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Frosty Mug runs the premiere (and only) watering hole in Ponyville. He's been behind the pine for years, and listened to many a sob story, and joyous announcement. Enjoy his recollections of a rather strange week in which he served a different Element of Harmony every day, and a pony he would have never thought he'd have the honor of getting drunk. These are the memoirs of a Ponyville booze vendor.

Warning: Shipping is mentioned, so if you're some kind of anti-shipping zealot, don't read it.

Some Canterlot entertainers aren't just musicians... and some ponies fall in love with them anyways.

When one of Equestria's most popular cellists appears at Twilight's birthday party, it's just another gig for Octavia, but a shock for Twilight and the rest of the party-goers. She arrives, wishes Twilight a happy birthday, wows them with her beautiful music, wows them with her musical beauty, and doesn't leave until after everypony else has left. So when a few ponies suggest that this 'entertainer' might be more than just a musician... some eyebrows are raised, but nothing more. Twilight is beyond reproach, after all, and Octavia can earn her living however she wants. When she sticks around Ponyville, however, it becomes a slightly different story - Twilight is romantically-naive, after all, and Octavia is... most certainly not.

The romance of Twilight Sparkle, Celestia's protege, and Octavia van Clef, Canterlot's most famous entertainer.

Rated 'Teen'. Per FimFiction's rating guidelines, this story contains some 'more adult themes', but has no 'graphically adult content'. Rated primarily for sexually suggestive material, but also (in later chapters) alcohol use and adult language.

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"We have to be brave now, Scootaloo," Dash said. "Just close your eyes, and it'll be all over by the time you open them again."

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Should you form attachments to mortals if you yourself will never die?

Losing the last of her friends in a battle that should never have been fought, Twilight Sparkle's world falls apart, until meaning and purpose come back into her life in the most wonderful way imaginable. But she forgets, again, that every living creature must eventually die...

Sequel to Not My Destiny, which you can read here. PG-13 for some mild psychological horror and plot-relevant, non-gratuitous injuries. I'll try to keep to the same chapter-a-day release schedule as I did back over New Year's.

Glorious cover art: Secreta Altare Window 3: Twilight Transcendent used with the kind permission of the magnificent confused--guy!

Princess Celestia writes a report to her teacher on what she has learned about mortality.

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Twilight was expecting to have a nice, relaxing morning bath. What she did not expect, was for Rainbow Dash to interrupt her by crashing through the window. Twilight, instead of yelling at Rainbow, invites her to take a bath together.

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Choosing whether or not to visit Chrysalis has been bugging Rarity for a week since receiving an invitation to do so. But there seems to be trouble brewing in the Hive and Rarity now has little time to act. Either way, her family's future rests in her hooves.

Princess Luna has only just arrived from her thousand year sentence in the moon, and she is new to all forms of technology.

But such a thing as a shower could never best the princess of the Night.... Or could it?

Cover art by JohnJoseco

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The continuing story of those in Canterlot Castle and the surrounding areas. With four immature gods running about, is anybody going to survive?  Probably. However, with each day, the madness in Equestria grows and sadly I don't think anypony actually cares anymore. So, everypony, sit back and relax as Nightmare Moon plays some smooth jazz. Admit it, you're picturing Nightmare playing the sax.

It's time for Equestria's Crazies; a tale of love, of tasers, comedy and finally me, tormenting as many ponies as possible before I get bored.

Cover art used with permission of Madmax

Edited by the incredibly awesomazing IceOfWaterflock

Takes place a year after the events of the story "Old Spice Guys invade Equestria." I recommend you all read it before reading this.

Finally, after centuries of tyrannical rule, the Anti-Spice (a demonic spirit that possessed Celestia early on in her life) has been overthrown, Apple Spice has been eradicated, and Old Spice reins supreme. Now, Black Jesus, Luna, and the newly freed Celestia must work together, with the help of friends both old and new, to rule the new government of Equestria.

But there is trouble brewing. The evil forces of Axe are now planning a war against Old Spice and Equestria. Will Black Jesus, Celestia, and Luna be able to fight Axe and its allies, or will Equestria fall under its iron fist?

Also, Caramel decides to try heavier stuff, and Spike suddenly finds he is no longer hated with his newly acquired girlfriend. What, you are angry that Spike abuse will no longer be prevelant? Oh don't worry, my friend, Spike will still suffer abuse.