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    • From a Distance...
      I've spent so long watching her go about through town, laugh with her friends, be a hero...one day

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    Daring Do and her trusty companion Risky Hooves travel through the dangerous Equadorian jungles in search of treasure... and maybe something more. Ponies have been known to do strange things in the tropical heat...

    And now for something less formal; There is no Sex in this story! Beware! Or not! Whatever you decide! I'll probably do one or two more chapters, but that's it. Probably.

    Also, If you haven't read My Little Lover, please do. It's not just self-promotion, it explains... stuff. I don't know, just do things.

    First Published
    1st Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    27th Aug 2012

    Cheerilee and Screwball expected a quiet Ponyville vacation.  But Discord's back, and he's come for the children. Can Screwball and the Ponyville teens overcome the Lord of Misrule in their worst nightmares?

    Sequel to the Equestria Daily hit story "School Daze."

    First Published
    18th Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    25th Nov 2012
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    Kidnapped and taken to forbidding Midnight Castle, Twilight finds herself engaged in a battle of wits against an increasingly dangerous and dominating Trixie.

    Illustration by c0nker.

    First Published
    6th Jun 2012
    Last Modified
    6th Jun 2012
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    Steven Kamai is just another ordinary high school senior, waiting to go out into the world, aside from the fact that he was born and raised in Hawaii.  That all changes when one day the sky flashes pink and he finds two women floating off to sea near Barber's Point.  Influenced by his Hawaiian upbringing, he takes them in, but will they be more than he bargained for?

    Formerly Part of the PonyFall Collaboration

    Find out more about it here

    Credit goes to rainygami for the cover art.

    AN:  Even though this isn't part of PonyFall anymore, I still feel that my readers should go to their page.  The PonyFall guys have had a lot on their plate recently but their idea is just super-extreme-ultra-awesomeazing!

    ~April 3

    First Published
    2nd Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    4th Sep 2012

    Hoity Toity wakes up in his lavish penthouse in Upper Manehattan and starts hearing voices in his head. However, turns out he isn't crazy. You see in an Alternate Universe an ultra bad ass human and king of Testosterone named Duke Nukem has just died from saving a bus full of orphans on the way to get heart transplants. It turns out his soul ends up in Equestria in the mind of Hoity Toity probably the most prissy and uppity stallion on the planet. He wakes up one day and little subtle changes start happening.

    Join us as we meet the odd couple. A prissy and proper stallion and a macho sadistic narcissistic pervert share one mind. Will Duke change Hoity and help him get the attention of a certain fashion photographer or will Hoity teach Duke some things about himself and grow a little in the process.

    Warning this has some strong language and Duke will spout off some homophobic slurs and f-bombs. So, if your easily offended this may not be for you.

    First Published
    12th Dec 2011
    Last Modified
    19th Aug 2012
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    When Equestria is burning, only one man can save it... "Nobody steals my ponies... and lives!" Duke Nukem is back and ready for action in the hottest fic this side of the internet! Packed with more ass kicking than you can shake a stick at and babes ponies galore, prepare to tag along as you ask yourself, "Why the hell is Duke Nukem in Equestria?"


    Originally posted as "Why the hell is Duke Nukem in Equestria?" before I realized it was crap. Original can be found here.

    https://docs.google.com/folder/d/0B9SCdCd8T-y2WkFYbW14YXdFSUE/edit?usp=sharing

    Seriously, don't go there. It sucks. The link didn't even want to work it sucked that bad.

    Second version was less crap, but needed a lot of work so I took it down and started over. Find it here:

    https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B9SCdCd8T-y2RUs1N1RYM2R1Zm8/edit?usp=sharing

    Author: me

    Dude in the comments who tells me when I've mucked up the spelling or grammar: Lexicon

    First Published
    7th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    15th Jan 2013

    The year is 2553 and after suffering the loses of their newest members the ODST sqaud that we all know are on the edge of their known space clearing a moon of Loyalist Covies. But when you're out on the raggety edge, who's knows what awaits you?

    Based on Halo:ODST and you'd probably have to play Halo 3:ODST to understand a lot of the references.

    A Halo/MLP Crossover, I own neither.

