Long after the wedding and the fiasco with the Changelings, Shining Armour and Cadence are finally settled in at home. But one bundle of 'joy' may just end it all.

Getting the help of his younger sis', Shining try's to keep the foal a secret from his wife. But how long will she remain a secret, and how will ice cream cones get involved?

Edited by: The Princess Rarity

There was a question... and Spike wanted the answer.  The curiosity of it was gnawing at his little dragon brain like gerbils in a vat of candy corn.  In desperation, he turns to Cadence for help, and she's more than happy to assist.

After all, it's just a simple question.  What's the worst that could happen?

(Takes place prior to Season 1.  Rated for scattered innuendo.)

Stallions rating mares from 1 to 10. What!? The mares go on crazy adventures and the stallions get to brutally judge them based on looks alone. Fair trade! (A for fun project. Will be updated slowly.)

Girls repulse you. All those tea parties and cooties and pink bows and stuff. A smart ten year old colt like yourself wants nothing to do with them! You're perfectly happy playing with your model train set. But when the Cutie Mark Crusaders chase you down to discover the secrets of gaining a Cutie Mark, you find there's more to those fillies than you think. Especially their ringleader, Apple Bloom.

Vectors by Kuren247 and the DeviantArt VectorClub.

Welcome, to the biggest collection of sexual innuendos that you will ever experience in your life. Because sometimes, situations are ambiguous. Sometimes we need to write something silly to get us out of a writing slump. Sometimes, ponies interact in the most inappropriate sounding ways possible. Don't act like you haven't seen it before, besides; who doesn't love a good sex joke every now and then?

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Celestia likes her routine. Tax reforms, grants, laws and construction projects are all a princess needs to be content.

It's just her luck that for Pinkie Pie, "content" is not nearly enough.

Princess Celestia is high and mighty in a lot of ways, motherly and mentor-like in more.  But her proteges have almost always been unicorns, with one or two pegasi, and not one earth pony in all of her over 1000 years of life. When Applejack, staying true to her Element of Honesty, even with the Princess, bluntly states that Princess Celestia understands little of what it's like to be an earth pony, the princess realizes the flaw in her understanding of her subjects. Turning to a newly reformed old friend, Celestia begs to be an earth pony for a day. What happens, nopony could have guessed.

Another day another wedding and another deadline.

Sidestory of the Scootaverse

Ever wonder what goes on when the focus of a story isn't on it's main characters?

Ever wonder what a family does for fun when you're not watching them struggling on against life? Wondered what silly dreams and ideas come from their heads? When Scootaloo, Luna, and Celestia aren't out and about trying to find their true places in a world that would have them stand upon a pedestal, they do their best to spend time with their family. All of their family, from the Elements of Harmony, to Cadance and Shining Armor doing their best to drive each other crazy.  They scheme, they plot, and they have fun in the time that they can spare for each other.  

The stories here are one-shots, slices of life from within the Scootaverse, points in time that don't fit into the narrative of Scootamom, or it's sequels, but still took place.  Enjoy!

Chapter 1: Celestia Vs. The Great Devourer: It can't possibly be that hard to walk into Sugarcube Corner to order some normal bread and trot out without a bucketload of cupcakes, right? Pinkie and Celestia seem to think so.

Chapter 2: Luna would disagree with Pinkie's treatment of Celestia.  But first, she must do battle... with the Pinkie Sense! Can she escape becoming a full moon?

After living as an outcast for several months, Chrysalis longs to return home. However, the changelings are not so willing to take her back because of the conflicts her failures have brought upon them. Taking advantage of their situation, Chrysalis comes up with a plan that will leave them no choice but to accept her as their queen again. The changelings need love and she will bring them all they will need by creating a dating service in order to make more for them to feed from.

Disguised as a pony named Cherub, she settles in the town of Ponyville, thinking that it is the perfect town to go through with her plan. After realizing that the Elements of Harmony live there as well and avoiding their suspicion, she begins her business. However, things are not as easy as she had assumed and is at risk of failing. Out of desperation, she reluctantly hires Pinkie Pie, believing that her knowledge of everypony in the town would be a huge advantage. Chrysalis only hopes that her sanity can withstand the constant annoyance that comes from the pony she is now very dependent on.

Cover image created and permitted by FeliXao.