All is normal in Equestria. In two seconds flat, all that changes when a rift between Egypt and Equestria forms due to an imbalance of positive and negative energy between the two dimensions from an unknown cause. Only one human, a brave and daring teenage girl who discovers it while fetching water from the Nile, has the guts to go through the rift to an unknown world.

A lot of people dream of going to a place called Equestria. I went there once. Never again. This is the story of my journey into what turned out to be my own personal nightmare(no pun intended).

19 ponies

1 changling queen

2 teams

1 island

39 days

2 hosts

1,000,000 bits

1 winer

This is Survivor Equestria. Follow our ponies and queen as they try to survive on Gallion Island for thirty nine days. Who will win the one millon bits.

Staring Chris and Cheff from TDA as your hosts.

A/N: This fic recuires you the reader to be active in the comments for voting out ponies. You will be given three days to vote during each chapter to decide who will stay and who will go.

Humans.

Truth or myth? Ancient lost civilization or just an old pony's tale?

No pony has ever seen one, and most haven't even heard of them. But Lyra knows that these wonderful creatures are more than just old legends, and she's going to find out... and possibly drive her roommate insane in the process.

Source

The simple affair of Twilight's breakfast takes a turn for the crazy as she and Pinkie Pie find out just how hard it is to open a banana.

Art by AspergerGoodness.

*Urgent*

SECURE. CONTAIN. PROTECT

(Warning: Horror themes)

The Mane 6 have been cordially invited to the Royal Wedding... Connor, too!

This branched off of my first fic, "Equestria's First Human."

Written in sync with the Canterlot Wedding episodes. (I know I did not make those episodes.)

Curtis is back and this time he is a King. After marrying Chrysalis and taking in both the flesh and blood of a changling he has become their King and is now leading them into an age of peace by bringing both the ponies and the changlings together.

But when a group of extremist terrorists attack and kidnap both his son and wife he is then swept up into an adventure to save them and bring down this organization.

You, like the rest of the humans that have found their way into Ponyville, have sort of a love/hate relationship what that bubbly and sweet pink mare known as Pinkie Pie. As much as you enjoy working with someone so nice that has accepted your place in Equestria so completely, you feel rather frustrated at the ever increasing insanity of the confectioneries that she makes in Sugarcube Corner, and she drags you deeper and deeper into "special projects" that you hardly understand. Apparently Twilight has something to do with these things as well.

Please note the rating for teen content. This is in response to the fact that I wanted to do more stuff with Pinkie as well as more silly and light-hearted non-clop stuff. Thanks for reading.

Spike orders a How-To guide book to win Rarity's heart. Will Spike be able to follow all the steps like a true gentlecolt? Will any of the steps actually work? And just what is Rarity looking for in her friendship with Spike, anyway?

Image by VanilleCream at DeviantArt (used by permission).

Totally awesome fanart by Multiversecafe found here: http://multiversecafe.deviantart.com/art/How-to-Woo-your-Lady-in-9-Easy-Steps-285329019