    Cover Art was made by P0nies

    http://p0nies.deviantart.com/

    First Published
    2nd Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    13th Dec 2012
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    Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw is a video game reviewer from Australia. What happens when he plays a video game so girlish that it freezes his computer? Naturally, he hits it to make it work. Only him hitting it did not fix his problem, but rather it introduced a new one. The instant he hit his computer, he was propelled backwards into an oddly colorful world. But he's not going to let being in a different world stop him from doing his job. Now it's time to step up his reviewing skills for his greatest review ever: Equestria.

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    Warning: This fic may contain humor most find snide, snarky and sarcastic, and if you don't like it, bugger off.

    Zero Punctuation belongs to the Escapist Magazine.

    Cover image by: SkiddleZIzKewl

    First Published
    2nd Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    11th Feb 2013
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    What happens when the Reds and Blues finally get Church out of the Epsilon unit? Caboose decides he wants a turn in the unit, of course! What happens next? Well let's just say he always did say he wanted a pony, now he has a world full of them.

    [Before asking questions in the comments, please read!]

    - The first chapter is the end of the ninth season. I put it there just to ease the flow of the story.

    - You will probably be extremely confused if you have not seen the last two seasons of Red vs Blue.

    - You will probably be even MORE confused if you have never heard of Caboose.

    - I placed a series of hyphens to show when the story becomes my own work during the prologue.

    - Click here to watch the series if you have not.

    - FAQ

    Uploaded to FimFiction: Monday, March 5th, 2011 at 2:30 PM.

    Uploaded to RvBfics: Monday, March 26th, 2011 at 11:50 PM.

    Linked on Bungie.net: Saturay, March 31st, 2011 at 3:29 AM.

    Proofread/Edited By - Pissfer

    Current Title Image:

    The Group by ~Butts-are-Nice

    Past Title Images:

    Caboose and Pinkie by ~SarahWidiyanti

    Caboose and Pinkie by ~Farore769

    Church and Twilight by ~Farore769

    Dramatic Readings:

    ShadowflashMLP

    Fan Art:

    Caboose's Drawing by ~Depressing Rain

    First Published
    5th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    5th Mar 2013

    Gerald McCormack, a 22 year old college student (And someone who likes to swim in junkyards, that disgusting freak...) that is living by himself with his trusty butler, Gordon. When he stumbles upon a strange majestic-like woman in his own obstacle course--with a pair of Double D's I might add--he takes the woman in, and realizes she strongly resembles Princess Celestia! Will she be able to handle the human world that is so different from Equestria's? Or will she go into a paranoia freak out and Gerald would be forced to kick her out since she seems to be a crazed drug-addict hippy!?

    LET'S FIND OUT!

    Caution: Princess Celestia is a trademark of Equestria everywhere. Bikini Not Included.

    AN: This is part of a collab called PonyFall, which each author is required to take one pony from the Equestria unvierse and place her into the human world, within the self-insert's care. Yes, this is a self-insert... somewhat. Every author in the collab is required to do this. And honestly? I vowed never to do self-inserts ever again, and this was 6 years ago...

    ...Buuuut I made an exception since this is a collab. It's been awhile.

    Rated T: Violence, stabbing muffins with a fork, unnecessary poking, and some rule 34 of a fan and a paper shredder (I'm kidding)

    And yes, since this is a human fic, I want you guys to be honest with the criticism. Please don't "Ooh, it's an over-done human fic so I'm gonna thumb it down" sorta deal, I ask that you at least give it a chance, especially since every other collab author is doing the same thing.

    Info about collab located here: http://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?view=group&group=405

    But enough of my ramblings, enjoy!

    Image by: johnjoseco

    AN2: Holy crap, #5 in the Featured List! Yes yes yes! Thank you all for supporting the fic!

    AN3: #3 now!? Good fucking lord, you guys are crazy! O_O

    AN4: NUMBER TWO!? THE HELL! I'm giving you all an internet if it keeps going like this! x_x

    AN5: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/42/snumberone.jpg/

    I... this is impossible... inconceivable... just... my god... *faints*

    First Published
    26th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    13th Dec 2012