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Rallag 21749

Joined February 2012
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    Rallag's Stories (2)

    • Ponies go to North Korea
      Or, "Equine Misadventures in the Glorious People's Democratic Republic"

      1,915 words · 147 views · 17 likes · 2 dislikes
    • The Muffin Killer
      A police officer regales the most peculiar tale.
      1,445 words · 130 views · 3 likes · 1 dislikes
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    When an unexpected heat wave scorches Appleloosa, Braeburn finds himself unable to save his family's apple orchard. That is, until he meets a certain pony whom he thought to be fictitious. The mare tells him of a treasure that is said to be buried in the town of Dodge Junction, and asks for his assistance in finding it. Will the tales of Cunning the Colt's treasure prove to be true, or were they simply folktale?

    Proofread and edited by JohnPerry.

    First Published
    15th Apr 2012
    Last Modified
    5th Aug 2012

    Coin Slot, a slaver in the Equestrian Wasteland, is making just a regular sale when something a few miles away explodes violently. Deciding to check it out, she discovers a strange weapon of unknown origin that seems to mesmerize its targets. There are... drawbacks to this weapon, however, and its discovery soon leads Coin down a chain of events that will change her morals, lifestyle, and even her very soul... provided that she manages to survive. Will the friends she makes be enough to convince her that her slaving ways are immoral? Or will they just reinforce the belief that that is one of the best ways to survive After the End?

    A side story of Kkat's Fallout Equestria. Which is excellent.

    Here's a link to the Gdoc's index

    Cover image by http://felixattchar.deviantart.com/. He's awesome. Look at his stuff.

    First Published
    9th Mar 2012
    Last Modified
    20th Apr 2013
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    Dash gets what she always wanted: a spot in the Wonderbolts and Spitfire by her side. Their relationship is all speed, all adrenaline, all passion, and absolutely, positively doomed.

    A trainwreck of a romance in an ongoing series of slice-of-life snapshots, clop-free.

    Restraint, or Lack Thereof - Spitfire knows what she wants, knows how to get it, and knows exactly how wrong this could all go.

    Day In, Day Out - Soarin needs to know why Spitfire's been distracted and out of sorts lately, and there's a good chance he already knows the answer.

    Been a While - Spitfire isn't the only one in this relationship who's been nursing a crush on her idol for years. Difference is, Dash has been doing something about it.

    Burden - It isn't easy being a hero, especially if you're not the hero you thought you'd be.

    Forgive and Forget- Dash makes a terrible mistake. Making it won't get her in trouble; trying to fix it could be disastrous.

    Wings - Sometimes you get your dreams handed to you on a silver platter. Sometimes that's the last thing you want.

    Touchdown and Takeoff - Somepony's gotta put out fires for the Wonderbolts before the team implodes, and Soarin' just drew the short straw.

    Shattered - Spitfire is royally ticked off at Rainbow, and RD has no idea why.

    Unscheduled - Spitfire gives the Wonderbolts the week off only to find that Dash left a few things unfinished.

    What Has Been Seen - The Wonderbolts are taking bets on Spitfire and Dash self-destructing, and Soarin' just wants a nap.

    Now featuring beautiful new cover art courtesy of Celebi-Yoshi!

    These stories are in continuity with Luna's Librarian and The Rustic & The Romantic.

    All chapters originally written as separate entries for flash-fic blog Thirty Minute Pony Stories (TMP). I highly recommend a visit to TMP if you're looking for some of the best 1000-word gems in pony fiction. Many thanks to TMP for inspiring me to write!

    First Published
    5th Jan 2013
    Last Modified
    11th Mar 2013
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    Friendship lasts forever.

    Right?

    Three years ago, Gilda and Rainbow Dash became fast friends at Junior Speedsters' Flight Camp. Time took its toll, though, and the pair drifted apart.

    When Gilda tries to reconnect with her not-so-long lost friend, she'll discover that things can change a pony after three years: a new home, new job, and new friends.

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    Title Image Credits

    Original: http://mallorysbeast.deviantart.com

    Coloring:

    Bandit (no link available)

    Author's Inane Ramblings

    It should go without saying, but a huge thank you goes out to everyone who actually helped on this project. Special mention goes to Vimbert, someone whose name I don't know...

    And of course, Garnot. I can't thank you enough for your efforts put forth into saving this story (technically our story), but if you give me a chance, I'll sure as hell try.

    Everyone else: sorry about the downtime. I hope you enjoy the new version.

    First Published
    24th Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    24th Nov 2012
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    No pony is the same after witnessing a work-related death, no matter who they are. The victim was young, eager, fresh-faced, and recently hired. In his last breaths, he let out a scream so heart-rending that the employees who heard it had difficulty sleeping that night. And Rainbow Dash was no exception.

    But she's not losing sleep over that. What disturbs her is something far worse—something she said afterwards.

    First Published
    19th Nov 2012
    Last Modified
    19th Nov 2012
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    Pinkie Pie gets her friends to explain various aspects of Ponydom to the audience (aka a wall of Sugar Cube Corner's kitchen). A silly story poking fun at some of the fan-produced elements of MLP.

    First Published
    18th Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    6th Mar 2013

    The metro tunnels of Stalliongrad shelter the last remnants of ponykind from the ravages of the Apocalypse. Beneath the earth, ponies struggle to survive against mutants, radiation, and each other. But when an unstoppable threat emerges from the darkness of the Metro, one pony must brave the shadows to save not just his home, but the very existence of his people.

    First Published
    10th Aug 2011
    Last Modified
    2nd Oct 2012
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    Rainbow Dash's dreams come true, and fame begins to change her in more ways than she could imagine.

    First Published
    7th Feb 2012
    Last Modified
    29th Nov 2012
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    Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize?  I have, once before.  This time was not all that different.  Headache?  Check.  Dry mouth?  Check.  Upset stomach?  Check.  Hooves?  Uhm, that one is new.

    Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32.  Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before.  The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me.  It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now.  I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.

    Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it.  Geez.


    A little comedy side project.  EDIT: HAHA Main project.  More characters to be added if I get that far.  Categories might be refined as I write.  Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely.  Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at.  Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.

    Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture!  First fanart, I'm so HAPPY.  I've gotten more since then!  I should collect it all here.

    First Published
    2nd Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    17th May 2013
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    Future Wonderbolt, coolness incarnate, and all-around awesome. Is it any surprise that everypony wants a piece of Rainbow Dash?

    Not that she wants anypony to take a piece, mind you. All she wants to do is live her life. That's something she finds pretty hard to do when everypony she meets falls in love with her on sight, though...

    A day-in-the-life story about an awesome pony in a crazy world.

    Artwork by laberoon.deviantart.com

    First Published
    22nd Jul 2012
    Last Modified
    21st Oct 2012