You're a random human on Earth trying to get some sleep, but these blasted ponies keep appearing in your room. You don't know where they come from, or how they got here, but they insist on sleeping with you in a non sexual manner.

Have you ever wanted to get cuddled by a pony? How about against your will? No? Yes? Either way you are getting cuddled whether you like it or not.

Warning: Adorable cuddling may or may not be suitable for younger readers.

Warning: I can't select all the ponies, but yes all ponies(and other species) are capable of cuddling you. No you're not safe.

Edited by: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/technicscratch

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Engineer and Sniper, the RED team's campers, are pretty much the best friends one might see on a battlefield full of annoying teenagers with baseball bats and pyromaniacs who don't see things as they should. Engineer covers Sniper's back with Sentries, supplies the two of them with ammo, and in return, Sniper spychecks, defends Engineer, and gets rid of enemy Snipers.

However, after an incident involving a sapper, Razorback, and malfunctioning teleporter, the two are sent to a dimension where it's all the things Sniper and Engineer dislike. Nay, the things they hate. So how will the two get back to their camping, Nopeing, and Pissing? And why are the two replacements sent by the mysterious Grey Man so...mechanical?

Please. Somebody stop me from posting these stories. Rated Teen for mild language.

Danny Fenton was a normal boy, but when his DNA is fused with ectoplasm, he is turned into a half boy/half ghost hybrid. What does he have to thank for that? The Ghost Portal his ghost-busting parents had created, which they had originally deemed a failure.

Danny had kept his secret for a little while from everyone except his best friends, Tucker Foley, a tech-nerd with a passion for meat, and Samantha Manson, a gothic girl who happens to be a hardcore vegetarian.  He's been keeping the world safe since from ghosts hell-bent on wreaking havoc on the world under the alias of "Danny Phantom".

He's had his share of fights, but for the most part, life was turning out...alright, albeit repetitive.

However, one day, the Ghost Portal malfunctions, and instead of bringing them into the Ghost World, Danny, along with his two best friends, are transported into the distant land of Equestria with seemingly no way out.

Will Danny, Sam, and Tucker find a way to get back home? Or will they be stuck in Equestria forever?

Cover art done by Cookiepoppet on DeviantArt

Ok, let's start with the fanfic. It was a beautiful day in Ponyv...

Eh...

Why is a pink pony looking at me from outside the window?

First, the fic was edited by Mikomouse. Then, The REAL Princess Luna  followed her and helped me with this, and now I have a new editor: Agonist Agent. Ten thousand million thanks to all of them!

Rated "teen" for language.

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A young man named Dave, while writing a personal journal about his perceptions of liking the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", is unexpectedly whisked away into the land of Equestria, where his memories about the world even being part of a show are erased, leaving him lost in an unfamiliar land. Luckily, help comes to him in the form of a pony named Pinkie Pie, who immediately dubs him her new friend and agrees to be his guide through this odd new world...

Yes, I understand the Human in Equestria thing is an oft-repeated concept, but you ought to at least give it a chance before you judge unfairly.

There's more to come, as well. I just thought to put this chunk of chapters up as a start. =)

Also, excuse any changes, if you notice. I'm rather picky when it comes to spotting out errors here and there. XD

Update: Cover art done by Redback Spino

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Even though MLP:FiM ended a few years ago, my friends and I still loved the show. Stories, merch, fan art, I loved it all. Things started to get a weird though when I found myself with a cutie mark appearing on my leg. Humans aren't supposed to get cutie marks, so where the heck did this come from? And what's going on with my hair?

This was meant to be a short little quirky story, but as I soon found myself engrossed in writing a bigger and bigger story.  It was originally just written for the 'Pony transformation general' community on /mlp/. However, due to the positive feedback from friends, I then decided to post the story here on FimFiction so others could enjoy it.

It should also be noted that the story here has been slightly modified version from the original. The story you see here has been fully reedited and 'cleaned up' to fit the standards of a "Teen" rating here on FimFic. If you wish to up the ante and read the mature version of the story, you may do so on the Google Doc here. Feel free to switch between either story version whenever you like, as the main story line between the two versions is identical.

