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Coffeebean 0189

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    More popular than the "Celestia's Homecare" omnibus, better selling than "Fifty-Three More Things to do When Trapped on the Moon", and more controversial than the infamous "Cupcakes", how does the story of this remarkable book differ in a universe full of... pony?

    After escaping the destruction of Equestria at the hands of some big ol' meanies, Pinkie Pie leads her friends on a series of baffling, mind boggling and downright nonsensical adventures through a galaxy where harmony is in short supply, but aliens, monsters and chaos are most definitely not.

    Gasp! As they meet strange alien creatures!

    Cry! As emotional torment assails our characters!

    Groan! As the Author includes yet another 4th wall break!

    And most importantly, DON'T PANIC

    First Published
    3rd Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    8th Dec 2012

    Nonsense, Luna, it's only a little cake anyway... Night Shade, bring in twenty more!!

    First Published
    18th May 2012
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    18th May 2012
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    The 'F' stands for 'Friendship'... Gosh, what were you thinking?  But seriously: After hearing a certain pegasus say a word that she's never heard before, Scootaloo goes to the rest of the Cutie Mark Crusaders to 'expand their vocabulary' if you will.  How will the citizens of Ponyville react to such language?  Especially when the Crusaders' older sisters hear about it. (Rated Teen because even though there's no gore or sex involved, there is definitely foul language.)

    By the by, this little abomination has been in my own personal development hell since January 7th, so you'll accept my apologies if it's not quite up to par with my other stories (feel free to draw parallels with Duke Nukem Forever, without the famous franchise or hyped-up expectations).  I just wanted to make something goofy and never got around to finishing it until recently.

    As always, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and all affiliated characters therein are owned entirely by Hasbro, and not me.  The fanfictions I create are meant to be taken for entertainment value only and are not in any way making me money.  Seriously, I'm broke, and making these doesn't help me with that...  I should sue Hasbro for inspiring me to waste my money-making time... But that's neither here nor there.  The opinions expressed are most likely my own, but not necessarily, and (being unaffiliated with Hasbro in any way, as I am) are therefore not necessarily the opinions of Hasbro as a whole nor the employees that flesh it out, except perhaps by wild coincidence, to which I have no prior knowledge.  No copyright infringement, and no slander.  Kumbaya, Hasbro, Kumbaya.

    First Published
    2nd May 2012
    Last Modified
    2nd May 2012
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    You are Fleur-de-Lis, a retired model who still hangs in her upper-class social circle. When Fancy Pants decides to host a large fashion show, you take the opportunity to invite Rarity. When she finally arrives in Canterlot, what do you have in store for her?

    Author's note: This is my experiment into second-person fiction. It's a bit of a departure from my usual writing, but I hope you enjoy it. Many thanks to TheGentlemanCreeper for the inspiration of turning this concept to second-person, and to Coffeebean for the support.

    First Published
    30th Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    30th Apr 2012

    Barney Trotter and his valet, Cheese, struggle to assist young Prince Blueblood, who has accidentally become engaged to be married. On the night of the Grand Galloping Gala, Barney unfolds a masterful plan to rescue his pal from the harness of matrimony.

    A parody of PG Wodehouse's Jeeves & Wooster stories.

    First Published
    6th Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    6th Apr 2012

    Vinyl is an unicorn whose life has been a complete mess. After the death of her grandparents, she gave up on life completely. Yet through a series of events that started one day, she again became the happy pony and wonderful musician she once was.

    Author's note: I've been asked to explain the timeline a bit more. This contains spoilers to new readers.

    Click "More" to see the timeline.

    Vinyl's age : event

    0 : Vinyl's parents die. Grandparents take her in.

    7: Vinyl gets her cutiemark

    9: The bully-incident.

    11: Octavia leaves for the Academy

    12: Vinyl makes her first record

    14: Vinyl makes her second record under the name DJ PON-3

    18: Vinyl plays at the Great Galloping Gala. 2 months later, her grandparents die. She moves to Ponyville, to her old parents' house.

    20: The story starts.

    Hope this clears up some misconceptions

    CANCELLED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

    First Published
    29th Feb 2012
    Last Modified
    16th Mar 2012
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    Are pegasus wings really fragile? Do unicorn spells really fail catastrophically? And just how explosive is chocolate milk, anyways? Join Applejack, Rainbow Dash and the rest of the MLP crew as they not only tell the myths, but put them to the test!

    Thanks Pustulioooooo for his WONDERFUL Coverart!

    First Published
    27th Dec 2011
    Last Modified
    20th Feb 2012

    From my studies in Equestrian hippology, I present an interview I conducted with famed mare Rainbow Dash regarding Equestrian culture and her response to her popularity amongst the brony community of Earth. It is my hope that this account will offer unique insights into Equestrian society and culture and enlighten readers intrigued by what this world and its inhabitants have to offer us.

    I would like to personally thank those organizations and institutions that put forth the time and resources that enabled me to conduct this research: the North American Institute of Research and Education, Canterlot University, the Celestial Gates Fund, and the John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation.

    First Published
    3rd Oct 2011
    Last Modified
    3rd Oct 2011