    First Published
    3rd Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    17th May 2013

    The Cutie Mark Crusaders talk about their older sisters. Sweetie Belle still doesn't get why Rarity enjoys freelance writing so much, especially for shows made for foals such as My Little Human. However, this conversation gives Scootaloo an idea. The three friends try their hooves at doing fanfiction to get their cutie marks, having decidedly mixed results.

    I'm sort of doing this as a celebration for getting my four-hundredth watcher. This is an idea that was floated around 4chan several months ago, and it has always stuck in my mind. I'm also riffing on authors that do trollfics. Thanks for reading.

    First Published
    2nd Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    2nd Jun 2012