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Joined March 2012
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    meme-asaurus's Stories (5)

    • Screwhead
      Twilight shares a body with Screwball

      6,530 words · 1,683 views · 233 likes · 4 dislikes
    • Still a Better Love Story Than Twilight
      Prince Blueblood asks Princess Twilight to marry him. She gives the rational response.
      1,197 words · 3,017 views · 311 likes · 15 dislikes
    • The Story of Hearts and Hooves Day
      The Story of Hearts and Hooves Day in all its detail.
      3,686 words · 989 views · 66 likes · 3 dislikes
    • Today's the Day...
      Pinkie Pie goes to Twilight’s, claiming that today is a very special day, but won’t tell why it’s so important.
      1,862 words · 993 views · 64 likes · 7 dislikes
    • Princess Applebloom
      5,438 words · 2,071 views · 112 likes · 18 dislikes
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    It happened. Twilight became an alicorn. Her mentor Celestia has never been prouder, her friends are amazed, her daughter Nyx is thrilled to death-- And both Twilight and the government are in a tizzy. By Equestrian law, she is effectively a princess. This is complicated by the fact that she's the adoptive mother of the former Nightmare Moon, and nopony is precisely thrilled at the notion of Nyx being within reach of the throne.  

    It's further complicated by the fact that Twilight doesn't want to be a princess. She's a scientist! She's a researcher and a scholar of magic, not a ruler. If she takes her throne she'll have to give up the very things that put her on it in the first place--- her research, her beloved books, her home in Ponyville, her ties to her close friends, and if certain factions have their way, her daughter Nyx.

    She's going to have to put up one hell of a fight to wrangle a compromise between the life that she wants... and the destiny that somepony else picked for her.

    First Published
    1st Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    1st Apr 2013
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    Princess Celestia is sending Twilight Sparkle off to save the Crystal Kingdom. But before she goes she has a few things to say....

    Based off the season 3 opener.

    First Published
    1st Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    17th Jan 2013
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    When Spike asked Twilight to help him create The Noble Dragon Code, he hoped a lot of things would happen.

    Getting worshipped as a god by legions of theologically-inclined dragons wasn't really one of them but, hey, whattcha gonna do? Them's the breaks, kiddo.

    First Published
    17th May 2013
    Last Modified
    17th May 2013

    Pinkie Pie challenges her friends to play a game in which they take turns being evil, with the rest of the players tasked to thwart the evil schemes. The stakes are high, and all of Ponyville is caught in the middle...

    First Published
    23rd Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    15th May 2013
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    Since her return and rescue, Princess Luna has been looking for some way to properly honor the six mares who saved her from herself, but nothing she has been able to think of has seemed meaningful enough to repay her saviors.  

    Nothing, at least, until she spends Nightmare Night in Ponyville, and gets to actually know the six ponies to whom she owes such a great debt.  She realizes she enjoys their company, and wishes for them to spend more time with her, that she might grow closer to them.

    So, in accordance with many fine and ancient traditions, and after thinking it over for a good...couple of hours, easy, she proclaims that she shall marry all six of them.  Oh, and that Twilight will be marrying Celestia, too.

    Now would be the appropriate time for everypony to panic.

    --Cover Art Courtesy of Zemious--

    First Published
    16th Dec 2012
    Last Modified
    23rd Apr 2013
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    After a late night of studying, Twilight Sparkle finds herself desperately wishing she could just get some sleep. However, she has class that day and, being the student that she is, she's not about to miss it over something as unimportant as sleep! However, when she gets to her class she discovers that staying awake may be a bit harder than she thought...

    Note: I was inspired to write this right after I fell asleep in a class where we were discussing Alice in Wonderland. Go figure.

    First Published
    1st Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    1st Oct 2012
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    For years Nightmare Moon was considered "nothing but an old pony tale," but what did those tales actually say about her?    See Luna, Celestia, and Discord as viewed through pony myths and legends.

    I may add more short stories on in the future as new chapters.

    Image courtesy of anbolanos91 on Deviant Art.  Thank you! :)

    First Published
    4th Sep 2012
    Last Modified
    19th May 2013

    Spike has had it. It's not his fault the library is a shambles. In fact, he tried his very best to save it.

    And now he's supposed to take the blame? Not this time! Until Twilight starts to fully appreciate his worth, Spike goes on strike!

    First Published
    28th Apr 2013
    Last Modified
    20th May 2013

    Written in collaboration with a very close friend. Twilight Sparkle discovers at the last minute that her parents have arranged for her to marry Prince Blueblood! That's not all, there seems to be more to the marriage than first meets the eye, and the consequences leave a whole heap of responsibility on Twilight and her friends' laps that they may not be able to handle!

    Whacky, adventurey, explorey yada yada shenanigans.

    First Published
    28th Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    20th Sep 2012
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    I was bored, and wrote something I'm sure most of you could see coming from a mile away. Zecora has always had a problem with certain words, and this is quite a pain to her, especially when it comes to her favorite fruit.

    First Published
    13th Mar 2013
    Last Modified
    13th Mar 2013