What happens when you get someone like Discord drunk? Some really unexpected results. Will Twilight and her friends be able to stop him before he gets completely drunk off the knocker? Can Celestia keep him from bringing the apocalypse of a hangover? And can Discord himself sober up before he causes the end of the world? Better buy two shots and a pint of ale, because things are about to become topsy-turvy with a twist of lime!
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What if Discord never ate the reforming spell Twilight was going to use on him as a last resort? What would happen to the Spirit of Chaos when a spell forcibly changes him to what the ponies' morality consider good to be? Nothing good, that's for sure. Or rather, nothing bad, according to the new Discord the spell creates.
Twilight leaves for Canterlot on royal duties, leaving Spike behind for the night. Rarity stops by to check up on the little dragon, and each of them discover something vital about each other and themselves.
Credit to all around cool guy Stinkehund for the amazing cover art. Check him out and give him lots of praise, because I'm not going to.
When a being finds him self in love with a Princess he is unsure of what do to. He trys to fight his true nature as she pulls at the frozen strings in his heart. It wont be long until one of them ends up regretting their actions. Boiling it down we are all just animals, some a more violent breed.
"I have loved to the point of madness; that which is called madness, that which to me, is the only sensible way to love" - Francois Sangon
Princess Luna, carrying out her normal duties of watching over the dreams of her subjects, comes across one of a more intimate variety. Normally unfazed by such dreams, this one embarrasses her into leaving quickly. Despite her decision to never think about the dream again—like always—she can't help but remember a single detail from it. A detail so strange she feels the need to talk to the dreamer about it. Unfortunately, she doesn't know who the dreamer was.
For more story, read: One Day in the Life of Princess Celestia
For more awkward comedy (and story), read: Everypony Knows About the Wet Dream
No pony is the same after witnessing a work-related death, no matter who they are. The victim was young, eager, fresh-faced, and recently hired. In his last breaths, he let out a scream so heart-rending that the employees who heard it had difficulty sleeping that night. And Rainbow Dash was no exception.
But she's not losing sleep over that. What disturbs her is something far worse—something she said afterwards.
When the Cutie Mark Crusaders dig up an ancient magical artifact, they unleash a spell on the town that allows everypony to see a "lie meter" floating above each other's heads. While attempting to solve the mystery, Twilight Sparkle has to analyze the tenuous balance between friendship and honesty. She doesn't like what she finds.
Based on a story idea conceived by theworstwriter
Written and posted with his permission