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AbsoluteAnonymous 213073

Joined October 2011
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    AbsoluteAnonymous's Stories (21)

    • The Light Goes Out
      Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia's final conversation together.

      3,014 words · 13,795 views · 1,461 likes · 20 dislikes
    • Pinkie Watches Paint Dry
      Pinkie Pie has an existential crisis about paint.
      2,500 words · 32,473 views · 2,871 likes · 50 dislikes
    • Diamond in the Rough
      Applejack gets drunk and Rarity has to help her get home.
      2,961 words · 7,730 views · 514 likes · 6 dislikes
    • A Million Things to Do
      Pinkie Pie forces Rainbow Dash to help her complete a list of things to do before the world ends.
      6,046 words · 7,231 views · 598 likes · 9 dislikes
    • Transdimensional Zoology
      3,811 words · 10,148 views · 1,100 likes · 21 dislikes
    • Shipping Goggles
      2,778 words · 21,217 views · 1,321 likes · 28 dislikes
    • Ambition
      4,714 words · 3,246 views · 308 likes · 4 dislikes
    • The Cold Light of the Stars
      4,919 words · 3,250 views · 455 likes · 8 dislikes
    • The Games We Play
      137,602 words · 18,779 views · 1,624 likes · 47 dislikes
    • Magical Pony Ultrasounds
      5,456 words · 14,782 views · 1,086 likes · 32 dislikes
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    Discord has been turned to stone by the power of the Elements of Harmony, but his consciousness is left uneffected.  Now powerless, he can only observe the events around him and think on his past life.  

    First Published
    26th Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    26th Oct 2012

    Twilight Sparkle is a unicorn, and she has a problem...

    First Published
    20th Oct 2012
    Last Modified
    20th Oct 2012

    One is a cellist playing at Canterlot's most elite parties. The other is a DJ-for-hire looking to make the big time. Both are secret agents. And together they'll team up to take down a powerful baked goods cartel.

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    Now with theme music, courtesy of The L-Train!

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    Proofread by the fantastic RTStephens. The cover image is courtesy of Gen-Jack-Oneill on deviantART, who graciously gave me permission for its use.

    First Published
    10th Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    14th Sep 2012
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    Exhaustion.

    First Published
    2nd Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    10th Dec 2012
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    Co-written with Professor Piggy. Rarity and Applejack go out for a fun night on the town with their friends, but when Rarity's flirtatious tendencies flare up, the evening rapidly turns into something more serious than either of them expected it to be. A RariJack story.

    First Published
    31st Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    31st Jul 2012
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    Twilight Sparkle struggles to find a meaningful gift for Princess Celestia.

    First Published
    3rd Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    3rd Mar 2012
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    Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie dress up as superheroes and head out to fight crime - or boredom. Same thing, really. When Pinkie Pie reveals that her favorite superhero is even cooler than Daring Do, trying to find an opportunity for heroics won't be the only thing gnawing on Rainbow's mind.

    First Published
    3rd Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    3rd Jul 2012

    Rainbow Dash is having an awful, terrible, no-good very bad day. Nothing seems to be going right! Pinkie Pie, being a dutiful friend, steps in to whisk her friend away to a one-day-only shop called the Make Me Better Boutique. But will she be able to cheer up her best friend? And will that cheering up lead to something ... more?

    (Femshipping, but no wilder than a G/PG movie. Fun fact: This was one of the first (possibly the first?) fics that explored the idea of 'wing boners.')

    First Published
    14th Jan 2012
    Last Modified
    14th Jan 2012
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    Today's the day that Applejack is leaving to compete in the Equestria Rodeo, but something's... off. Derpy's been acting strange, even by her usual standards. Eh, it's probably nothing, right? After all, what are the chances that an eccentric mailpony behaving even more oddly than normal could ever be important in the grand scheme of things?

    Artwork by ZuTheSkunk.

    First Published
    16th Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    16th Jun 2012
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    Cloud Kicker might just have the wildest life of any pony in Equestria. Marvel at the insanity that is her life, and laugh at the suffering of her poor beleaguered best friend, Blossomforth.

    This is a semi-sequel to "The Incredibly Dense Mind of Rainbow Dash." Not really a proper sequel, since it's focused on Cloud Kicker and Blossomforth instead of Rainbow and Pinkie, but it's in the same continuity. So I guess that makes it a follow-up-side-quel story. Or something. You don't need to have read "The Incredibly Dense Mind of Rainbow Dash" to read or enjoy this, but you ought to read it anyway, just because.

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    The central story of the Winningverse.

    Also, Cloud Kicker and Blossomforth still need their own tags. They're too awesome to spend their lives stuck under the "other" tag.

    First Published
    26th May 2012
    Last Modified
    18th Jun 2013