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Assoe 02270

Joined March 2012
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    [One-shot][Half-trollfic]

    I was in Equestria, and then I broke a Pinkie Promise.

    I had to run for my dear life, since I was going to freaking die.

    First Published
    15th Aug 2012
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    15th Aug 2012

    Luna shoves a cellphone up her plot, and the result is GREAT, CLASSIC LITERATURE!

    Also a fart joke.

    I'm very sorry.

    Written in 30 minutes while singing (no, not listening to, but literally screaming it at the top of my lungs) Psychostick's "Dumb Song."

    Image stolen from this sane individual.

    First Published
    4th Sep 2012
    Last Modified
    4th Sep 2012

    Celestia awakens one fine morning, only to find that her toaster has been acting up. Upon further investigation, it is no ordinary toaster... but one that she thought to have defeated long ago. So, she assembles a crack team to deal with the nasty machine. Toast ensues.

    First Published
    21st Aug 2012
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    21st Aug 2012
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    Twilight can not find her pillow.

    First Published
    9th Apr 2012
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    30th Oct 2012
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    Cole dedicated his life to protecting people after it was turned upside down by a delivery.  The Ray Sphere annihilated half of Empire City, started an incurable, fatal, plague, and granted him electric-based powers.  After saving Empire city from his own future self, he was utterly unprepared for The Beast.  He was defeated and forced to run, traveling to New Marais in the south to regain his depleted powers and challenge The Beast a second time.  With the help of Kuo and Nix, two conduits who allied with him against The Beast, and Zeke, his long-time, nearly infallible friend, he defeated The Beast with the Ray Field Inhibitor, and eliminated the plague, but with a huge cost : his life, his allies' lives, and the life of every conduit in existence.  Of his friends, only Zeke survived, but the world was left a better place.

    First Published
    21st Sep 2012
    Last Modified
    7th Apr 2013

    A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...

    First Published
    27th Jul 2011
    Last Modified
    20th May 2012

    Probably the best story you will ever read.  Twilight and the gang engage in an activity at a place at an unspecified time.  Some form of emotions and actions ensue and the activity ends at a time that is different from the one where the activity started.  Scratch that, definitely the best story you will ever read.


    For all you lazy people:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgYqJ8KhTxg

    First Published
    29th Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    29th Jul 2012

    Throughout all of history, one concept has kept both the written and spoken word from becoming an unintelligible mess. That concept is that most holy of grounds known by some as "grammar." It sets down rules for language to follow, and keeps it free of distortion.

    Yet something is wrong. The rules are failing. And only one pony so much as suspects that something is wrong. Something that goes deeper than a simple appearance of errors. Something that could be an attack on the very root of language itself.

    First Published
    2nd May 2012
    Last Modified
    4th May 2013
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    Golden Bracer, a Lieutenant of Celestia's Royal Guard, has desires that somewould declare shameful, perhaps even indecent. One day, however, these desires find him invited into Princess Celestia's own private quarters. With his honor as a guardspony on the line, Golden Bracer can only hope that after the night's developments he can keep his secret safe.

    First Published
    26th Jun 2012
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    26th Jun 2012

    When Fluttershy finds a page of a clopfic containing Spike and a certain white mare, the page finds itself in the hooves of many ponies it's been kept from. All of the clues seem to point to Spike, but is there more to this page than meets the eye?

    Author's Note: Contains lines of some saucy material. Nothing to clop over, but it refers heavily to something you'd find in a clopfic. Don't read if you're offended by this sort of thing. I only rated it teen because it's pretty tame and there's very little of it, but if it's too much I can rate it mature and add up a "sex" tag.

    Any constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated!

    EDIT: The Epilogue is up! Hope you guys enjoy!

    First Published
    22nd Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    23rd Jun 2012