Seriously, a lot.

Nightmare Moon is back once more and wreaking havoc on Equestria, leaving its towns in total ruin. When the Elements of Harmony have failed in defeating this powerful foe and her army of Diamond Dogs,who could possibly have enough raw power to save all of Equestria and restore it to its harmonious state?

The answer is pretty obvious.

Dramatic Reading: Here!

I stood up and checked myself out.  Not bad.  Now, instead of being a human teenager with the body of a forty-year-old alcoholic, I was a badass pony with racing stripes and anime hair.  My cutie mark was Chuck Norris punching Satan in the face.  Satan was crying.