On a dark night filled with sparkly magic, a group of unidentified enthusiasts of some sort attempt to give Nightmare Moon some sizzle, utterly separate from Princess Luna. But, when the spell is interrupted by Celestia's slav... guards, something totally expected is created.

Now, a little black alicorn filly named Nyx finds herself held captive by Twilight Sparkle, only to be haunted by memories and emotions from her past. Is she Nightmare Moon reborn or is she simply a science experiment? Can Twilight Sparkle protect Nyx from those who would call her out on fillynapping?

Or, will Nyx be forced to inherit the poor fashion sense that may not even be hers and become the greatest evil Equestria has ever known?

Equestria has practiced cloud clearing for thousands of years, employing pegasi to use their flying abilities to break up and blow away clouds to make sure the sky stays clear.  But the condensed water doesn't just disappear.  After spending centuries plagued by constant torrential downpour with only a few days a month without rain, a certain nation finally decides to figure out where all the clouds are coming from.

*This is a parody*

Two humble siblings find themselves in Equestria, with one super-twist.  They're Pokemon!  Whoa!  Now they must figure out how many important details they can skip and omit, what's going on with the acorns, and how epic being Pokemon is.

"Oh man, can you believe we're Pokemon?"

"Actually, yes, considering we're gigantic Pokemon fans.  That's usually the way these things work."

My name is Vancas.  I remember because a hobo wrote it on the corner of the cardboard box.  It takes twelve steps to get from the brown box to the street.  And the sun hurts my eyes.  And these pedestrians are stingy.  And I could really go for a taco right about now.

Democratic feelings have spread throughout Equestria, and now the public wants to hold an election.  At first Princess Celestia dismisses the movement, but when an opponent takes the stage, she realizes that she'll have to provide a solid political platform and a winning campaign in order to win the election and stay princess.  

The only problem is that nopony has practiced politics in the past one thousand years.

Dat ass.

Humans... humans are such a bizarre race. Capable of the greatest benevolence and the worst atrocities. And yet, they're so very predictable. For you see, while societies may die, and nations may crumble, one thing will remain constant: the desire to survive.

I should know. I was there when everything fell.

Probably the best story you will ever read.  Twilight and the gang engage in an activity at a place at an unspecified time.  Some form of emotions and actions ensue and the activity ends at a time that is different from the one where the activity started.  Scratch that, definitely the best story you will ever read.

For all you lazy people:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgYqJ8KhTxg

I've successfully created the worst fanfic ever.  It's beautiful.  I took everything that everybody hates about fanfiction and put it into a fic in an attempt to elicit all of your hate.  

Summary:  A young man is telepoted to Equestria where he meets all of the ponies that he knows and loves.

Image that suits the fic drawn by this guy: http://technical0difficulty.deviantart.com/art/Gary-Stu-I-MUST-BE-IN-EQUESTRIA-302940131?q=meta%3Aall%20sort%3Atime&qo=3

This is a sequel to: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/20744/The-worst-Fanfic-EVER

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~~Originally Written And Abandoned By "TheOnly", Finished By Me~~

The annual Minesweeper tournaments are being held, and Princess Luna decides she is going to partake in them.  However, being on the moon for one thousand years has made her oblivious to the game, and it's not the easy-going, safe sport she expected.