This is the story of a mafia hit-man named Vincenzo Scungilli and his new beginning. Tired of a life full of nothing but murder and blood, he decides he wants out of the mob. With a blessing from his don, Vincenzo finds that it would prove wise to escape his past and the people who still want him dead not by fleeing the city or even the country but by his newly discovered mode of transport, Interdimentional travel. By complete freak accident, the middle aged tough-guy gets himself planted in Equestria, a land of friendship, magic and candy colored talking ponies who proceed to annoy the hell out of him...and he's got no way to get back. Can Vinnie keep his sanity and maybe even learn a few things about friendship? Will he even go so far as to make friends with these fruity little wimps and risk life and limb to help them when they need him most? Well then ya'd better start readin' if ya know what's good for ya! Capiche?
Rated T for Violence, Language and explosions involving "F-bombs"
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