The reviews are in, esteemed critics are RAVING about Five Score, Divided by Four

Well, sh*t...

-destinedjagold

Well, this is... bizarre. But interesting. But bizarre.

-bitWolfy

This story just mindfucked my everything. You get a like, a favorite, a follower and a bag of corn flakes good sir.

-Uranium Plastic Cup

SWEET FILLY LUNA I AM FLIPPING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW

-Shadow Reaper

I'll probably never be able to clop again if this keeps up.

-Dash Attack

This is the only story on FimFiction to have me literally shaking with excitement. I congratulate you on an amazing story!

-jeramiahsental

"Wait, you asking for a review on what now? Who??"

- Editior in Chief, Chicago Tribune

Five Score editors:

1st- Scrub

2nd- Rain Shaker (careful, he bites)

Enjoying the story? Check out some of the side fics!

Changing Strings and Other Things Guy meets girl, then they both find cutiemarks! (Lyra/Bonbon) Written by Sharp Spark

Lunar Phases. Can a guy handle becoming Princess Luna? Written by We are the Meta

Why Me? A story about Derpy's place in the world. Written by Apuppy120

Love songs and tooth picks. Some more Human->Lyra fun craziness! Written by FrozenMasquerade

Earning Wings of a Different Nature. A military helicopter pilot realizes he's Daring Doo. Written by StrayanPhoenix772

The New Boss. A human turned Sombra becoming a mob boss? Yes please. Written by Dash Attack

Luna's nightmares herald the arrival of nine soldiers from another world: the nine mercenaries of Builders League United.  When they arrive, they are turned into ponies!  As they adjust to life in Equestria and investigate the strange goings on, Celestia is haunted by a terrible force...

Raven of the Teen Titans has long been a closet pegasister.  She was introduced to Friendship is Magic by Beast Boy and Starfire and - although she is loathe to admit it - she enjoyed it.  She especially identified with the character of Twilight Sparkle.  What with Twilight's enjoyment of reading, talent in magic, and unexpected but life changing friendships, it felt like Raven's own life mirrored and sugarcoated onto a world of pastel colored ponies.  Even Twilight's friends reminded Raven of her own to a certain extent.

When she wakes up one morning in Twilight Sparkle's body with no idea how this happened or how to fix it, she begins to think she identified with her a little too well.

Now trapped in the plot of the series from the beginning, she has to find away to fix this, find out what happened to the real Twilight, and at the same time save all of Equestria.  At least she has some friends to help, right?

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Crossover idea inspired by the fact that these two characters share the same voice actor, Tara Strong.  Originally, it was just an idea I played with for fun, but I have a serious - and frightening - plot for it.  Dark for later chapters.

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Norse legends tell of men sacrificing bears and bulls to unicorns to keep them from devouring human villages. Pre-equestrian legends tell of a cunning prey prized by unicorn royalty. A holiday fast, commemorating the defense of the wishing star from changeling armies, sharpens Rarity and Twilight Sparkle's appetites just as some very lost Bronycon attendees crash out of the Everfree Forest. Rainbow Dash finds herself wrenched apart by conflicting loyalties. Fluttershy gains, and loses, a pet. Applejack relates to somebody. Spike will execute a cunning scheme, but finds himself torn between the two unicorns that matter the most to him. Pinkie Pie explains why "Cupcakes" is a silly fanfic and tries to quell bloodlust with pineapple inside-out cake.  

Friendships will be tested. Hearts will be broken. Secrets will be revealed. Also, magic kindergarten.

When humans come to Equestria, it's not the ponies that should be afraid.

TD Harrison Powell, the human that first came to Equestria in No, I am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! has been in Ponyville for about three months when Twilight realizes something interesting: she doesn't really know that much about humans and how they work. Sure TD is receptive to her interviews for the most part, but he can't tell her everything and she wants to find out about how he acts casually.

So she decides to stalk him for science!

This is a little one-shot I decided to make while I'm waiting for my pre-readers to get the next chapter to me. This is canon and isn't supposed to be taken seriously at all.

Inspired by, but not ripped off of, Mood Wings